Finally there is a cure for homosexuality

Yes, there is a cure for homosexuality, and no, it does not require violence. It is an actual cure, by which you too, and I am looking at you, so you too can finally enjoy the life of a normal straight man.

http://www.hetracil.com/index.html

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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=37305643&Mytoken=F245E9F4-3CDA-4C3E-A556DBC391FA2FD3193120656 <------ there you go ren...

also fredo, i like that green logo, but what's the little sign on top of my name...

NATO hi how are you

carlos and cheko, once again electrical engineering saves the day I GOT MY HEADPHONES BACKKKKKK !!! THEY'RE AWESOME marcus fixed'em

joey, i don't have to translate this

renaldo by the way i like that fucking post of pwned, likey likey

everyone else: FUCK YOU

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My brother's blood machine

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=37305643&Mytoken=F245E9F4-3CDA-4C3E-A556DBC391FA2FD3193120656

New Prize Fighter Inferno songs.

for the uninformed, PFI is Claudio's long time side project,

I am very excited.

if someone could put this as a link because computer in teh lab blows.

more logos::...

due to the fact that checo hates the "bolitas" and i am fucking bored. here you go, new logos i came up with.
lemme know any ideas.

cheers

:( (but his way of thinking is the way things should be done)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4392964.stm

its the way I think things should be done too.

bah, fucking texans

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051109/NEWS06/511090459/1012

redesigned logo++::...

i am still bored, but i redesigned (half-assed) the dianosis logo. lemme know if you like the 80ish rockish greenish nature of it.

cheers

lets talk about pwning for a minute

We all have been talking about how we need the neto signal for ultimate pwnage. But what does "pwning" actually mean?

Well, wikipedia, defines pwning as "used by the Internet gaming subculture, means to beat or dominate an opponent (pwned can mean "to be made a fool of")."

This is generally can be applied to neto since he has made us all look like fools. E.g.,

"Rennie: I hate superman, because all he has is superpowers
Neto: Rennie that's the stupidest argument you've ever said"

....Pwnt.

Past tenses of pwn are pwned, pwnd, pwn'd, pwnt.

The origins of the word trace back to online gaming, some say it begins even at Quake, where a highly skilled player would misspell "owned" with "pwned" and less skilled players started adopting it as well.

another origin could be in a real time strategy game where(either Warcraft II or StarCraft) where someone would make a custom map, where losing players would see a special message, however, instead of players seeing "YOU WERE OWNED", the typo resulted in "YOU WERE PWNED", it is said that the word originated from this one hapless misspelling.

another theory states that it began from the origins of C++ programing language. The 'C Programming Language' was given its name as the next letter after an even earlier 'B'. 'C++' was the name given to the next iterative revision of C, an inside programming joke whereby '++' increases the referent (in this case C) by a value of 1. By the same logic [with the letter 'p' acting as a '++'], the word pwn represents own incremented by a value of 1.

tune in next week when I discuss WTF OMFG and its new derivative...OMFA.

the neto-signal++::....

The “Neto-Signal” is our official distinct signal, to well, signal Neto whenever an argument has become retarded or way too emo. This signal is only to be used whenever pure ownage is required to end an argument in the most fashionable of ways (i.e. Neto pwning us all). The Neto-Signal will be added just under the “pic of the week”, so you can just tag it and let Neto proceed.
And please, just like the bat signal, don’t play with it.
cheers

we have had enough::...

its time to turn on the legendary neto signal, in order for his great tongue to demolish the argument and put an end to this.
neto go to the student athletes post, and let us drool in your knowledge.

cheers

If Only He Had Done This Earlier...

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/11/05/bush.ethics/index.html


I wonder if they cover why war is bad.

student-athletes::...

