Sometime in the near( or far) future I plan on buying a next-gen console. My problem, and a huge problem at that is that I still cannot decide what console to obtain. The PS3 is completely out of the question due to the overall douchebagerry that comes with it. People who bought it are douchebags (exceptions are joey and carl), people who designed it are douche bags, and people who even support blu-ray are douchebags. Fuck you Disney. So basically my conflict is between the Xbox 360 and the Wii. I love both systems equally, but for entirely different reasons...well not really...they both just have really awesome games. Another thing is that both have serious flaws.
Let us begin:
The wii has a lot of things going for it, I mean, Super Mario Galaxy has come out and has been revered as one of the best games of the year. We also have Resident Evil 4 which has been rereleased (hehe, rere) on the Wii, paper mario, Metroid prime 3 corruption, Zack and Wiki, Medal of honor: Heroes 2, and countless virtual console games.
Guitar Hero III has also come out for the Wii but that has also come out for the Xbox.
Now, the Xbox has a lot of things going for it too, most notably, one game, which stands above all others right now, Assasins Creed. I've been following this game's progress since it was first moved from the PS3. It also helped that they put that slutty Jade Raymond ho to be the spokeswoman for the game.

This game looks so fucking amazing, the things you could do on this game look fucking amazing, the world looks fucking awesome, and the fact that you can interact with almost all of it is amazing. The Xbox also has a lot of games going for it as well. Such as the Orange Box, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Rainbow Six: Vegas, and Eternal Sonata. Also if any of you fuckers mention Halo 3 I will personally go to your apartment and rip off your larynx. I fucking hate Halo.
Anyway, both the Wii and the 360 have serious flaws, as mentioned.
The Xbox has some weird thing going on with its graphics. I don't know if I need to buy the Xbox 360 Elite which costs 500 dollars to get good graphics, or do I get good graphics with the core system that is worth 250? Another thing is all or most of the games for the 360 are a bunch of FPS's and crappy EA sports games. First of all I haaate FPSs on console. I haven't played many FPS on a console in a while, but generally, when I do, its still the same experience. The controls suck, the movement is boring and slow, and its generally a shitty experience that I don't want to play. Also, a lot of the great games for the xbox are pretty much better games for the PC, bioshock, Orange Box, Call of Duty, can be played on the PC and I don't have to worry about the shitty FPS on Console experience.
My problem with Wii is its games. A lot of third party developers claim to be excited about the wii, yet, none of the games that have come out for it, save a substantial first party games, are that good. A lot of them are either gimicky or a bunch of minigames. Granted some of the minigame...er..games are alright and pretty damn fun. They can get tired and boring afterwards. I need something i can enjoy and can continue to enjoy, not something that only speaks to the "casual gamer" or whateverthefuck.
Anyway, someone help me choose what to get, because I can't decide.