Real Personal Ad...
The following is a real personal ad found in Craiglist. I found it on another blog and am now sharing it with you fine folk. I don't know how true this ad is because anyone can post anonymously on this site but its pretty funny.
Father? Just call me Daddy!
Saw you in the audience on Sunday matinee at Christ the Redeemer in San Pablo. You: Sandy brown hair, pouty lips and look of advanced sexual knowing in your eyes. (Were those for me? ;)
Couldn't you guess why it took me so long to step out from behind my podium?
If you interested in a VERY DISCREET (I really can't emphasize that enough) encounter with an older, quasi-religious gentleman please let me know or just fill out one of the applications for altar boy in the main office after service.
Remember, it's not a sin to call out God's name in the presence of a priest ;)
Other ways to contact poster:
after mass, 3rd row pews.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around Confessional
Father? Just call me Daddy!
Saw you in the audience on Sunday matinee at Christ the Redeemer in San Pablo. You: Sandy brown hair, pouty lips and look of advanced sexual knowing in your eyes. (Were those for me? ;)
Couldn't you guess why it took me so long to step out from behind my podium?
If you interested in a VERY DISCREET (I really can't emphasize that enough) encounter with an older, quasi-religious gentleman please let me know or just fill out one of the applications for altar boy in the main office after service.
Remember, it's not a sin to call out God's name in the presence of a priest ;)
Other ways to contact poster:
after mass, 3rd row pews.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around Confessional
posted by Oscar at 1:48 AM
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