warning,

So here I am, in my room, and my brother and RA seem to be missing. I bet they're having sex. Its ok guys, its a perfectly natural and beautiful thing to do. Anyway, here I am, bored out of my mind, I should be getting to sleep, but I have to pee and I don't feel like going to bathroom. I am also very hungry. I don't know why, but i'm very very hungry. Stupid stomach. anyway, found this on the internet, thought everyone should know....