Guess Who's Back...

So Rennie's computer is fixed so I really have no excuse to not post anymore. Well other than those peskky little things known as finals. But as soon as those are over then I should really have no excuse to not post. In fact I should have plenty of time to post because I will be at home. Doing nothing. Thats kind of what I want to write about today. What kind of postings to expect (or at least I hope for) in the next few months. Its going to be a wierd summer. Because unlike the past summer, where some of us were together and others were together somewhere else, we will all be apart for most of the summer. Most people have internships. Hopefully those with internships will write about their internship experiences. I will be working and at home so I should easily be able to continue writng like I always write. But it would be nice to hear what everybody who is going to be in all kinds of exotic places like California and Chicago experience. I will also be doing the concert thing this summer like every good emo kid should so I hope to write about some of that too. And since I will be about the only one with the only free time I hope to be visiting those in the Texas area (sorry Rennie and Checo but I can't afford a plane ticket and Chicago and California are too far to be stuck in a bus). Checo and Fredo both have cameras and like photography so I hope for plenty of pictures from them (Checo you have to take a picture of a deep dish pizza because they are supposed to be very good in Chicago and Fredo I hope you can sneak in a camera to the Sony plant).

Also it will be the 1 year anniversary of the blog so we need to get our minds together and do some kind of thing on the blog for that too.
Till Later

hells yeah bitch!

how many punk rockers does it take to turn off a fan at a concert

apparently it takes 20. although i was corrected by rennie in noting that it took 21. why, because some moron turned on a fan that was practically falling apart and was about to sweetly chop the head off of a 14 year old "emo" kid (by "emo" i mean how the hell can they be emo. they havent dropped their testicles and are scared shit to talk to a girl.)
nevertheless, it took 1 guy to bring a chair (rennies extra punk rocker), 1 guy to turn it off and 19 other punk rockers staring like mentally devoid morons to tell him "dude! thats so punk rock!"
other than that the show was badass. exept for the sweaty sasquatch that was punching his way thru the crowd.
so you know what straight edges. youre all gay. no beer, no smoke, what are you? retarded?
seriously they were punching women. thats soooo punk rock. next time somebody should fucking gouge youre eyes out with a splintered piece of plywood for hitting a woman. if you have agression to vent out, why not grab your balls and kick the ass of those who kick yours instead of taking it out on innocent by standers that want to enjoy the fucking show. at the same time, jesus said that "straight edge is the new gay". just stay home and watch bravo.
other than that, horse the band was a pretty badass show.
cheers

stuff

so there i was surfing the net and found an interesting blog you might like. its by a very good friend of mine and he writes very satirically and smart assy about the current state of things in mexico. so if you guys want to see it click here.
on the other hand i am quite apologetic for not really posting for the last couple of days or months maybe. but we all know that once the semester is over and we're halfway thru may, we will se increased blog activity.
and now for my comedy bit of the night (one is courtesy of checo) "so two jews walk into a bar......... two weeks later they own it". and this one "what do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? miracle wip".
oh and if youre also surfing the net and want to buy a very nice poster that will surely insult any dumbass business major (kinesiology works too, so does music and civil engineering) click here.
cheers

nothing much

ah como me cagan los flacos! pinches palos de caca deben de morir!
cheers

Virginia is for <3er's

bullshit, my penis is angry at me because I haven't seen her again.

Alright, so Virginia got much better since I left the airport. Or basically, since I followed in my ancestors' footsteps and disappeared from Roanoke. When I got to Lexington, the view was much better, it was green, a lot of trees, mountains, or hills, it was pretty. and lemme tell you, the talent...whoa. there was some ladies that were like "BAM!". :takes off voice box that says "afro-man" and puts in "rennie" voice box:. So I go in and I start talking to a few girls. I met a lot of interesting girls from a lot of different places. With a lot of different things to say. Checo might like one of them, she liked to talk about the freemasons and the illuminati. That was actually what her presentation was about....weirdo. But her boobs were huge. yet another reason why checo might like her.

But there was one that stood out in the crowd, man did she stand out. tall, pretty, asian, oh yeah. She studied the same things I did only with a little twist. She studied a more chemical side to it, she treated cancer. I actually grabbed my balls and went up to her poster and asked her about it, I asked her what Neuroblastoma were, and she said they were a type of cancer cell. I was like "really?" and she was like "really". and I was like, "well if want you can run me through the abbreviated version of your poster so I don't waste a lot of your time" and she does and she starts talking about cancer research, and then the conversation starts going into what school we go to, and how we want to get out of there. Then she was "interested in my poster" if ya know what i'm sayin! and we kept talking and then some guys went up to her poster and she was like whispering to me "NO! GO AWAY GUYS READING MY POSTER" and I told her "just tell them that the quinicrone kills all three types of neuroblastoma and that you found the cure for cancer". She giggles and say's she'll be right back. When she came back she said we could leave and we both packed up our shit and walked back to the main building.

