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Thursday, November 01, 2007

My list of unethical lying douchenozzles

here is an abridged not to detailed list of people who i consider dishonest douchebags.

Glenn Beck- Earlier in his show, he blamed the new GI Joe movie as "indoctrinating our kids" to hate america. He also said that things like the Cross should be hailed as a symbol as america. What an asshole

Mancow- God the things this douche says, he actually called for an assasination of Ahmadinejad, sure I don't like the Iranian president but what an idiotic thing to say of magnificnet proportions. First of all Mandouche, Comparing Hitler, Castro, and Mahmoud is IMPOSSIBLE. Hitler killed 6 million jews, Castro, saved his country even in an embargo from the US, mahmoud, DOES NOT HAVE WMD's, and wants Nuclear power.

Rush Limbaugh- Its fucking Rush Limbaugh, enough said.

Tucker Carlson- he's only slightly douchey, he claims to be a libertarian but defends the republicans and the religious right at every turn.

Ann Coulter- Ann Coulter hates the jews, wants to "perfect them". She doesn't believe in the freedom of religion, in fact, she's in the pocket of the evangelicals. she's a cunt.

Sean Hannity- Every time someone from the democratic party does something slightly "unpatriotic" to his standards hannity makes such a big deal about it his patriotism boner lasts for more than 72 hours. This Halliburton lap-dog, spends his whole time trying to bring down the democratic party by calling them names and using made up "evidence" that has been either disproved or just doesn't exist.

Bill O'Reilly- God knows this man never shuts up. He's always pulling shit out of his ass, he thinks the harry potter books are indoctrinating our kids towards "tolerance of homosexuals". He's a racist and a bigot.

Fox noise Channel- When they don't have their mouth around Bush's penis, they're making shit up like "Did the terrorists cause the fires in california?" Yes you dumbasses, terrorist are also behind Katrina, and the Tornadoes in Kansas. Run for your lives! Terrorists have superpowers!

3 Comments:

Blogger Sacrilege said...

There is a certain sadness, not in the fact that these guys are in fact idiots, but in their relative ratings - which are outstanding.

Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, even Glenn Beck, have very high ratings. So, despite their constant barrage of BS, they succeed.

It disgusts me that so many people not only watch these no-talent assclowns, but actually believe them. I've heard O'Reilly talking points repeated many times over where I work and it horrifies me.

America is desperate for knowledge and listening to the church, to the media (run by the people working to keep us ignorant), and to the media icons that these institutions produce is a sure-fire key to ejecting ourselves back into a social dark age.

The downward spiral is here, and millions are gladly walking it to the bitter end.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Cronus said...

While millions are walking it to the bitter end. The rest are writing about it on the internet. OHHhhh

Wammm ushhhhhhhhhhh

Im bored and slightly hypur

eat milk

gtg bye

11:00 PM  
Blogger ingenium said...

I would say that's an unfair description of "the rest of us". Seeing as I am "walking it to the bitter end" AND writing about it on the internet.

12:27 PM  

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