Good News For People Who Like Bad News....

Hope you all remembered to set you clocks forward.

Its been a big weekend for death. Everybody's doing it. The pope died. He was a cool pope. He visited a lot of countries and did a lot for human rights. Some catholic superstition says that the next pope will be the last pope and may even be the anti-Christ. I have never been one for superstition (catholic or otherwise) but it would be weird if the next pope started doing all kinds of crazy things. Like calling himself god or something.

Johnny Cochran died. Who will be our rhyming lawyer now?

Finally Mitch Hedberg. Really funny comedian. Gave us this gem. Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus ... one of those two doesn't sound right.

I joke around a lot. But I really meant no disrespect for the dead. These were good people (yes even Johnny Cochran). May they rest in peace.