The Kingsville Wars - Goddamit! Because I'm Neto!
PICTURE THIS! ITS BEEN A FULL NIGHT OF TERROR, FIGHTING AND REUNION, BUT HAS ANYONE WONDERED WHY? MOTHER FUCKERS, THIS IS WHY:
(About 30 minutes after the battle at TAMUK)
(Neto - N Rennie - R Checo - O Carlos C Fredo - F)
N - I think we're about to reach Main St...
R - The apartments are a good 4-5 miles from here and on foot is going to take forever (R heaves), specially carrying Checo
O - Sorry
C - Why is my phone...
F - We can technically hide at Cindy's parents house, theres no one there and i happen to carry the key with me
R - Sweet.
All of our heroes.... all of them walk to the abandoned home. About 2 miles give or take, but time has been ticking away slowly. Checos legs were kicked so hard at the knees he was having a hard time putting any weight on them. Leongo and his Leongos. Why did he even want to get back at them? Didn't he have enough disgruntled students in the past that may have wanted to get some payback? Why target Checo? Why make them come all the way down to Kingsville of all places to rescue him?
Its been 2 hours now, its about 10ish right about now. The house was abandoned as Fredo had mentioned. No sign of tampering with the home either; it was safe for now. They made their way to the living room and sat on the couches. Fredo looked around and noted that the home seemed as it was before. Checo was pressed against the wall and sat against the floor. the guys began to rip his jeans at the knees so they could see the damage.
N - Damn. Thats going to bruise badly, but you should be good to walk if we ice it.
F - Let me see if theres some in the freezer.
C - I'll go, I want to wash my face.
Carlos left the room.
F- Can anybody tell me why Leongo wanted Checo?
Rennie was wiping his hands.
R - Don't look at me, I wasn't his student. Im a fucking victim of circumstance here. I thought you said the house was emp...
N - Kind of sort of same here. I think he may have seen me with you once... thats about the only way he'd know me.
Carlos came back with a bag of frozen beets.
C - Here.
He handed over the bag to Checo.
O - Son of a bitch! This fucking hurts. When I get my hands on those little bastards I'm gonna kick their ass.
Checo pretty much had shorts now. His knees looked like blacktop and the guys were finding some fabric to rip and make into rags for him to wrap his legs with.
C - The freezer was full of food.. didnt you say the house was...
N - Do you know why they kidnaped you?
O - No man. I was working in Brownsville, minding my own business.
Checo shifted his weight to face everyone as he leaned to press the ice on his knees. He grunted slightly.
O - I was out getting some coffee; last thing I remember is having one guy jump me and then to or three others smother me. I woke up much later in an office. Then Leongo came in and well he just started to say we cost him everything and what not.
R - Why didn't the rest of us get caught?
O - I dunno. He did say the rest of you would be congregating, but thats all I can remember.
R - You're all you can remember.
C - So he laid a trap?
At this time Neto stood up.
O - Man I don't fucking know. That asshole is gonna get his ass beat.
F - Well as a matter of fact, I also woke up randomly in some office.
C- I woke up on my Corolla listening to some tunes. I haven't driven this car in years...
Neto left the room for a moment, he headed towards the kitchen.
F - anyways, all of this is fucked and we need to figure this shit out.
R - Every time I try to think how I got here, this ringing starts and I forget while I get some pinching migraine.
C - Shit. I was thinking how I made my way here, but all I can remember is going to bed last night.
F - So was I.
R - I was out and about, but since I was drinking everything is a bit.
N - Guys
R - Wobbly
Neto looked like he'd seen a ghost.
N - Fredo go to the kitchen. Like NOW.
Fredo got up and ran to the kitchen. This was weird, this was way to fucking weird. Cindy and her parents were driving back to the house. With Fredo.
F - What the fucking fuck?
R - Dude we gotta bail.
F - My turn to help Checo up.
Fredo ran back towards Checo.
F - You ready?
O - Pinche Flaco, what the heck can you lift?
R - That manatee is right. You will need help.
O - Fuck you pendejo.
Fredo grabbed Checos arm and helped him up.
