One thing PC Users can do that Mac users can't...
Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It's because of all the calories they burn because they can't shut the fuck up about how great their Macs are. What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there's another asshole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple's marketing campaign, like "it just works." I have the following rebuttals to this argument:
1. If everything on a Mac just works, then why does a website called "Mac fix it" exist, assholes? Here are a few choice topics on macfixitforums.com:
-Login window stuck!
-lower caSe "S" key not working!!
-Menu bar keeps flashing
-I can't drag and drop!
Waaaah, boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass. Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all, which leads me to my second point:
2. Fuck you.
I don't know why Mac users get so defensive when you call them idiots. I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on. Hell, most Mac users can't even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a simian and hog shit:
Stupid user base aside, I will never own a Mac. It's not so much that I'm a PC loyalist. I'm not. It's that I'm not stylish enough to own one. Most iPod commercials feature guys with long hair, chicks roller skating, and guys wearing fedoras. I have weight issues, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store. I feel like in order to have a Mac, I need to be:
# An artist.
# In a band.
# Unemployed.
After the recent Apple conference, Mac fans were elated. One person was quoted as saying "I've had a Macintosh now for a total of 35 days, and I'm really excited to be part of the Mac community." Part of the Mac community? It's a computer, not a social movement, asshole! I feel like Apple is not just selling computers, they're selling a way of life, and I'm not ready to be that heavily invested in a product that inspires such douchiness.
posted by ingenium at 7:25 AM
3 Comments:
did you fall on you ipod and it went straight up your rectum?
lol
well yeah i hate mac fanboys too and i own one. mac is great, doesnt have all the capabilities and programs a pc (namely windows) has but they are overall nice machines.
they do have a reliable os and have a good life expectancy, since i am still using the same one you guys knew me with and it works fantastic.
what mac fanboy need to learn is to operate their own system before running their mouths about shit they dont even know.
so yes i back you up, while still stating that the device and os is well balanced.
cheers
As a guy who used to despise Mac OS and Windows, I partly understand your frustrations. I used Linux and Unix for a long time with Windows on a side partition for the small number of games that I couldn't force to run emulated on Linux.
Nowadays, I use a Mac (still have a Linux partition and a Windows partition). I can't remember the last time I needed to go to either the XP partition or the Linux partition.
Do some people over do it? Certainly. Does Mac Tiger work better then XP? Certainly. It's more stable, more flexible, and more efficient with its use of resources. Do I understand why a lot of people still use Windows? Yes, compatibility - Windows has pushed very heavily to keep a large number of program developments Windows exclusive.
Does it bother me that you use Windows? Not at all.
Do I prefer using a Mac? Definately.
where should i begin...
1. Apple Lovers ... FUCK YOU
2. PC Lovers ... FUCK YOU
3. People who just want a box that has internet ... your ok.
4. Rennie i luved your post
5. Who is sacrilege?
6. Im moving to Fort Worth Yay
7. Final comment: eat Milk
Gtg bye
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