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Thursday, May 19, 2016

The Kingsville Wars - Fight Back

YO! THIS HAS TAKEN SOME TIME TO TAKE BE POSTED HUH?!
WELL ITS HIGH TIMES WE GOT BACK INTO THE SWING TO THINGS.
FIGHTING, MAYHEM AND FEELS. WE'VE GOT IT.
LETS BE KIND AND REWIND.

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An hour before the battle of Big House.
At Rio 7.

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C - Holy shit.
O - OK, you're gonna have to repeat that...
MO - ... I told you guys. There were dudes that look like that Leongo bitch. They tried to kidnap me, but there were only four of them. So I shot those pieces of shit as I ran out. I'm at a pay phone now, so sorry for the noise.
R - It's all good I guess. I hope you're not being followed.
MO - So far so good. Changed clothes at a Soriana. As I was saying, the World Engine is some sort of virtual reality simulator which would allow you to pretty much do whatever you want.
F - That's very non specific...
MO - ...I know, its hard to explain, but the device kind of allows you to visit certain periods of time and interact without causing any harm. Like a simulation, similar to visiting another planet and having a walk or something... like star trek. It's actually very vague and only a few people seem to know what it really does...
N - ...but why are we here a bunch of years past stuck in our younger selves body? This thing you say sounds like a virtual world simulator, not a time machine.
MO - I don't know about that, but check this shit out. You guys weren't the only ones who went back, a lot of people that went missing. I don't know if those people died or went back in time or whatever.
F - Thats heavy.
MO - But it gets crazier, Joey was one of the lead engineers for the World Engine project, and he went missing about half a day after everyone disappeared.
N - What?
MO - Yeah! He supposedly killed a guy named Forrest which according to the World Engine Corporation, was the guy responsible for the design and implementation. Joey was his right hand man and disappeared shortly thereafter. So no one will ever really know what happened since one dude is dead and the other one on the run.
R - Yeah that sounds like a frame job...
MO - ... you said it; he has been deemed the cause of the World Engine failure a couple of years ago. But the plot fucking thickens because as soon as Joey went missing Leongo swept in and saved the day. It was some big media bullshit thing.
C - Huh...
MO - ...mostly because he came in and brought people back. Probably a handful of them. But something I never noticed when that happened. I've been looking at years of stuff this day and from all the pictures I've sifted the dude never ages. Years and years of pictures and videos and he never ages and no one seems to mention that. Maybe he ages a little but shit, what the hell.
O - He has to be using the same shit that got us here. I mean if its the same as Angel said he could just be here to...
N - finish the job. But down here?
MO - Well he hasn't been seen lately. If that helps.
C - That could be it, but why now, he could've just killed us long ago if he could travel back or do whatever the hell that machine thingy can do.
F - There has to be a reason.
MO - Guys I gotta go. I'm getting kind of a weird vive. I can try again in two hours. I need to make sure my family is safe. If you dont pick up I'll keep leaving messages. Oh and if I don't leave one every two hours. Fucking hurry cause you have to fix time.
O - We will be back to check when we can.
MO - Stay safe.
The phone call ended and the guys had no idea of the events transpiring across town at the Big House. They all walked out talking about what to do next or the repercussions of their actions in the past.

'The world ends with us' they thought. The team proceed to get in the car and drive down towards the college. Neto sat on top of a sign and chuckled. He tossed it to the trunk area.

El Car-Washo.

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FAST FOWARD TO NOW. OR WHERE THE PREVIOUS PREVIOUS CHAPTER ENDED.

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Big House was on fire. Hundreds of men in dumb Leongo attire walked away from a lifeless body that was laid down. From far away a pair of spectacles glowed with the reflection of the fire as he saw his men walk towards him. He turned his gaze to the heroes vehicle as it approached. Boy did he grin with that smug sense of self satisfaction. Fuck this dirtbag.

The car parked near the fire and saw the army of Leongos as they quickly turned their gaze to the party. Checo walked towards he body first, fearing that it would be Joey who was laying face first on the ground. He turned it over and his pupils dilated in fear and panic.
O - Its Park!
C - Who?!
O - Park, mother fucking Park dude, his heart has been ripped out!

The air grew thicker as Checo stood and saw Leongo walk slowly towards the group. The rest of the team joined Checo as Leongo grew closer.

CL - Pity that you will all fall next to dumb Dl. Palk.
He looked at the sky as he took a deep breath.
CL - You pieces of shit.
C - Yeah, well, fuck off.
CL - At evely tuln in my life, the common denominatol is youl gloup. The time ends now.
N - If the time was now it would've been NOW when you could kill us in the present you unbearable dick. Do you even know how time travel works? Do you?! Because if it was us you'd be gone.
CL - The failsafe. I need Joey to disable it fol me to kill you.
R - Who lets someone put a failsafe on a machine made to kill?
F - Yeah, thats kind of dumb.
O - You put bypasses you tard.
CL - Oh my asian god. Kill them! KILL THEM ALL!
C - I think its time to fight gents.
Carlos rotated his guitar from his back to the front and held it tight. He had a metal pick with a scribbled name, 'Man of Love'. Checo put leather gloves on and zipped his black hoodie up. Neto had all sorts of cutlery in between each finger, glowing purple and ready to poison. Fredo had his swiffer duster at his hip with the end glowing a warm white glow.
C - It sometimes feels like we never really left. Like we are back but not back...
O - ..just fucking play the song already!
C - The boooooys aaaarrrRRREE BAAACK IN TOOOOOWWWWWWNNNN!!!

