Catch that running nose...
So how about that Angel? He's a great dancer isn't he?
So my sister has been sick all week. She's missed two days of school and of course what is she going to do on these days off? She is going to be on the computer in my room all day long. Spreading her germs and sickness all over the place. I could just feel the germs crawling all over me creating mucus. God, I hate mucus. The names for mucus are horrible too. Mucus, boogers, phlegm are just horrible words. The one good thing about being sick: Vick's vaporub . That stuff is just awesome. Times like these you have to wonder why you don't see commercials for donations to cure for the common cold research. There's tons of commercials for cancer and aids research but none for cold research. I'm sure there would be tons of people willing to dish out. Or maybe we make it mandatory for the robitussen and the vicks people to donate millions of dollars towards this. Think about it. Why would they look for the cure when we're shelling out 10bucks a pop for nyquil and another 10 dollars for dayquil. Then theres that company that was sellign a syrop for each symptom you were experiencing. You remember them? I wonder if that worked. Would somebody be stupid enough to go buy that stuff without realizing that they are going to get a sore throat first then get a runny nose then you get a cough. I gotta give it up to the evil genius who came up with that one.
On a lighter note...
So my sister has been sick all week. She's missed two days of school and of course what is she going to do on these days off? She is going to be on the computer in my room all day long. Spreading her germs and sickness all over the place. I could just feel the germs crawling all over me creating mucus. God, I hate mucus. The names for mucus are horrible too. Mucus, boogers, phlegm are just horrible words. The one good thing about being sick: Vick's vaporub . That stuff is just awesome. Times like these you have to wonder why you don't see commercials for donations to cure for the common cold research. There's tons of commercials for cancer and aids research but none for cold research. I'm sure there would be tons of people willing to dish out. Or maybe we make it mandatory for the robitussen and the vicks people to donate millions of dollars towards this. Think about it. Why would they look for the cure when we're shelling out 10bucks a pop for nyquil and another 10 dollars for dayquil. Then theres that company that was sellign a syrop for each symptom you were experiencing. You remember them? I wonder if that worked. Would somebody be stupid enough to go buy that stuff without realizing that they are going to get a sore throat first then get a runny nose then you get a cough. I gotta give it up to the evil genius who came up with that one.
On a lighter note...
We have finally found the way to promote abstinence. Anal sex.
posted by Oscar at 2:06 AM
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Just letting you know....
They have an experimental medecine that stops the cold virus called Pleconaril (or something like that)
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