for some reason, I felt this had to be blogged

that's it.

whoever is assigned to this blog, and doesn't post likes to suck cock and takes up the ass for five cents.

there really is hope...

I really have to post this because this band added me to their myspace, and I thought it was really cool of them to do so. They're a really good band, and by what they put on their space, I respect them more for it. I'm also doing this to stick it to checo :P

"We are a band all about the music. We dont play shows and music to boost our egos. Music means alot more to us. It's more of our life. Playing music is like just letting all our energy out to fill every one's soul with awe. We arent here to discriminate agaisnt others and were not here to start a propaganda. Were not here to start a fight and were not here to say i love you baby. All we care about is the music and how it affects the people who listen to it. We are trying hard to get more and more shows. 75% of the band dosent have a permanent home, so any show that is offered would be appreciated. Thanks Alot,- Abuela en Fuego"

154.22.50

might be interesting...

http://articles.health.msn.com/id/100100146?GT1=6065

deux bitches...

cockblocked by epilepsy

here is an authentic cockblocking by epilepsy that happened during a conversation between rennie and a girl. The Red is the girl, blue is rennie, green is rennie's thoughts.

alright our product[from last week] evaporated so that means we might now have to do our experiment.
Yeah, then that means I could go swimming. Hey wanna go swimming with me?
Fuck! I want to go swimming but I have epilepsy! how can I get myself out of this.
Hmm? we have a swimming pool here?
smooth rennie, reaaal smooth....dumbass
Yeah, its in the spec.
Oh really? What size is it?
Good, keep going, keep stalling, now think of a good excuse and a way out.
Oh, its olympic, I'm really just swimming because I need to get my upper body bigger, I need to do more pushups according to my ROTC leader.
Oh, is that right? How many can you do?
About five a minute hehe.
Good, keep the stalling coming, and think of something now!
actually, now that I recall, I don't have any swimming trunks.
That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard you say rennie.
Yeah, that might be a problem.

after that our TA comes in and says we are doing the experiment after all.

but don't worry, we have a few tests next week and we're gonna be studying a lot together ;), yeyah.

I've got a great idea

DNA extraction is a step by step process, so I'm thinking, lets take pictures of me and make a picture story of me doing it. It'll be fun. Seriously. Then Angel can take pictures of him performing surgery on someone or whatever the devil it is he does over there.

one post, two posts

One post, Two posts

hope you all get my doctor seuss reference.

the top post is my angry politics guy one, and the bottom one is my happy rennie one.



So today was the inauguration of George W. Bush. Or as I like to call him, the embodiment of my lost faith in humanity. What the fuck? We all know of the sins he has made, yet you fuckers still vote for him. THEY STILL VOTED FOR HIM! HOW? WHY? HOW THE FUCK?! Not only that, he's an idiot, he created such a laaaarge fucking national debt. He fucked over Social security, now he promises to make it better? WE HAD 5 TRILLION DOLLARS RESERVED FOR SOCIAL SECURITY SO WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT! BUT NOOO, WE'RE SO SCARED AND RETARDED THAT WE THINK THAT SADDAAM HAS WMDS BY WHICH HE DOESN'T YOU RETARDED FUCKS. My God, there was a census done after the election of George W. Bush, those who voted for him STILL BELIEVED THAT IRAQ HAD WMDs. I propose a new rule, If you are too incompetent to not inform yourself of what is going on in your government, then you deserve to not vote. Also, you shouldn't be considered an american. This government can only dwell correctly if you participate in it. If you inform yourself to what your governer, your state legislator, and yes, your fucking president are doing, you can very well make a competent decision on who should fucking run your country. And not base your decision on whether he looks like a monkey or a horse. Congratulations half of america, you just made greedy, evil, rich people, even richer. I hope this comes back and bites you in the ass.