O - Thats weird...
F - What?
O - The moment you touched me, my knees, they dont hurt.
C- Dudes lets cheese it!
F - The back door, the fence is small and leads to an alleyway, street connects to the back part of the mall.
N - NOW!
They all ran outside.
What the hell is going on they thought. There was another Fredo there? And why? Checo was light on his feet now. its as if nothing ever happened.
R - SHIT!
C - Oh come on!
The daylight Leongos were there. A whole 30 of them.
N - I have an idea? I think?
Neto cracked his knuckles and ran towards the group of Leongos. He crossed his arms in front of him as he ran towards the one in the front. For some WTF reason unbeknownst to us, Neto jumped about 5 feet in the air, flipped onto his head, grabbed that motherfuckers head and twisted to make his arms straight again. He looked at his friends while he was upside down and said:
N - Do as I do!
And he hurled the guy as he continued to flip over to his group of friends.
C- Holy!
Carlos ran towards the Leongos.
YEAH WE'RE FIGHTING AGAIN!
Carlos swung side to side like he could see punches coming a mile away. His newfound ability was to punch at supersonic speeds, boy you could hear the wind and ribs crack.
Rennie was next. Do you remember Darth Maul, Qui Gon, Vader, Yoda, He-Man, Kevin Conroy? Well he got all of that, with a tree branch he was wielding as a sword.
R - I'm Thorin Mesquite blade.
And he rushed them too like a bat outta hell. His mesquite branch swung from one end to another, smacking faces, legs, arms, anything that it could touch.
C - My turn putos
Checo had no idea what to do, so he just reached for his pocket and grabbed his cigarettes. Slowly, he took one out and light it ever so gently. As he inhaled, the entire pressure in the air changed. He exhaled with such force, that the contents of his lungs enveloped all Leongos in range. This made it easy for Rennie, Carlos and Neto to continue their fight.
F - let me see what I can do.
Fredo sprung forward but had no powers to his own. With no offensive abilities to protect him, a Leongo quickly saw the opportunity and quickly launched himself at him.
SMACK
And Rennie had hit him with the tip of the mesquite stick straight at his jaw. Not before the Leongo impaled Rennie with a Motorolla 6811 micro controller. A favorite weapon of the Leongos.
C - RENNIE!!!
As Rennie fell, Checo,Carlos and Neto disposed of the remaining Leongos. After the commotion and the dust settled, Fredo rushed to his friend and grabbed his head.
F - You're gonna be OK buddy.
Rennie looked surprise. The pain, it was not there. The micro controller slowly was being pushed out of his body with no cut in sight.
R - Que?
Neto and the rest rushed them to see what was happening.
N - So you can? Heal?
F - It appears so.
R - So what makes us?
O - Three attack, one support and a healer?
C - This is retarded.
Leaves shuffled around. The trees started to move with a strong wind.
N - Oh shit, I think I know whats going on...
A large figure was approaching.
O - What?
More Leongos were gathering. But these Leongos had black shirts.
C - Guys my phone is...
N - We'e got to get going... there will be time to explain.
F - Let me touch with my power of Jaysus healin
N - No time for that....
The big figure was a distorted Leongo. This behemoth was about 15 feet tall, mangled and put together by many other Leongo parts. His forehead was even shinier than the Lesser mobs. He had a name. Lengotron 8112.
C - Agh crap, theres more behind us
O - Puta madre
R - Fight?
F - Fight!
N - NO!
They all looked at Neto.
N - RUN!
They all ran following the leader. Neto chose to run towards the Lengotron. All the guys fought their way through, running behind the alley as more approached. The Leongotron gave chase and he was catching up.
O - What the hell?
R - Kill Bill in theater now?
N - Keep running! I'll explain when we're safe!
Rennie and Checo were frozen in place when they passed by a marquee. 2004 it said.
C - Idiots!
Carlos grabbed both of them by their shirts and tugged.
O - Why? What?
F - How'd you figure it out?
They kept running down the street hoping to reach the movie theater.
N - Goddamit! Because I'm Neto!
