a big fuck u from the switchboard

i hate the switchboard. i hate it with all my might. i hate the people who call because they cant lift their fat asses to see the number for financial aid, the registars office or wherever the fuck they want. thats why each semester we give you a fucking catalog.
next, i do not know each and every person in this university by its first name, so if it pisses you off that i dont know who it is, then fuck you, im not the moron who cant pick up a phonebook to look it up.
second, if i transfer you to a wrong number, then maybe next time you can take the cock out of your mouth because its really difficult to understand what you are saying.
another thing, after 5, things close, so dont tell me your fucking story on how the system is fucking you in the ass by taking your grants, you have a pet or wife or god for symphathy. not me.
fourth (the past one was third) if i cant find someone because they are new, dont give me such a hard time, its not my responsibility to be the a&e biographer of that specific asshole.
working the phone sucks ass.
cheers