So funny thing happened the other day.

Mic, the bassist from coheed.



this guy, wearing the awesome 3 cap,

got married. There's no news about it yet, but he's happy, and his wife is having a baby. congrats mic.

F&$K Canadiansss

This is fkajf;lja ridiculous and im am very angryy at this crappp, read the following article

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/2235072462

You all should find it interesting.

Ok that stupid monkey head of the red cross what the da;jf;adj was going through his minddd............ This is as absurb as Bush talking about the culture of life, as the reason being why he is going to sign his first veto on Stem Cell research b/c the monkey religious fanatics think we are killing people to do so. When if you really think about it thats absurb,,,,,,, anywho thats another argument. faj;ldfja;ldfj;ladjf;lakjdf;lkajdf;
BTW i didnt plan on posting but i got angry when i read this.
gtg bye

Counterpoint (I Guess)...

See this is what happens when we are apart. Without Checo there to keep him in line Rennie has become... a hippie.

in another controversial issue.

voting me for president.

http://www.media-file.net/hhgg/zaphod.mov

Contraversial Issue

Today, John Stossel, a conservative asshole who reports for 20/20, did one of his famous "Give me a break" stories about equal pay for women. He was talking about how women don't get equal pay because they take different jobs than men. So any argument about how women get lesser pay for the same work is worthless. Is it me or is this guy a dumbass? The equal pay argument is about jobs. The problem isn't about women earning less than men as a whole. Its about women and men earning different pay for the same jobs. If you look at this table you see how women in the same jobs as men earn less pay.

TABLE

So its retarded to argue about the equal pay thing. Are you retarded? Then stop arguing.

P.S. When I first started writing this post, I was going to mention this story and talk about how interesting it was. Then I did some research and found the table. This is why you don't just watch television.

P.P.S. One retarded thing that the table does for some reason is lump engineer, architects, and surveyors together. I don't know why they did this. So please ignore that statistic. So as far as I know men and women in Engineering make the same thing until they fix this. I don't see them doing anything else like this.

P.P.P.S. Snootch to the Nootch

Funny

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food

Saw you at the buffet
Lunch is best time of day
You are big and I'm small
You're as wide as I'm tall

F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
G-O-O-D good, good
F-O-O-D food, food
Food food
Food food

Food

F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
F-O-O-D food, food
G-O-O-D good, good

Food


p.s. i think i've done this before.

The Hero With The Green Underpants...

I alluded to the new zelda game in a comment to a previous post but some of you might not have seen it. So here is the link again. This new game takes place after the N64 zelda. And rather than Link as a child, he is a teenager. That means his hormones are going wild and he's going through some interesting...changes and he's begining to get curious about girls or boys I'm not sure which.

So heres the link to the trailer. This link takes you to the quicktime movie but in the same place there is a link to download it as windows media. So take a look at what will definately be the game of the year.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=5879&type=mov

P.S. Joey Rocks!!

Opening Song From "...Guide to the Galaxy" Movie

Enjoy!

So long, and thanks for all the fish / So sad that it should come to this / We tried to warn you all, but, oh dear / You may not share out intellect / Which might explain your disrespect / For all the natural wonders that grow around you / So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

The world's about to be destroyed / There's no point getting all annoyed / Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you / Despite those nets of tuna fleets/ We thought that most of you were sweet / Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women / So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

\ If I had just one last wish / I would like a tasty fish!
\If we could just change one thing / We would all have learnt to sing!
\ Come one and all / Man and mammal / Side by side In life's great gene pool!