Well hi everybody :), Still here and alive, amazingly i'm surprised that I am. I've done a lot of shit that is questionable to my health. for example, two days ago, I ate 14 krispy kreme donuts in a row. I was in what I call a sugar high. It was weird, It was like being drunk and strung out on caffeine at the same time. It was fun as hell, I was so weird. I am now officially the President of House council, its not much really, but it looks good on my applications. Oh yeah I got accepted into McNair! yeyah! I rule...I think. Oh yeah, I finally finished writing music that I am actually happy with, maybe, if i get the balls, I'll post them on here for people to critique. Its not the music, its just the lyrics. Please tell me what you think, it will be appreciated to. Anyway, I have a lot of things to do, first of all, I'm climbing the ladder in AMSA, I'm gonna be an active member so I can become president of that too. Also, A certain lab is gonna start paying me, but keep that on the Dee Ell. Noone knows yet, and nothing has been written in stone. But I can't wait for my first paycheck, after that first paycheck, I will have a 599 dollar 60GB Ipod Photo. Cuz I rule. And i don't generally get myself anything, but when I do I usually outdo myself. For more examples, look at my computer. I'm actually pretty good today, I got nothing to do, I'm ahead in all my reading, homework, and in my studies, so I can actually waste some time. Lots of love.

bais.

p.s. (just in case you didn't get the joke, its one post, two posts, red post, blue post :) badum ping!)

Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Dianosis

I pissed out a stone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

161.3.30

Cancer Patients to Test Ecstasy
Xposed, December 2004
By
LOLITA C. BALDORAssociated Press WriterWASHINGTON

The illegal club drug Ecstasy can trigger euphoria among the dance club set, but can it ease the debilitating anxiety that cancer patients feel as they face their final days?The Food and Drug Administration has approved a pilot study looking at whether the recreational hallucinogen can help terminally ill patients lessen their fears, quell thoughts of suicide and make it easier for them to deal with loved ones."End of life issues are very important and are getting more and more attention, and yet there are very few options for patients who are facing death," Dr. John Halpern, the Harvard research psychiatrist in charge of the study, said Monday.

The small, four-month study is expected to begin early next spring. It will test the drug's effects on 12 cancer patients from the Lahey Clinic Medical Center in the Boston area. The research is being sponsored by the Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies, a nonprofit group that plans to raise $250,000 to fund it.MAPS, on its web site, touted the study's approval, saying "the longest day of winter has passed, and maybe so has the decades-long era of resistance to psychedelic research."The FDA would not comment, but this will be the second FDA-approved study using Ecstasy this year. South Carolina researchers are studying the effects of Ecstasy on 20 patients suffering from post traumatic stress disorder.Ecstasy, known scientifically as MDMA for methylenedioxymethamphetamine, is a chemical cousin of methamphetamine and typically induces feelings of euphoria, increased energy and sexual arousal. But it also suppresses appetite, thirst and the need to sleep, and in high doses can sharply increase body temperature, leading to kidney and heart failure, and death.
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http://www.xposed.com/health/fda_oks_ecstasy_study_in_cancer_patients.aspx (the article comes from this URL)

also check this out http://www.legalhighs.org

deux bitches...

Waaaazzzzuuuuup Everybody

Dianosis
What´s up everybody, well I´m truly sorry I haven´t blogged much but I promise I´ll do it more often. What made me decide to start blogging a lot more is the cool picture of the south park version of me, that´s fucking awesome!!!!! Kudos the artist that makes those, checo´s is hilarious. Well anywho, I really don´t have much to talk about only that I am going to be on-call at the hospital for the first time on Friday, I hope it isn´t too boring. And i´m also going to start going on the weekends from 12am to 6am which ought to be interesting. Well i have to leave cause i have class. Take it easy guys and once again kudos on the drawings.

Saludos a toda la raza pesada de Villa de los Reyes.