(About 30 minutes after the battle at TAMUK)
(Neto - N Rennie - R Checo - O Carlos C Fredo - F)
N - I think we're about to reach Main St...
R - The apartments are a good 4-5 miles from here and on foot is going to take forever (R heaves), specially carrying Checo
O - Sorry
C - Why is my phone...
F - We can technically hide at Cindy's parents house, theres no one there and i happen to carry the key with me
R - Sweet.
All of our heroes.... all of them walk to the abandoned home. About 2 miles give or take, but time has been ticking away slowly. Checos legs were kicked so hard at the knees he was having a hard time putting any weight on them. Leongo and his Leongos. Why did he even want to get back at them? Didn't he have enough disgruntled students in the past that may have wanted to get some payback? Why target Checo? Why make them come all the way down to Kingsville of all places to rescue him?
Its been 2 hours now, its about 10ish right about now. The house was abandoned as Fredo had mentioned. No sign of tampering with the home either; it was safe for now. They made their way to the living room and sat on the couches. Fredo looked around and noted that the home seemed as it was before. Checo was pressed against the wall and sat against the floor. the guys began to rip his jeans at the knees so they could see the damage.
N - Damn. Thats going to bruise badly, but you should be good to walk if we ice it.
F - Let me see if theres some in the freezer.
C - I'll go, I want to wash my face.
Carlos left the room.
F- Can anybody tell me why Leongo wanted Checo?
Rennie was wiping his hands.
R - Don't look at me, I wasn't his student. Im a fucking victim of circumstance here. I thought you said the house was emp...
N - Kind of sort of same here. I think he may have seen me with you once... thats about the only way he'd know me.
Carlos came back with a bag of frozen beets.
C - Here.
He handed over the bag to Checo.
O - Son of a bitch! This fucking hurts. When I get my hands on those little bastards I'm gonna kick their ass.
Checo pretty much had shorts now. His knees looked like blacktop and the guys were finding some fabric to rip and make into rags for him to wrap his legs with.
C - The freezer was full of food.. didnt you say the house was...
N - Do you know why they kidnaped you?
O - No man. I was working in Brownsville, minding my own business.
Checo shifted his weight to face everyone as he leaned to press the ice on his knees. He grunted slightly.
O - I was out getting some coffee; last thing I remember is having one guy jump me and then to or three others smother me. I woke up much later in an office. Then Leongo came in and well he just started to say we cost him everything and what not.
R - Why didn't the rest of us get caught?
O - I dunno. He did say the rest of you would be congregating, but thats all I can remember.
R - You're all you can remember.
C - So he laid a trap?
At this time Neto stood up.
O - Man I don't fucking know. That asshole is gonna get his ass beat.
F - Well as a matter of fact, I also woke up randomly in some office.
C- I woke up on my Corolla listening to some tunes. I haven't driven this car in years...
Neto left the room for a moment, he headed towards the kitchen.
F - anyways, all of this is fucked and we need to figure this shit out.
R - Every time I try to think how I got here, this ringing starts and I forget while I get some pinching migraine.
C - Shit. I was thinking how I made my way here, but all I can remember is going to bed last night.
F - So was I.
R - I was out and about, but since I was drinking everything is a bit.
N - Guys
R - Wobbly
Neto looked like he'd seen a ghost.
N - Fredo go to the kitchen. Like NOW.
Fredo got up and ran to the kitchen. This was weird, this was way to fucking weird. Cindy and her parents were driving back to the house. With Fredo.
F - What the fucking fuck?
R - Dude we gotta bail.
F - My turn to help Checo up.
Fredo ran back towards Checo.
F - You ready?
O - Pinche Flaco, what the heck can you lift?
R - That manatee is right. You will need help.
O - Fuck you pendejo.
Fredo grabbed Checos arm and helped him up.
O - Thats weird...
F - What?
O - The moment you touched me, my knees, they dont hurt.
C- Dudes lets cheese it!
F - The back door, the fence is small and leads to an alleyway, street connects to the back part of the mall.
N - NOW!
They all ran outside.