\So long, so long, so long, so long, so long / So long, so long, so long, so long, so long / So long, so long and thanks for all the fish!

by the way...I'm Joey.

sony rocks!

working at sony...nah lemme start again, working on a place that actually requires to use what i have learned during my major really kicks ass.
I work on the EE department, which is led by two guys. The main boss is mister Homma (or Homma-san to us his EE mates) and my supervisor Hernan. They friggin rock, they are the smartest people i have met, Hernan has a life's story like a mixture between maria mercedes (credit checo for that one) and caninflas. he used to sweep the floors, a mere janitor who at 28 years of age wanted something more for him. He now is one of the main guys in the EE department, and he is one of the company's top designers.
On the other hand, because of the violence that erupts in mexico, we are taken on this van with a guy named mike. now mike looks like one arian motherfucker, i mean he is a hitler poster boy. fucking huge. but hes a real cool driver. he is like our transporter (like in the movie) but in a van.
moreover i have 2 projects already under my hand. one is to create a sensor that picks up color coded packages and sends them in different directions. the other is to better a machine that creates the 8mm tapes.
i'll post a picture of the office where i work at later, and a shot of my desk with the first circuit i did today. thats also because they made me learn a new programming language. assembly, way better than leung. so if need be, id rather program the PIC im working with rather than the sluggish 812. LEUNG THE 812 IS DEAD! SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
and i love you guys (quoting mr. beefy)
cheers

The kingsville connection

here is rennie yet again, back from the grave, or Kingsville. Well, Kingsville has resumed to being boring. I went to a party on Saturday and I must say I was pretty pissed off by the fact that it was Ayy, a sausage fest, and Bee, a party surrounded by women who were either ugly, or had a boyfriend, and Cee, I couldn't drink. I did get to see a boob though. that was nice. There honestly is nothing to do here except go to dance clubs, or watch movies and go to Gems with your friends. I think we should start hitting up Corpus though. I hear that the executive surf club isn't a dance club with THE INSANELY LOUD MUSIC WHERE YOU HAVE TO SCREAM INTO PEOPLE'S EARS SO YOU CAN HEAR THEM. I hear its just nice blues music in the background and its real laid back and stuff. Maybe we should check it out. And I hear its more of a restaurant bar type place. Anyway, Next sunday I leave.....whoa. Nervewracking, a tad crazy, oh and by the way, today I was just interviewed. since i'm a be going to California, I was just interviewed by Phillis. This nice black girl who's an english/phsychology major. Maybe I should talk to her about my problems. Either way, it was a good interview, and she said she was sorry this wasn't a real interview with Tea and cake and stuff, and I was like "real interviews have that?!" So I want to become interview worthy famous.

p.s. I finally finished my FAFSA. I hate FAFSA. remind me to be rich so that my children don't have to go through this, and to donate a lot of money so that four kids don't have to go through this either.

and fin.

p.p.s.

this is quite possibly one of the best pictures i've ever seen.

Austin Part 1 & and some other Blurbs

As everybody should know i am in Austin taking part in this alleged internship at the TCEQ aka Texas Commision on Enviormental Quality. I am part of the Information Resources department, you know studying electrical engineering automatically means you can use computers these days, but anywho. My responsiblity is to help design a method of migration into Microsoft's Office 2003 professional from HEAVY corel users (BTW corel Blows). I work everyday 8 to 5. However as you all may or may not wonder what i do on my spare time, and no it isnt filled with extra jedi time with no Tamara yapping at me to get off, i have spent it getting to know the varrrioussss outdoor activities this city has to offer. As you may or may not know Lance armstrong is from here, he is a Cancer survivor who won some bike thing more than anybody else. So as you can imagine the amount of subways and people running around here, if your wondering why i havnt gone to clubs and such for 1 you should know better but there is alot of bars and live music, but let me remind you i turn 21 like a week after i leave. :) Anyway i have been bike riding on trails of some park and boy was that HARD i got soooooooo tired and soarrrrrrrrrr but it was funn and im kinda disapointed there is no where in kingsville to do anything like this without falling onto a cactus and i also went kayaking which is fun relaxing and a pain on upper body muscles Anywho im tired of being smart here at work, and dealing with people that dont know Microsoft office and i kinda miss hanging out in kingsville at gem's. Kinda sad huh, this famous monkey said something kool.

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

anywho I found some interesting articles which arent to hard to find anwho, and its interesting to setup the sentance like that b/c i didnt technically look for them i kinda stumbeled into them like a blond at a bar. However here they come ipod_winamp_update
THIS SUXXX KINDA Scaary
Apple batteries
Medicine

Here are some blond jokes
A Blonde Goes to the Library?
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."