PS. Rennie I say you should drink a lot more so you can kill the damaged neuron that´s giving you crap. If it´s dead than it won´t cause any trouble.
PPS I just hope I never think that way about my patients

My name is Jonas

Well hello ladies and Gentlemen,

I have come from the land of the mexicans to finally see that something is wrong with me. Well not really, nothing is really wrong with me, I just have a microscopic scar in one my neurons. Now this does not mean that I will be getting seizures. This just means that I am at risk of getting seizures when I am not well rested. Apparently you can only see it when I haven't slept shit. So that means I'm ok! Buuuuut I still can't drink :(. oh well. And I can't drive for a year. oh well for that as well.

I saw an "old friend" today at a gas station as well. She looked at me with an evil eye, which is something I expected her to do, she and I were never in good terms during high school. I don't know what she was doing there, she was just filling up on gas, I hope she crashes.

Back in Kingsville, I feel better now. My sister's little dance party went surprisingly well. So well it was scary, there was A LOT of kids there, it was fucked up, (and a lot of 15 year old girls as well ;) )

simpsons is on! bye.

Real Personal Ad...

The following is a real personal ad found in Craiglist. I found it on another blog and am now sharing it with you fine folk. I don't know how true this ad is because anyone can post anonymously on this site but its pretty funny.

Father? Just call me Daddy!

Saw you in the audience on Sunday matinee at Christ the Redeemer in San Pablo. You: Sandy brown hair, pouty lips and look of advanced sexual knowing in your eyes. (Were those for me? ;)

Couldn't you guess why it took me so long to step out from behind my podium?

If you interested in a VERY DISCREET (I really can't emphasize that enough) encounter with an older, quasi-religious gentleman please let me know or just fill out one of the applications for altar boy in the main office after service.

Remember, it's not a sin to call out God's name in the presence of a priest ;)


Other ways to contact poster:
after mass, 3rd row pews.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around Confessional

back in black

yes carlos and i are back in kingsville but contrary to what ren thinks we are pretty much running the building now. there for there is little time..so here's a rundown
christmas --- kicked ass
new year -----kicked ass
first day of work---so so
second day of work ----eeehhh...
today--- pretty good
so there

shocking news from Rennie to Earth, Mars, and highly intelligent shades of blue.

Hellooooooooooooooooooo, this is Renato Regalado giving a nice big "hello" to all intelligent life forms out there. And for the rest of you, the secret is banging the rocks together. ;)

well first things first, Carlos and Checo have no excuse for not blogging for they are back in kingsville doing shit. This "shit" that I speak of is also known as training. But it doesn't last all day, and I know that they aren't do anything special. So get with the talking! Second, I went to monterrey, and I must say it was fun, because I played around with a lot of medical machinery, here's my experiences.

1. The EEG
The electroencephalogram, or EEG for short, is an incredibly fun apparatus. At least for me it was, i'm sure it must of sucked for the neurologist who was working on me. reason being because we begin by putting 24 little conductor plugs on my head. here is a small illustration.


I then proceeded to go through a series of tests, test one was one that included me opening and closing my eyes. the test went something like this: "ok close your eyes......................now open!........................now close.............................now open!.................................now close" you get the idea. After that test, I had to remain my eyes closed throughout the rest of the test. Then was test two, I was told to breath heavily and rapidly, more or less at the same rate that I would when I am running. so I did. The third test was the strobe light one, which I must say was the coolest one. I kept my eyes closed, and they began to flash a light at me, it started slowly, and then would stop, and then it would start again at a faster pace, then stop, and then faster and faster until I began techno dancing. After that test, it stopped, they told me they would say when I could get up and kept quiet for a good ten minutes. so proceeded to take a nap. I wake up and they tell me to get up.

after that we spoke to the Neurologist-epilepsy specialist. Which, I must say, was a really nice guy and was really good about answering my questions. after he read my results, he said that I have nothing wrong showing in the EEG results (great, I'm a fucking medical marvel....not good). here's a little illustration

this is me.

now this is an epileptic person



But there is this little area that he was wondering about in the right temporal lobe region of my brain. I know that means diddly shit to you people so just upper right region of my head. And with that we are taken to the next test that I had to take. And that is the Magnetic Resonance Imaging test.

