Narcisim, Masturbation or Homosexuality?
ok so... a couple of guys at the office have this question and i came to the conclucion that this would be the best place to discuss it....so here we go...
if you go back in time, and you have sex with yourself, is it Narcisim, Masturbation or Homosexuality?
posted by El_Checo at 5:55 PM
7 Comments:
not masturbation, because you would be technically having sex.
may be narcisistic since you do kinda fatasize about yourself.
lastly, definetley all homo, like way beyond fudgepacking or clampacking for that matter...
its not only gay (or lesbian), but incest gay with time travel involved.
cheers
My official answer entails a story about love between a boy named Narcissus, or Narkissos, the Self-Admirerer, and Ameinias. Amenias was a young man who loved Narcissus. Ameinias killed himself on Narcissus' doorstep and prayed to Nemesis that one day Narcy would one day know the pain of unrequited love. Nemesis fulfilled the curse as Narcy was entranced with his own reflection in a pond. When he tried to kiss it it turned into a reflection, making Narcy realize that it would be love unrequited as well. Narcissus kills himself right next to the pond afterwards.
So if you time travel and have sex with yourself. Mostly Narcissism, some Masturbation I guess would be involved, and totally homo.
My unofficial answer:
You fuckin homo.
i just have to say i'm really disappointed... i thought this was going to bring on a lot more discussion...
i agreed with them. Discussion is brought on by controversy. If anything the question just cracked me the hell up when I read it. Mostly b/c you had this conversation at the office. Ihope would have been more adequate. Anyway i laffed.
well, all in all, you need to stir up shit like carlos said
i for one believe in allowing women the right to do whatever they want if they get accidentally pregnant, in short free choice
discuss
cheers
in response to fredo's free choice issue. I disagree. A woman belongs in the kitchen, and if she gets accidently pregnant, she and that heathen spawn of hers must be thrown off a cliff to make sure they are not witches.
or placed in water with everything dies
if she floats shes a duck
and if she's a duck....
cheers
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