The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"

uzzle Pieces

Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, "61 days 61 days!" The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, "Why are you chanting 61 days?" One of the three answer, "Because the box said 3-6- years!

gtg byeee im at work now
PS excuse my spelling grammer and anything that deals with that subject of rhetoric

Who the hell is on the pic of the week?

I really have no idea.

A town for a town

So my glorius departure from kingsville and indeed Texas to the great and wonderfull city of chicago ended me up in.... Bull Valley which is about 20 min from Crystal Lake.... which is the town where we go buy stuff...also happens to be roughly the size of kingsville.... damn..
But althogh it seems grim not all is lost. For 5 alterian dollars i can take a train (yes people this place still has a functioning train the carries people) to downtown chicago so i expect that will be fun. Also it’s kinda wierd but this crystal lake place has the population of kingsville but has all the neat stores of like brownsville of corpus.
Anyway that is where i am at.. for anybody that cares.
LATERZ LOCOS

Attack Of The Puns...

I haven't seen the new Star Wars movie but I heard its very hair-raising. Well except for Natalie Portman.




Get it? Oh well. I think she still looks cute without her hair. Definately the hottest bald woman I have ever seen. And I hope to see the movie this weekend.

remember that comedian

for mostly checo and neto. remember that comedian that had that very slow talk of his and a way of pronunciating things really odd;y. well his name is ben bailey and you can find his website here.
cheers

Awkwarrrrrrrd....

There are little things more awkward than when you are at the mall and you run into an ex-girlfriend, or an old friend you said you would keep in touch with, or a girl who you were friends with until you got really drunk one night called her and asked her and she rejected so you never really talked to her again. Yeah this happened to me today. And I'm talking to this girl and I'm thinking this could not get any worse. Then as I walked away from her, hopefully to never see her again, I thought "It could have been worse". This is how it could have been worse.

Me: Hi. How are you? How have you been?
Girl: Good. Good. What are you doing here in the women's section of Dillards?
Me (emberrased): Yeah I'm here with my mom. Hey are you still working at the telemarketing place?
Girl: Yeah- And are you working?
Me: No. I'm currently unemployed but I am looking.
Girl: Well I'm sure you will find one with the college degree you must have by now.
Me: No, I uh haven't graduated yet. So Hey did your teenaged brother really get a girl pregnant and join the army?
Girl: Yes. Hey do you still get drunk and call girls?
Me: No not really. (just loud enough for other people to hear) Hey so do you still smoke pot and get venereal diseases?

check this out

just go to this website, if you know what i mean it will make you cum and faint like a bunny.
cheers

mostly for Fredo and Neto, Fredo's little brother, and anyone else who's interested.

go here.

http://www.purevolume.com/thereceivingendofsirens

and here

http://www.purevolume.com/heislegend

Rennie 2K4 even though its 2k5 now.

Alright, so its my first week this summer in Kingsville and I must say, its been quite a fun experience so far. I've had more fun these past few days here than i've had in a looong time, must be because I have no school. Anyway, First things first, I hit up a house show in Calallen in Randal's back yard. Randal is the drummer of Joey's (formerly Tim and Joey) band, Remnants of Stereo. For those of you who don't know, Joey is my friend and has been my neighbor this semester in the Turner Hall dormitories. He is one awesome dude, good guitarist, very fluffy, and has a hot friend named Amanda. The first band in the House Show was Aim High, needless to say they sucked, they were crappy metal for the metal kids who suck too. that's all I have to say about them. The next band was Amalgam Mode, I must say this band is really good, their vocalist is very talented and has a wide range, their bassist is very good as is their drummer. Their style of music is different from that which I have heard here in Kingsville and a lot out there. And believe that everyone should check them out..HERE. They sound much better live than they do on the myspace radio, but they sound good on the myspace radio nonetheless.

