yuuuuuuummmmmm

yeah you can thank me later.

Mexico's new law++::...

Some may know, others may not, but needless to say, the abortion law in Mexico has passed and abortions are legally allowed.
Up for them.
The thing I hated over all of this was the barrage of stupidity that always comes from the church, with shit like:

Church: it’s alive
Fredo: ok

Church: you are killing people that have not had a chance to grow and decide their fate.
Fredo: I see you forgot the inquisition, I mean HOLY inquisition.

Church: it’s not the right of the woman to decide this.
Fredo: Last time I checked, it was their baby.

Church: There are government programs to support mothers.
Fredo: I’m sure there are some in Mexico, I mean why would you want to bring a kid to the world if he/she does not have a chance at all. Even if the mother was raped or whatever the case may be, compare 3 minutes of excruciating torture to a life of that same torture, disease, famine, etc.

In any case I am all for the abortion law and letting women decide what they feel is best for their health and more importantly their future, since a kid that is not welcome to this world should not feel welcome for the rest of his life. It is all of matter of ethics, but I feel that less suffering is more humane to a person. Also the whole point is to legalize them so women dont stick coat hangers up their vaginas and die with the baby. I dont know, whatever. We should offer better sex-ed.
You guys can argue about this.

PS
Spay or neuter your loved one. (Stupid people too, mostly kinesiology and business majors)

cheers

new new mexico chronicles++::.....

Hello blog. Its been a long time since the ferret typed, needless to say even commented, but I do read all your crazy antics and try to keep up.
What can I say, I have basically talked to everyone and well everyone knows what has been happening.
In other news I got a dog, a syberian husky, and well he’s dying by this fucking parvo virus. Which sucks ass cause he’s all dehydrated and shit. So if you ever have a puppy and he starts vomiting and having diahrrea, its because he either walked or ate in one case, contaminated poo from another mutt. In my personal opinion shoot you the other dog and tend to your own.
This part I wanted Carlos and Neto to see: www.whorecraft.com since you guys are wow fans now, you might get a kick. Specially the troll porn, “rely bod jamoicon mon”. I don’t want to say its geek porn, but it is, in a way and I mean way new level of sad.
I have been thinking on making a fotolog and take random pics and posting them, but be wary I might just take some of my small nut sack and blow it up 1600x1600 with the song “I’m riding spinners” (ring a bell rennie???).
I have very little and so much to say I don’t even know where to start. Fuck I hate mornings.
Oh yeah, I had a beer which I cant recall for the life of me from Wisconsin that has a pound of cherries in every bottle, god damn its good. More like a malt than a beer, but it has qualities that still make it a beer, possibly the hoppiness and the way the grains are toasted, but god damn I never knew such delight existed in Wisconsin. I will make my best to put this name soon.
On the other hand beers you should try:
Fat Tire
Sam Adams Black Lager (mmmmm)
Wild Hop Lager (I don’t know if you can get it outside New Mexico, but try it)
I also got to say that if you like rockabiliy (correct me if I’m wrong) you should totally buy the new The Snake The Cross The Crown CD, its Jesus sexy.
cheers

Thank You Diego,

Thanks to Diego, who helped me find this video.

This song helped bring out the Nopal.

I Despise Everyone...

Maybe its because one of my heroes died last night and I am a little bit cranky but man is the internet pissing me off today.

First there was this story:
http://www.digg.com/tech_news/Geek_Squad_Sued_For_Videoing_Customer_In_Shower#c6131317

It is about a girl who discovered that while she was taking a shower, a guy from Geek Squad (the Best Buy service that "fixes" computers) had secretly videotaped her by leaving his cameraphone recording in the bathroom.

I read this on digg and half the comments were people saying crap like "Stupid whore shouldn't have been taking a shower while a stranger was in the house." Nevermind that she wasn't alone in the house and probably felt safe that the guy wasn't going to rape her, but calling her a whore? Cause someone taped her in the shower?

