If Carlos Created Star Wars...
I was sitting in the cafeteria, when I suddenly came up with the first item on this list.
If Carlos Created Star Wars...
- The first line would be "The Other Day, In A Galaxy Far Far Away..."
- Natalie Portman would be in every movie, every other scene, and would probably end up in the golden bikini at some point in each movie.
- The Mos Eisly bar serves Woodchuck on tap
- Every now and then the rebels take a break to play golf and the jedis always win because of their light golf clubs.
- Yoda always wins his lightsaber duels because of his impressive ability to hit the wrist of his opponent anytime he attacks.
- After Darth Vader knocks the emperor into the pit, Darth Vader screams "OWNED!".
- No whiny bastard (This means you Hayden Christianson)
If Rennie Created Star Wars...
- Theme song written by Coheed & Cambria ( Before they sold out ;) )
- One word: Zombies.
- No flashing lights, else he'd have a seizure while filming it.
- Evil villains: Darth Cheney, and Darth Rove, serve Emperor Bush.
- Mos Eisley bar serves Guiness
- The Rebels and the Empire take a break from fighting to play soccer only to have the game end prematurely when the Emperor head butts Luke Skywalker.
- Special Guest Director: Quentin Tarantino
If Joey Created Star Wars...
- Mos Eisley bar serves Shiner Boch
If Checo Created Star Wars...
- Four Words: Jedi Master Silent Bob
- Sample Dialogue: "Duude."
If Angel Created Star Wars...
-Movie is made in Mexico making Mexico the new Hollywood and saving it from financial ruin.
-The opening scroll would read: "Si no saben que esta pasand, pos no mamen y gasten 3 dolares para rentar las otras peliculas."
-Sample Dialogue: Darth Vader turns on his lightsaber, Luke Skywalker says "Te crees bien verga?"
If Fredo Created Star Wars...
-Star Wars would never be finished because of his inability to pull himself away from World of Warcraft
-One Word: Twinkies
If Diego Created Star Wars...
-Darth Vader kills people by saying "Oh yea? Stop breathing." Then they do and die.
If Marcus Created Star Wars...
- It would never get finished because of his constantly distracting himself torturing Simba.
- Lots more robots.
If Neto Created Star Wars...
- The story would be so big that it could only be told as a tv show (like Firefly)
- It would have a rousing theme song (like Firefly)
- More Han Solos (Like Firefly)
- It would be canceled before it finished its first year (Like Firefly, sob)
I tried to include everyone who has contributed to the blog but for osme people I couldn't think of any more. Can any of you guys come up with any?
If Carlos Created Star Wars...
- The first line would be "The Other Day, In A Galaxy Far Far Away..."
- Natalie Portman would be in every movie, every other scene, and would probably end up in the golden bikini at some point in each movie.
- The Mos Eisly bar serves Woodchuck on tap
- Every now and then the rebels take a break to play golf and the jedis always win because of their light golf clubs.
- Yoda always wins his lightsaber duels because of his impressive ability to hit the wrist of his opponent anytime he attacks.
- After Darth Vader knocks the emperor into the pit, Darth Vader screams "OWNED!".
- No whiny bastard (This means you Hayden Christianson)
If Rennie Created Star Wars...
- Theme song written by Coheed & Cambria ( Before they sold out ;) )
- One word: Zombies.
- No flashing lights, else he'd have a seizure while filming it.
- Evil villains: Darth Cheney, and Darth Rove, serve Emperor Bush.
- Mos Eisley bar serves Guiness
- The Rebels and the Empire take a break from fighting to play soccer only to have the game end prematurely when the Emperor head butts Luke Skywalker.
- Special Guest Director: Quentin Tarantino
If Joey Created Star Wars...
- Mos Eisley bar serves Shiner Boch
If Checo Created Star Wars...
- Four Words: Jedi Master Silent Bob
- Sample Dialogue: "Duude."
If Angel Created Star Wars...
-Movie is made in Mexico making Mexico the new Hollywood and saving it from financial ruin.
-The opening scroll would read: "Si no saben que esta pasand, pos no mamen y gasten 3 dolares para rentar las otras peliculas."
-Sample Dialogue: Darth Vader turns on his lightsaber, Luke Skywalker says "Te crees bien verga?"
If Fredo Created Star Wars...
-Star Wars would never be finished because of his inability to pull himself away from World of Warcraft
-One Word: Twinkies
If Diego Created Star Wars...
-Darth Vader kills people by saying "Oh yea? Stop breathing." Then they do and die.
If Marcus Created Star Wars...
- It would never get finished because of his constantly distracting himself torturing Simba.
- Lots more robots.
If Neto Created Star Wars...
- The story would be so big that it could only be told as a tv show (like Firefly)
- It would have a rousing theme song (like Firefly)
- More Han Solos (Like Firefly)
- It would be canceled before it finished its first year (Like Firefly, sob)
I tried to include everyone who has contributed to the blog but for osme people I couldn't think of any more. Can any of you guys come up with any?
posted by Oscar at 6:47 PM
2 Comments:
dude....
QT helping me direct star wars would be the best fucking thing ever.
By the way in my star wars, since QT is helping, everone is probably doing drugs, Michael Madsen probably tortures Hayden Christianson at some point, And luke skywalker would channel all his force power to take on everyone at the death star and blow it up himself. A la Kill Bill.
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