Next were Remnants of Stereo, they were good for playing their very first show. They messed up sometimes but that's understandable for a first show. But they still made up for it with their good sound, and talent. I was given the pleasure to go up and Sing a cover of Against Me!'s Pints of Guiness Make You Strong, I sang horribly, but I sang my heart out, and Joey says he liked that. He says he was also impressed with the fact that I knew all the lyrics, because he says even he has trouble remembering the lyrics sometimes. I say Remnants of Stereo should continue playing and I will gladly help along by becoming their Merch Girl.

Today I went to see the Reggie and the full effect show with Eisley and New Found Glory. Reggie was awesome, they came up on stage in bunnie outfits and the guitarist was painted like rambo. They played an awesome show, fully energetic, and reggie was funny as hell. Reggie totally rocked the fuck out. Eisley was hot, the whole band consisted of hot chicks, that's all I can really say about them. New Found Glory, even though I don't like their music, I must say puts on a really good show, they are energetic, put a lot of crowd participation, and even had reggie come up on stage to play the keyboard and sing back up on a lot of songs. They were so energetic I tapped my foot and bobbed my head throughout their concert. And I don't even like their music. So Kudos to New Found Glory for putting on a good show. At least you gave your fans your money's worth. Oh yeah, I bought a T-shirt and took two very long pisses in the show, I don't know what was wrong with me, but those pisses took a good five minutes.

New Systems...

Am I being a fanboy or does the nintendo one look the nicest? They haven't shown the controllers but they are supposed to be revolutionary. The new xbox controller doesn't look that great and the PS3 one looks uncomfortable. The New xbox comes out this christmas (but you don't really have to buy it till Halo 3 comes out next year) and the PS3 and Nintendo "whatever" are out next year.

MAKE BELIEVE You Like It...

I know some of you don't really care about my thoughts on music but I have to let this out and talking to myself got old when referring to myself as "self" stoped being funny.



As you may or may not know Weezer is my favorite band. They released two almost perfect albums (BLUE and PINKERTON) that pretty much got me into my present state of being musically and otherwise. Then they released two so-so albums and a new one that may be above so-so but nowhere near the artistry of those that came before. So is it unfair to criticize a once great artist for his latter day crimes? I mean especially when the artist is disillusioned by the fact that his best album was treated like shite for being different before becoming universally loved as people started taking second and third listens.

Did you know that Rolling Stone called Pinkerton one of the worst albums of 1996 then in 2002 readers of Rolling Stone voted it the 16th best album of all time? I'm not saying that Rolling Stone's opinion counts for anything other than for trendiness but this is just an example of what everybody did to this album. When it was released it didn't make any waves but now few "serious" indie-rock enthusiasts exist who don't have it as one of their faves.

Maybe now they are afraid of doing anything different. Maybe now they are confused by the mixed reaction the people seem to give EVERYTHING they put out. Maybe MAKE BELIEVE, their new album, isn't as bad as everybody seems to think it is. "Pardon Me" is a great song and just so you know "Beverly Hills" is supposed to be ironic. Jesus Christ can you think of many other bads that make an entirely sarcastic song!?!?

PS. Weezer is still my favorite band.

I'm afraid to go to Kingsville

Yeah, never have I been so afraid to go to Kingsville. When I first went to Kingsville I was excited and full of anticipation; but this time I'm afraid. You're probably wondering why I'm afraid of kingsville, I mean, its just kingsville right? Yeah its just a little ranchy town with nothing to do. But honestly, once Kingsville gets here, in three weeks, I'll be on my way, to a new place, where I've never been before, with new people, with different ideals, different views of the world, different views of me. Also i'm afraid of the quality of work i'm going to do. will it be good? Will I publish? Will I please my superiors? Lately I've felt like I haven't done a good job, and I really want them to be impressed with the work that I'm going to do. Because I want to score a better internship next semester. maybe one in the east coast.

I'm also sad. Because Honestly, I miss Angel, Willy, and Mitzy, Three friends I haven't seen in forever. And this might be the first summer I won't get to hang out with them, I'm sure they understand, this is a big oppurtunity for me. But still. Friends shouldn't be lost. And I keep my promises. I saw jimmy today at the mall, and I remembered the old times. I miss the old times, except for my boobs. i hated my boobs. anyway....


have you ever noticed that "why" is the only question that bother's people so much that it has a whole letter in the alphabet devoted to it?

and i'm done....