The shockwave from Carlos' voice launched a hundred Leongos into the air as the real one crossed his arms in front of him as he held his ground. Carlos had moved Chongolo Leongolo about five feet.

CL - Get theeeeeem!

The rest of the enemies started to rush as Checo took center stage. Cue American Rebel Death Riders by Calabrese now please.

Checo grabbed two of the underlings in each hand and proceed to use them as meat shields. As he cut the right flank he punched with ease using each Leongo as a heavy boxing glove. One after another he faced them to the front and left of him. He was punching his way through a group of ten Leongos that were circling him. At four o clock he started by throwing his left meat-shield, knocking the enemy over. He punched his three o clock with his left hook and dodged at his one. He used his other meat shield to take down his one and two o clock by crushing them down with the right hand meat-shield. He let that go and proceed to his five of clock, by kicking his shins and grabbing the enemy by the neck and hurling it to the six and seven o clock Leongos. His eight o clock tried to punch with the help of the nine, but he held both their fists with his own. He ended their run by breaking their arms by twisting under them and knocked them out by slamming them to the ground. He looked to his ten and that Leongo ran away. The eleven and twelve were gone. He heard a thud and saw both of them dead by virtue of a knife and fork in the neck.

Neto smiled and waved at Checo. He saw Checo grab two more bodies and take off into the largest group he could find. After he finished saving him, Neto looked down at his pockets to still see a large amount of forks, spoons and knives at his disposal. With the arm of a fastball pitcher, he threw with unbelievable accuracy cutlery at the enemies. Each utensil charged with a purple hue that instilled poison onto enemies. He looked to his left to finally lose sight of Checo, but near that area Carlos was being backed into the fire by the sheer amount of Leongos. Neto ran towards him trowing left and right daggers imbued with enough poison to make them blow up like grenades. Because he's fucking Neto he used this to his advantage, blowing up groups of twenty to thirty at a time. His abilities allowed him to weave in and out of the packs of Leongos; he proceeded to hit the one in each center to maximize the explosion. Lastly he ended at Carlos's feet after slipping in the last explosion. After he saved him he looked up and Carlos gave him his hand to help him up.

Carlos pushed Neto to the side as he took off throwing spoons and knives to more enemies, chainig explosions. Carlos had enough of his singing and used a hammer to continue his onslaught. His hammer was imbued in white light and at every swing it turned golden. At certain points Carlos would throw his hammer and it would shoot like a comet through several Leongos. It would always come back, but he had to repeat the process. During that time, he swung his ipod shuffle like a nunchuck, strangling enemies and distracting them long enough to attack with his hammer. As his last thrown hammer attack came back he attacked the group that was aiming for Rennie. He grabbed one of the group of three by his shoulder and smashed him with his hammer several times in the plexus. He threw the ipod at the feet of the second enemy, as it tripped he ran to smash his head in. Lastly his weapon was charged enough that he tied the ipod to it and threw the hammer to the side of that Leongo. The hammer swung in front, but on the way back the cord caught the enemy by the neck bringing him towards Carlos. He clotheslined the enemy and smiled to Rennie as he saw him mow through them.

Rennie and Fredo attacked their groups like a well oiled machine. The pocket healer and his warrior. Rennie could not die, his crimson clothes were no more his blood than it was his enemies as Fredo constantly kept his wounds in check. His group of thirty Leongos had a hard time approaching him, since he would run and slide as he used his mesquite branches to slice the enemies ankles. He rushed a group of ten ememies and spun around. As his 'sword' came up from slicing left to right in upwards motion, the enemies encountered an immediate beheading. His left hand protected him from attacks, while he sometimes attacked in a vertical left-right-right-left-thrust. The Leongos stabbed at him with their motorolla processors but could not inflict enough damage to make him stop. Fredo healed Rennie with a constant stream of light coming from his swiffer stick. As a Leongo was about to attack Fredo from behind, Rennie's yell made him turn fast enough that in desperation a force field surrounded him. Fredo cackled and Rennie ran to him beheading the enemy with a cross slash to its head. They both nodded as Rennie stabbed the last enemy before him.

Chongolo Leongolo stood there grimacing with that fake smile of his. Rennie walked forward and noticed a small cut to Leongos head. For a moment he though Neto had connected with knife, but barely scraped him. Rennie ran at him, jumped as he swung both blades from left to right and upwards. They broke as a red shield appeared from nowhere, protecting Leongo.

CL - You pathetic fools. You think that I'm implessed. Joey will just have to suffel mole.

Rennie back off quickly while scurrying backwards. He couldn't believe it didn't do anything.

F - He's shielded by four things.

Leongolos gaze pierced the night as he stared at Fredo angrily. Rennie noticed Leongos face.

R - You're onto something. He reacted.

Leongolo turned his back at them and ran to one of the beams that only Fredo could see.

Neto grabbed Rennie, preventing him from attacking Leongolo.
N - Fucking let him go, we can't do shit and Fredo is onto something.
R - Yeah you're right. We got to leave before this turns worse.
O - Where are the fucking cops?!
C - There's like three cops cars in the entire town dude...
F - ...forget about that, there's something always pointing at him. I can see it, they're moving but not getting close. I can't believe I didn't see it before.
N - Lets go back to the theater where we know its sort of safe. I think being attacked made it visible o you since you're a healer. It may be similar to how you shielded yourself and Rennie.
F - There's one of those things back there, towards the theater now. I didn't notice it before.
O - All the better. Heal us up in the car. We have to end this.

They took off.

I LIED ABOUT THE FEELS BITCHES.

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