2. The M.R.I.
The MRI is known to everyone. Anyone who has seen any movie remotely covering or just set in a hospital has probably heard about the MRI. This thing uses magnets (huge effin ones) to take a picture of my brain. This one is a much simpilar description of what went one. I took off my sweater, I lied on a bed, they put this football helmet type thing on me, told me to close my eyes, pushed me into the giant thingamajig. and I slept. When I woke up I was done.

now because of this test, I have to go back to the doctor on the fifteenth. and I'm gonna get to look at the right temporal region of my brain. I'm actually quite excited. Oh and we aren't sure if I have epilepsy or not. It could actually be something else.

You know, all of these things that are happening make me wish that I had paid attention to what my mother told me so long ago when I was young. If you want to know what it is, well too bad, cuz I wasn't listening.
so bye!

stones of october's sobbing

i'm bored, well not really bored, I just have nothing to do. Listening to some maudlin of the well. Badass band I tell you. they're a prog-metal band from the UK. I need better speakers though, I have a set of speakers where all you can hear is the right speaker. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay(that last comment was in no way to demean the homosexual community, we here at Dianosis respect the homosexual community and love them for who they are and not their orientation. please do not affiliate yourself with www.stopclownpornnow.org)


Just got a cell phone! so Carlos, email me your new cell phone so I can add you, that stands for you as well fredo, and whoever else who has a cell phone who i need to communicate with. i'd post my number but creepy people could be looking at us. Yeah that stands for you! I keed, I keed, anyone who would like to stalk me is actually kind of flattering. oh well, i'm out,

i'm gonna go be sexy now,
hasta luego.

Another Movie Review...

Oceans 12 sucked with a capital Suck.

Forget that the actors seem like they showed up to this movie so they can hang out together and get a paycheck. Forget that it really isn't funny even when it tries to laugh at itself. Forget that the heists were not anywhere as creative or interesting as the first one. The plot in mathematical terms cancels itself out. WE start the movie because Benedict (the bad guy from the last movie) finds everybody and tells them that he wants his money back (he LITERALLY finds everybody, as in they showed us how he talked to everybody). Somehow he has gotten all their identities and it seems like someone ratted them out. So they have to go to europe perform a couple of heists to get the money to pay him back. Yuo got that so far? OK so they go to Europe and spend the first hour of the movie planning and executing the first heist. We then find out that that planning is pointless because the guy who ratted them has already done the first heist. He did this because he wants to prove himself the best thief so he issues them a challenge. A second heist. So they spenmd the whole next half hour planning another heist which fails before it starts and the half hour after that executing another heist which seems to fail. Then they pull the rug from under us by telling us that they already pulled the heist before they failed to execute the two heists that took up the second half of the movie. Therefore they made the entire second half of the movie completely pointless. This earlier heist happened the least clever way possible. So we get one clever yet failed heist. Another attempted heist that we don't really know if it was clever because it failed before it started. A somewhat clever yet failed heist. And a not clever at all heist that is successful but happened before the other heists. And finally a final scene where all the actors get together and seem to have a party. There I just saved you 2 and a half boobless hours.

Funny Conversations In Church...

Neto: Why is it that the hot girls only come to church with their boyfriends?

Rennie: Probably because they feel guilty over what they did last night.