I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!

Weird yet not surprised

Dianosis
Dude I think there´s a dog in my university that studies business

48.0.6

que pedo bitches...

chingos de no reportarme, pero que creen ayer saque mi licensia asi es, ya tengo licensia, fui al examen y empeze contestando me saque una mal, la de si un wey se te atraviesa de 65 a 70 pies a cuanto vaz tu y el libro dice que te toma 1.5 segundos reaccionar y accionar los frenos entoncs yo use v= d/t tomando 70ft eso es si por ejemplo decimos que el wey que se atraveso andaba pedo y se tambaleaba y cuando lo vimos estaba a 70 ft tomando los 70 ft como referencia nos da a 46.6667 ft/seg ahora si hacemos la conversion a mi/hr nos da 31.818181 mi/hr cosa que yo puseeeeeeeeeeeeee 30 mi/hr que era una de las opciones.... la pregunta que viene en el libro dice si un niño se atraviesa a de 40-45 pies esaaa nos da a 22.2 mi/hr. por ende yo conteste biennnnn pero el DPS esta mallllll pinche departamento de mierda luego hubo una que me salte y cuando quize regresar a contestar solo me dijo congratulations you got 23 right, 1 wronggg which fuck no it's not wrong and this proves how stupid cops are anddd 1 skipped y yo nooooooo maldita sea i wanna go back and answer the fucking question, i didn't argue though i could've gotten deported... so anyway i got my driving test at 230 the same day (my test was at 1030) so i fucked around and then i passed my driving test fuck parallel parking hahaha i got my sisters jeep and parked the mutha fucka so easyyyyyy due to the fact that it is so small hahaha and i wanted to use my dads durango fuck dat....

buenooooooooooooooo me retiro con mi licensia nueva probablemente me daran mi coche en mayo del prox año y yo espero que sea un jeep como el de mi hermana o una f150 cabina y media como la que vi en la agencia :)

a si otra cosa NATO noooooooo maldita sea noooooo que se vayan mucho al nabo los pinches orangutanes de mierda y que se mueran!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! todoooooooosssss hay que quemarlos!!!!!!!!

deux bitches...

See Crash...

Crash is the best movie about racism I have seen in the last two days. Ok I guess I can do a little better than that. Crash is the best movie I have seen about racism in a long time. Ok that may be too vague. The thing is there so few good movies about racism that it is hard to remember when the last good one was. Ok I got one. Crash is the funniest movie about racism since Blazing Saddles. That just about works.

Crash is not a comedy. It is a tragic mysterious drama. It also centers on the theme of racism. This is a difficult subject to talk about. It is hard to make a movie about racism without seeming overly preachy. Overly preachy means that it shows us how bad white people are and how bad minorities have it. By "minorities" I mean black people. I'm sorry that this is how it has to be said, but we have to admit that most movies about racism are about black people. Maybe if its been made since 9/11 it might be about people from the middle east (those are usually more interesting) but most movies about racism are about black people. If it sounds like I am tired of movies about racism towards black people it might be because I might be tired of movies about racism towards black people. Anyway in overly preachy movies we always end up feeling bad for the people in the movie or guilty towards some kind of feelings we might have. Crash is not this kind of movie. In fact Crash is the feel good movie about racism of the year.

The thing about Crash is that it shows us the truth. Everyone is racist (except the mexicans, they are the angels of the movie ;) ). We all tell jokes and make observations that may seem racist. What the movie seems to be saying is that it is okay to feel things about a general ethnic background as long as you remember two things.

1. Exceptions exist to every generalization (as you might or might not know not all business majors are retarded, just most of them ;) )

2. Be nice to people no matter what race they are. As long as you are not a dick it is okay to be an asshole.

At least this is what this movie said to me. You should really see it because it is such a good movie and I see now that it is really hard to explain.

#&@% Bush...

I'm just kidding what I meant to say is Fuck Bush....

