Iraqi/Kitchen Nightmares

I have learnt about what is the best way to solve the Iraq war crisis. Don’t stop reading, it gets good.
For years now, we have been having trouble dealing with this problem of the Iraqi government and how they can’t handle their police or their own people. We have Shiites and Sunnis blowing each other up, and noone stopping them. Well everyone I have found our solution and savior.



Gordon Ramsay.



Gordon Ramsay owns 12 succesful restaurants in the UK and in the United States. I used to think he was a douchebag because all I saw was clips of him yelling at people in his kitchen and making them cry and apparently that seemed to pass off as good television for fox. But lately they decided to come up with this great show called “Kitchen Nightmares” where Gordon Ramsay goes to some poor shmuck’s restaurant that’s on the verge of closing, screams at them for being disappointments, and then saves them from their utter cave in. So here’s my idea: “Iraqi Nightmares” Gordon Ramsay heards out to Iraq to yell at Nouri al Maliki for being a disappointment and a fake. Then, Gordon Ramsay’s team of designers and chefs turn Iraq into a Steakhouse. Brilliant!