What the hell is going on they thought. There was another Fredo there? And why? Checo was light on his feet now. its as if nothing ever happened.
R - SHIT!
C - Oh come on!
The daylight Leongos were there. A whole 30 of them.
N - I have an idea? I think?
Neto cracked his knuckles and ran towards the group of Leongos. He crossed his arms in front of him as he ran towards the one in the front. For some WTF reason unbeknownst to us, Neto jumped about 5 feet in the air, flipped onto his head, grabbed that motherfuckers head and twisted to make his arms straight again. He looked at his friends while he was upside down and said:
N - Do as I do!
And he hurled the guy as he continued to flip over to his group of friends.
C- Holy!
Carlos ran towards the Leongos.
YEAH WE'RE FIGHTING AGAIN!
Carlos swung side to side like he could see punches coming a mile away. His newfound ability was to punch at supersonic speeds, boy you could hear the wind and ribs crack.
Rennie was next. Do you remember Darth Maul, Qui Gon, Vader, Yoda, He-Man, Kevin Conroy? Well he got all of that, with a tree branch he was wielding as a sword.
R - I'm Thorin Mesquite blade.
And he rushed them too like a bat outta hell. His mesquite branch swung from one end to another, smacking faces, legs, arms, anything that it could touch.
C - My turn putos
Checo had no idea what to do, so he just reached for his pocket and grabbed his cigarettes. Slowly, he took one out and light it ever so gently. As he inhaled, the entire pressure in the air changed. He exhaled with such force, that the contents of his lungs enveloped all Leongos in range. This made it easy for Rennie, Carlos and Neto to continue their fight.
F - let me see what I can do.
Fredo sprung forward but had no powers to his own. With no offensive abilities to protect him, a Leongo quickly saw the opportunity and quickly launched himself at him.
SMACK
And Rennie had hit him with the tip of the mesquite stick straight at his jaw. Not before the Leongo impaled Rennie with a Motorolla 6811 micro controller. A favorite weapon of the Leongos.
C - RENNIE!!!
As Rennie fell, Checo,Carlos and Neto disposed of the remaining Leongos. After the commotion and the dust settled, Fredo rushed to his friend and grabbed his head.
F - You're gonna be OK buddy.
Rennie looked surprise. The pain, it was not there. The micro controller slowly was being pushed out of his body with no cut in sight.
R - Que?
Neto and the rest rushed them to see what was happening.
N - So you can? Heal?
F - It appears so.
R - So what makes us?
O - Three attack, one support and a healer?
C - This is retarded.
Leaves shuffled around. The trees started to move with a strong wind.
N - Oh shit, I think I know whats going on...
A large figure was approaching.
O - What?
More Leongos were gathering. But these Leongos had black shirts.
C - Guys my phone is...
N - We'e got to get going... there will be time to explain.
F - Let me touch with my power of Jaysus healin
N - No time for that....
The big figure was a distorted Leongo. This behemoth was about 15 feet tall, mangled and put together by many other Leongo parts. His forehead was even shinier than the Lesser mobs. He had a name. Lengotron 8112.
C - Agh crap, theres more behind us
O - Puta madre
R - Fight?
F - Fight!
N - NO!
They all looked at Neto.
N - RUN!
They all ran following the leader. Neto chose to run towards the Lengotron. All the guys fought their way through, running behind the alley as more approached. The Leongotron gave chase and he was catching up.
O - What the hell?
R - Kill Bill in theater now?
N - Keep running! I'll explain when we're safe!
Rennie and Checo were frozen in place when they passed by a marquee. 2004 it said.
C - Idiots!
Carlos grabbed both of them by their shirts and tugged.
O - Why? What?
F - How'd you figure it out?
They kept running down the street hoping to reach the movie theater.
N - Goddamit! Because I'm Neto!
posted by evil ferret of doom at 2:01 AM
3 Comments:
I have no idea what is going on but I'm riveted.
i forgot to menation the accompaying track to the end of this is: Puscifer - Balls to the Wall (Pillow Fight Mix) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n54JCzvMiWk
im seriously laughing my ass off. the details!! lol
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