Later I saw this story:
http://digg.com/celebrity/Is_17_year_Old_Hayden_Panettiere_of_Heroes_the_New_Hollywood_Bad_Girl#c6130141

The headline reads "Is 17-year Old Hayden Panettiere of "Heroes" the New Hollywood Bad Girl?". Apparently there is a picture floating around where this 17-year old actress is obviously jokingly licking the fully clothed nipple of one of her friends. So it seems like a girl can't joke around with friends and take a picture without people implying that she is a whore. And of course the digg comments were more than implying it.

Now I know that the majority of people who write on the internet are guys and apparently the majority of the people who post on digg are teenage jerkoffs but don't these people have sisters? Don't they at least have some respect for women because they have moms?

So while we are losing some of our tired old sensitivities because of freedom of speech (and there are few people more pro-free speech than me) it seems we are also losing the concept of simple fucking respect.

That is my crotchety old man post of the week.

If Carlos Created Star Wars...

I was sitting in the cafeteria, when I suddenly came up with the first item on this list.

If Carlos Created Star Wars...

- The first line would be "The Other Day, In A Galaxy Far Far Away..."

- Natalie Portman would be in every movie, every other scene, and would probably end up in the golden bikini at some point in each movie.

- The Mos Eisly bar serves Woodchuck on tap

- Every now and then the rebels take a break to play golf and the jedis always win because of their light golf clubs.

- Yoda always wins his lightsaber duels because of his impressive ability to hit the wrist of his opponent anytime he attacks.

- After Darth Vader knocks the emperor into the pit, Darth Vader screams "OWNED!".

- No whiny bastard (This means you Hayden Christianson)


If Rennie Created Star Wars...

- Theme song written by Coheed & Cambria ( Before they sold out ;) )

- One word: Zombies.

- No flashing lights, else he'd have a seizure while filming it.

- Evil villains: Darth Cheney, and Darth Rove, serve Emperor Bush.

- Mos Eisley bar serves Guiness

- The Rebels and the Empire take a break from fighting to play soccer only to have the game end prematurely when the Emperor head butts Luke Skywalker.

- Special Guest Director: Quentin Tarantino


If Joey Created Star Wars...

- Mos Eisley bar serves Shiner Boch


If Checo Created Star Wars...

- Four Words: Jedi Master Silent Bob

- Sample Dialogue: "Duude."


If Angel Created Star Wars...

-Movie is made in Mexico making Mexico the new Hollywood and saving it from financial ruin.

-The opening scroll would read: "Si no saben que esta pasand, pos no mamen y gasten 3 dolares para rentar las otras peliculas."

-Sample Dialogue: Darth Vader turns on his lightsaber, Luke Skywalker says "Te crees bien verga?"


If Fredo Created Star Wars...

-Star Wars would never be finished because of his inability to pull himself away from World of Warcraft

-One Word: Twinkies


If Diego Created Star Wars...

-Darth Vader kills people by saying "Oh yea? Stop breathing." Then they do and die.


If Marcus Created Star Wars...

- It would never get finished because of his constantly distracting himself torturing Simba.

- Lots more robots.


If Neto Created Star Wars...

- The story would be so big that it could only be told as a tv show (like Firefly)

- It would have a rousing theme song (like Firefly)

- More Han Solos (Like Firefly)

- It would be canceled before it finished its first year (Like Firefly, sob)


I tried to include everyone who has contributed to the blog but for osme people I couldn't think of any more. Can any of you guys come up with any?

You Don't Know...

Jack is back. If you remember the old CD-ROM days then you remember one of the best games of the old CD-ROM days You Don't Know Jack. This game and its many sequels were about shoving wittily written trivia questions at you and then wittily scolding you if you didn't get them right. As you can tell from the description it involves a lot of wit. Anyway, for a long time there were no new Jack games, but now the drought is over. If you go over to the You Don't Know Jack website you can now find daily games. These games are amusing and still funny to my grown up sensibilities.

http://www.youdontknowjack.com/