Barumb-pun

jet black new year

So happy fucking new year for all of you!
With that said and done, what do we do now? I’m just sitting here on my laptop figuring out if I should start playing metroid prime 2 or continue reading the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. It’s a very good book. If you haven’t read it, then hit you local bookstore and get it. Its worth its pathetic weight in gold.
Well what else is new, mmmmm well, my grandma fell again and broke her femur for the second time this 30th of December. It sucks because nobody expected it. She fell at the crack of dawn while trying to do stupid shit she didn’t even have to do in the first place. She now has to go thru another surgery which will involve taking the small plate located at the lower base of the femur, and replace it with a bigger more sturdier one around the whole femur. Its really going to suck. More because on the 31st we were looking so bad for blood donors that had their same blood type. She needed 4 pints (liters) because she is anemic because of the stress she has. So far there were three and I think that they have found a fourth donor within the family. I felt kind of bad, because I share her same blood type but couldn’t donate because I didn’t make the cut. I am barely the weight they need for a donor to have. But they didn’t want to risk my health, because (according to the fat and uberly gay (no really he was gay) nurse) I could get really sick. So new years was kind of a bummer to the family, more because we didn’t even celebrate as we use to. We just had diner and most of the female family members were crying and mourning because our grandma was not here. I still have a positive view though, so I’m hoping she comes out good. So my first new years resolution (sorta like rennies) is to put on some weight. At least I know that by doing that, I can have the necessary requirements to help my family when they need me the most. The weight thing will involve this medicine to make me hungry (viternum, I though you might want to check that out ren, since medicine and all) and going to the gym.
As for other matters, neto beat me to the punch in writing a review for garden state. It is a very good movie. I downloaded it (don’t worry mr braff, I already deleted it) (sorta) and saw it like on the second week of December. But I never went around to write a review. Neto did a good job on that. So thank you neto. Thank you.
But there are other things to check out too. I bought dodgeball, which most of us have seen. Its freakin hilarious. And for those die hard chuck Norris fans, he makes a cameo!
Another good movie I got as a gift was napoleon dynamite. It is great in its own geeky ways. It’s a dork movie, dorks will know what he says and means. And I believe the setting is in the eighties with nineties music. Either that or rural America has long ways to go. Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! (copyrighted by rennie with no affiliation to stopclownporn.org)
I also just ordered my sin city comics from amazon, in hopes that thyey don’t ruin the storyline for the movie. Yes! Frank millers epic pulp violence/sex/drugs/revenge/psycho prone comic is hitting the big screen. You guys should check out the trailer here. Jessica alba and all the other girls look hot. Plus the storyline is really good. Lets say you like pulp fiction per se, but with a more of a comic book twist with unforgettable characters (try and find info on the yellow dude, hes fucking nuts) you will enjoy it.
Im also kind of pissed they remade willy wonka and the chocolate factory. I like Johnny depp. And I like tim burton. But jebus fucking Christ man! Fucking tim burton! Stop making remakes and ruin perfectly good movies! I had enough of george lucas changing some shots for the star wars original trilogy and now this fucker is trying to rape my infancy in a whole new way! Fuck you asshole!
Either way im gonna end up seeing it.
Also avoid going to see the “darkness” it sucks. The storyline sucks. Character development sucks. The whole thing sucked ass.
But you know what made up for it. The fact that I watched “the life aquatic”. Its wes Anderson,. He writes well sometimes. But this is a really good movie. You guys should see it. Its like royal tenenbaums goes Hawaiian. I wont tell much about the storyline. I will just say its very very very very good.
Well my two fingers whom which I type have gone to sleep. So I will quit here. I’ll post sometime soon.
Take care and have a happy new year.
cheers.

I miss fredo

that's kinda gay of me isn't it?

well if it isn't, i'm sure this is



all I can say is that that was a mistake and nothing more. So I'm sitting here, kind of bored, watching Harry Potter, man that hermione is hot. I'm a little tired, i just ate some pork, I hope everyone's happy about that. Anyway, only one more week until I have to go back to kingsville' there are a few things that I'm hoping happens. One is that I get hired at the natural toxins research center. I really need a job, and I for once would like to have a job that I enjoy doing. And I really enjoy working there.
Another thing is the new years resolution, I am going to do the same one I do every year. That is that I want to get a six pack. I never do, it's practicly fucking impossible, the closest I have ever been is a four pack, but I guess I have to keep trying. I want that damn six pack, and this time I think I am actually gonna get it. Just because.
Carlos, don't be so bent out of shape, about the crappy paycheck, I always told you they were dicks.