a Brief yet triumphant story

So today I looked up at a thousand falling skies, and I decided to head out before the sun went all bright eyes against me, and headed out to Defiance, ohio. Pretty soon, my Friend, Elliot, met up with me and we all decided to head out to the Postal Service, we were ready to deliver our letter from autumn to ashes when we noticed that one guy was writing a letter titled "the plot to blow up the eiffel tower", well we clearly new that that this man was a little "Richard Cheese" if ya know what i'm sayin, and we decided to head out in a Rush. After that we met up with La Lupita who just so happened to be My chemical romance, after that, we called up the Bandits of the acoustic revolution and all hooked up and took a death cab for cutie to the acquarium to catch Bear vs. sharks, minus the bear. after that, elliot and the bandits went all Desaparecidos on me and it was just just la lupita and me. At the fifth hour hero, though, she decides to break up with me, right then and there, I was jack's broken heart. Which sucked too because I considered her my muse. But it doesn't matter because that very same green day, I met some girls, but one stood out, her name was moneen, and she made me go jud jud all over the place. we headed out to Cafe tacuba, where in a lottery we won los fabulos cadilacs (some fabulous cadillacs), after winning we headed out for a silent drive, I didn't want to not say anything so I asked her about herself. Apparently she's a technology freak because she said she needs machines, and says she loves hot water music while in her bathtub. After long hours of talking I decided that I had bad brains and I just went for it and our lips converged. she accepted and we continued. After the kiss, I was so happy I could hear bells in my head giving tunes for bears to dance to. We stopped by the zero 7 when six angry midgets kicked me in the shins, I didn't care, moneen used some weerd science and made it all better. Finally we met up with Coheed and Cambria, sold off the cadillacs and bought some small brown bikes and headed off to brazil at the rise of the sun on thursday