Sadly we didn't go to the same hotel :(.

and now i'm trying to "stumble into her" around Lexington, Virginia. For a small town, its really hard to do so.

So Rennie's computer is dead. So it might be harder to post while we get it to pull a Lazarus. But I will continue posting. I must. So here goes...

Anyone else think the pope is kind of evil-looking? And his name is RATzinger? And he looks like that rat (templeton?) from the Charlotte's Web cartoons? Its just giving me this creepy feeling. And then there's the fact that some people are saying that this will be the pope before the pope that brings about the end of the world. Its all just becoming too much. So if you guys are going for the being all unholy only to redempt towards the end, maybe this might be a good time to go to that redemption part. If like me you believe that this is all crazy superstition continue with your wacky hedonistic lifestyles. I plan on getting very drunk while I watch this pope order the deaths of jews or whatever he has planned.

FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY FROM STARWARS





Cheers!

Now I Know What The Republican Party Felt Like...

There was another coup today, but it wasn't at some foreign country. It was right here in the engineering department of Texas A&M Kingsville. Four of the regular posters on this site were elected into office at IEEE today. This includes Carlos as All Mighty Presidente of IEEE. Congratulations to Carlos. Also congratulations go to Checo for becoming Vice-President. And to Fredo for accepting the role of Historian. I hope he will assist me in my role of Webmaster. Also congratulations go out to friend of the blog, Joey, who became the IEEE secretary. Here's to hopefully a great year that will bring IEEE back to what it once was.

Cheers!

Unsystematic Chaos

Its 3:00am on a Sunday night, the seconds tick and tock closer and closer to that inevitable time in which you are tricked into consiousness. TICK TOCK TICK TOCK what to do, you dont want to get up. You think to yourself, if i stay awake time will go by slower. Funny this relativity thing. Amiss the blissful void a vibrato of some sort emerges. Vibrates then dies then vibrates then dies, it seems to be in sync with that clock. Insanity begins to creep in ever so slightly what a bore. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP its time get uppppppp. Time to learn, and to begin your day here are some interesting articles i found while bored on desk.

Interesting Survey dealing with snoring.
You Snore? DoNt Score?

THis MotTHer FUckER is a SIck FUCK
Should RoT IN JAiL

For you Apple Freaks
FInal CuT

and if your wondering why im online reading articles its b/c i have to study :)
gtg bye

Babasonicos = spanish alkaline trio

Well none of you will get this except for fredo, and maybe neto.

So I was listening to Babasonicos. and I was recalling how fredo was talking about how maybe they worship the devil. And I got pretty disappointed because I hate bands that incorporate any religion into their music. Christian, satanic or otherwise. I always figured that if you're going to put a religious message into your music, your musical quality goes down. Well, alkaline trio is a punk band a lot like Babasonicos, I used to think alkaline trio was a satanic band too, where they were trying to give a message. But they I found out, they weren't trying to give out a satanic message. they were just a hedonistic band with anti-christian undertones. And I think Babasonicos falls under this same title.

Either way, Babasonicos is really really good.

listen to Sin mi Diablo. Good song.

If you figure this out in under 15 minutes I will hate you...

If you take longer than a day to figure this out, ask me for the answer and I will give it to you.

PETALS AROUND THE ROSE

Can anyone understand what it being said here?

this is a post in my sister's blog, lets see if you can understand it.

"eIt ke onda a todo mundoo!!no ps yo aki llegando de la escuela y chekando mi flog..no! miento!llegue de la escuela a las 5:30 jajaja..tuvImos retIro! super aburridon..pero tmb estuvo chido jaja..conoci a nueva gente ke ni en cuenta ke estaban en la escuelaa...pero ahi comokiera faltaron algunas gentesillas para a completar nuestro grupito jeje..las flojass!!jaja ya chaben kienes son ellas! ;)..jaja..

no pues esta foto fue hoY..ahi en el retiro cuando estabas en el dEsCaNsO..jeje.somos algunos de mis amigos del verbo y nuevos jeje..todavia faltan muchos mass!..somos un chorro ahora ke hiciMos nuevas amistadess vdd?! jeje.. bueno en la foto salimos de izq. a der..somos jorge,yo,anagaby,luis(atras),dennise,cristian, jorge (atras),lizeth, elizabeth,frankie..y abajo estan juanky y anyolett.!!jeje son lo mejor todos ustedes!los kiero un chorroo..y klaro ke tmb a los demas ke no salen en la pic..y pues tmb a los q no estan en la escuela..como zaidiss y lorenis!jeje..las kiero un chorro tmb a ustedes dos lokas!jeje..pero tmb a los ke faltan los kiero muSho!