Anyway listen to this song if you want to hear one of the guys from Monty Python curse out the president in musical form.

http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3

53.0.22

valgame el señor todo poderoso creador del universo... todo este tiempo bebiendo wisky y vodka cuando pude haber estado bebiendo vino tinto...

ayer viernes habia yo bebido una copa de vino tinto y dije okay pondre otra en el refri para ver que tal esta esto del vino tinto o sorpresa hoy llegue de compras y dije okay son las 10:45 bebere y mi madre dijo yo tambien bebere contigo, para mi sorpresa el vino tinto funciona mejorrrr que todo lo que e tomado con anterioridad...

en 10 min se habia terminado la botella gracias a mi, mi madre bebio super poco 5 tragos a lo mucho y yo me chingue la botella xxxxxxxxxx no hay pedo a los 5 min ya andaba yo pedo, por ende ahorita nado biennnnnnn buena onda...

benditas sean las uvas!!!! let da journey begin...

deux bitches...

This one goes out to Carlos...

How Lightsaber Work

End of Another Semester...

Finals are finally over. And boy are my arms tired. Seriously moving out of my room gets harder every year. Now I'm back home. The begining of what will hopefully be a good summer. Waiting for everyone to come down this weekend to hang out one last time before they all go to their respective places. And on Monday I need to start the arduous task of looking for a job.

54.21.14

on 55/23/59 i was referring to the fact that i was fucking drunk yup i can type when i'm drunk i do a pretty good job at it i do not know why...

anyfucking how, so many parties today that i could've gone to and gotten plastered but shit, june 30th is my 21st b-day and it would be pretty fucking sad if i got caught by the po's doing a 5-0 on my ass for just not waiting until june 30th...

hoy paso algo de no mames... esta una pompi que yo pienso que me agrada, nota me agrada no significa que quiero que sea mi novia, la vdd iwal y es la pinche desesperacion de ya tener pompi, y si como que aveces me animaba a hablar con ella pero me caga las bolas el tener que pasar por la etapa de vamos a conocernos, cuando la vdd solo le podria decir, hey al chile solo quiero fajar y hacer suciedades, y despues ya ser amigos, quiero satisfacerme y ya...

en fin, esto de ya salir de cacaciones esta con madre, el 11 de mayo beber, y beber, y beber, y seguir bebiendo... a ver de donde saco lana, se aceptan donaciones bitches


deux bitches....

55.23.59

ain't nothing wrong with releasing some stress b4 overnite if you know what i mean hahaahaa!!!!!

take care vaginas!!!

deux bitches...

56.4.31

guess whooo da fuck's back bitches...

yes'r i'm back vaginas!!!! more cursing, more stupid shit, more caca to the blogggggg!!!!
this is in order for y'all to know whatta fuck i'm doing, and for y'all to keep up with my adventures while i get drunk in Mexico, heyyyy i might even type when i'm drunk. you never know... and start saving money for that bitch ass kidney transplant...

any fucking who, the semester's gone therefore we need chingos of bitches and hoes... hahaha that sort of rhymes a bit...

well anyway fuck you all

deux bitches...

a big fuck u from the switchboard

i hate the switchboard. i hate it with all my might. i hate the people who call because they cant lift their fat asses to see the number for financial aid, the registars office or wherever the fuck they want. thats why each semester we give you a fucking catalog.
next, i do not know each and every person in this university by its first name, so if it pisses you off that i dont know who it is, then fuck you, im not the moron who cant pick up a phonebook to look it up.
second, if i transfer you to a wrong number, then maybe next time you can take the cock out of your mouth because its really difficult to understand what you are saying.
another thing, after 5, things close, so dont tell me your fucking story on how the system is fucking you in the ass by taking your grants, you have a pet or wife or god for symphathy. not me.
fourth (the past one was third) if i cant find someone because they are new, dont give me such a hard time, its not my responsibility to be the a&e biographer of that specific asshole.
working the phone sucks ass.
cheers

So this is why Tamara is afraid of her family.

http://xanga.projectblogsphere.com/html/video-laughingYoga.html