buuuu!!yo keria ir al concierto de WFM!!pero no me dejaronn irr..!!keria ir a escuchar a reik y a lu!!jaja..pero pos ke bueno q mis amigos se la pasaron aTm hayap..alcabo ke ya me contaron todo el chisme vdd?!?!! jajaja..fue lo mEjOr..encerio ke era para kmara!!jaja pero bueno..mm no pues ya me voi porq aki estoi platicando jeje.se cuidan chorros! ahi me siguen fIrmAnDo pLiS!..jeje..aver les dejo una cancion ke kantaron los de lu en el concierto!!jeje.. me encantaa ...andres me prometio ke me los iba a presentar!ya kedaste ehh!!

ke por ciertoo FELICIDADES ANDRES!!hoi es tu cUmple..ya cumples 16 tonto!jajaja..eres conganas nunca cambies.. ke te la pases aTm en guadalajara! tqmm!!jeje..cuidesee.. bueno ya la cancion

jorge me vas a regañar!!pero no habia otra cancion no encontre ninguna buena! jajaja..oopss!!"

This is pretty cool...



Its a backpack with solar panels so you can charge your cellphone, ipod, or whatever you have a car charger for. Read about it HERE.

Theres also this ONE



or this ONE



They all have different prices but I know that the first one is the cheapest at $50.


People I think should have an appointment with the angel of death

Dianosis
You know I love everybody unless they do something to me. (yes this includes fat people).
Well there is a certain breed of humans that I hate, they call themselves psycologists. They somehow think they´re like doctors yet they no nothing of what it means to study and to top it all off they hate us for it. They call themselves doctors even though they´re not, and I don´t care what people say Ph D´s are not doctors.
Anyway I hate psycologists

Things I think about...

Is a fat person insulted when I look at the weight capacity as they are walking into an elevator?

Quotes...

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting that vote. ~ frequently attributed to Benjamin Franklin

"I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' "Dude, these are isotopes." "Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine." "Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize." ~ Demetri Martin

Stab You In The Kidney...

Sorry about the no post yesterday. It was a long day for me (technically it still if yesterday for me) but I have been studying for a physics test.

Yep its getting to be that time of year again. The end of the year. When teachers squeeze in one last test and then give you an extra one (final). Its the time of year when you really start hating teachers. I mean really hating them. I mean you start having fantasies of gutting them like freshly caught trout (anyone? anyone? just me?).

Like my DB teacher Dr. Omar. I cannot sit through that class without imagining some way to bring about his death using whatever object is around in class. Kindof like in this old link WHACKYOURBOSS. This is because he is a real asshole. 100%, Grade - A, hate-filled, asshole. So excuse me for having visions of poking out his eyes with a pencil.

But its not just the bad teachers you start to hate. You hate all teachers. Sure they are just doing this job but at this point in time their job is making you life harder. I think that's the reason teachers don't get paid well. The last memories congressmen and senators have of their teachers are about how difficult the final and the weeks leading up to finals are. So of course they are going to pick the people who just sent him to Russia for free over the teachers. Which is kind of sad. Oh well. Fuck them.

PS. I know I confessed to having some violent fantasies of gutting teachers but that is all they were. Fantasies that I use to let stress out. I still don't walk around with horn on my forehead or dress in a black trenchcoat so please don't report me to the authorities. Or at least wait till Finals week.

I can See My House From Here...

Satelite Photo From Google Maps

Zoom in for a pretty good view.

We should really paint the roof of Turner. It looks really crappy when you compare it to Lynch.

Quote...

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." -- Douglas Adams

Cronus's Review of CLOSER

................... I dont care what the movie says "WOMEN ARE THE R00T OF ALL EVIL".....................

Imagine Rennie In Biker Shorts (I laughed too)...

So rennie was talking about how he thinks it would be cool to be a bike messenger. It might be cool if you can make a good living on it, I guess. But theres this guy who went from being a programmer to bike messenger and he liked it but said that he had to take a huge pay cut. Its an interesting article though if you want to take a look at it.

A Coder In Courierland

Good News For People Who Like Bad News....

Hope you all remembered to set you clocks forward.

Its been a big weekend for death. Everybody's doing it. The pope died. He was a cool pope. He visited a lot of countries and did a lot for human rights. Some catholic superstition says that the next pope will be the last pope and may even be the anti-Christ. I have never been one for superstition (catholic or otherwise) but it would be weird if the next pope started doing all kinds of crazy things. Like calling himself god or something.

Johnny Cochran died. Who will be our rhyming lawyer now?

Finally Mitch Hedberg. Really funny comedian. Gave us this gem. Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus ... one of those two doesn't sound right.

I joke around a lot. But I really meant no disrespect for the dead. These were good people (yes even Johnny Cochran). May they rest in peace.

If All Else Fails...

I will post on the blog more. I will post on the blog more. I will post on the blog more. I will post on the blog more. I will post on the blog more.

It is said that to increase the amount of traffic you get on your blog you should update it often. Will do. I will from now on update at least once a day. Even if it is to share with you a funny quote since I found a place to get a plethora of them (links to come at some other time cause i am too tired right now. Too tired to write be before cause.) So from now on new stuff on blog. Yall come back now you hear.