Ok, so at first glance I always thought athletes in this university have no brain. Now I am assured that they in fact have no brain.
Now here at work we have the lost and found cabinet, and in it I found an almost empty notebook that I intend to keep. Inside it, I found the GPA of one of our athletes. And its no surprise that it’s lower than a 2.0 and according to its attached transcript and letters he is not on academic probation. Strange isn’t it?
Furthermore here is a direct copy of the letter that was inside with the transcripts by a woman named Leslie Schuemann and a guy called Jason Henderson directed to all faculty advisors:
“Attached are the transcripts, degree plan and advising sheet for the student athlete. Please advise the student-athlete during early registration for Spring 2006. if the student-athlete has reached the fifth semester and does not have a degree plan, please assist the student-athlete in obtaining a degree plan and returning it to this office. NCAA guidelines require each student-athlete to complete a minimum of twenty-four degree accountable hours a year. Your advising expertise is needed to ensure this regulation is met. Thank you for your assistance and if you have any other questions you can reach is at extension 2500.”
(For all you spammers and whatnot, their phones are 361-593-2500 and their fax is 361-593-3488)
I mean, the “student-athlete” a word they mention like fucking 5000 times, is so mentally challenged, (ok fuck it, retarded, probably still in its anal stage) that he needs the university to hook him up with a major, financial aid and an advisor so that he can continue being a failure. Yet in this university failures are paid to go to college.
Which brings me to my debate of, why are athletes treated as gods when they do nothing for the benefit of humanity. They are just a placebo to forget about how fucked the world is, and yet they are overpaid and uneducated and take away the chance that someone smart and who really needs money to go to college away.
I say fuck their privileges, its not as if they’re doing research. To me they’re just a bunch of steroid pushing assholes who think they’re superior for handling a ball. Monkeys handle balls, and at the same time, distinguish shapes and can play monopoly. I prefer monkeys, its just me. Monkey.
cheers

The Philosopher Factory...

I think it sucks that we don't have any famous philosophers these days. I think the reason is that philosophy doesn't pay well. It doesn't really pay anything at all. Which causes that the only people who ever enter philosophy majors are guys and girls who have some kind of other source of money almost assured. And those who don't are usually starving after they graduate unless they pick some other career as a minor. This cannot be good for philosophy. There is no way we could be getting the wide range of views on the philosophical spectrum when we are getting it from people who eat with a silver spoon or from people who don't really eat. That is why I have a solution. I think there should be a philosophy factory.

The philosophy factory would hire philosophy majors and put them to work building simple machines that are now built by the blind and the retarded (let them take a break...its not like they really know what they are doing). We also tape a tape recorder to their heads thus we record everything they say. So we have them build clocks and record their thoughts on philosophy. For this they will be paid a little more than the blind and retarded plus if they come up with some genius work it will be published and get most of the royalties (the owner of the factory has to keep something to keep the factory running).

I think this would be a good idea that would change the face of philosophy and it won't really change anything in the way clocks are built. In fact if you enter one of those retarded clock making factories now it would look a lot like my vision. Some people making clocks and mumbling.

Proof that the manager of Wells Fargo is an idiot.

Here is an excerpt of what goes through the mind of the manager of Well's Fargo, here in Kingsville, Texas.

"Aaaaah, such a beautiful day, The sun is shining, The wind blows a nice, cool breeze, and I was able to get eight full hours of sleep. I surely hope I can show my appreciation of this day by making my clients' in the bank lives much more difficult. Where should I begin?

Well we have only one bank in the city, so we're already a pretty big inconvenience, especially around lunchtime, when everybody and their mothers comes in, and I decide to give a lunchbreak to all but two of my tellers. I couldn't possibly give them a lunch break an hour in advance or an hour after.

OH another idea just krept up inside my transient thoughts! SET UP ANOTHER ATM! Now, this seems like i'm actually benefitting my clients, but it will actually be a stupid move when I put it RIGHT NEXT to my other ATM. Yes, and where is my first ATM? well right next to the bank! So now, instead of having two ATM's in convenient locations around the town, I have two ATM's right next to the bank....Yes I've really done it this time, I'll make it to state manager in no time(note: given Wells Fargo's policies, I think he will). But For now, I should start thinking up new and exciting ways to make my client's lives more difficult, Maybe a third ATM right in between the two ATM's, or close even earlier than Four pm, I could always close at two. "

I've tasted nothingness!

No, this is not some emo post...

Ok, those of you who know me, know that I work at a lab. doing weird experimentations with nature. Now, in order for our experiments to reach fruition, we need one integral supply. And that is a product known as Millipore water. So what exactly is millipore water? Well, there is water, distilled water, double distilled water, deionized water, and finally, millipore water (which isn't quadruple distilled, I asked, I have no idea how clean it is, but trust me, its really fucking pure).
Now, one thing that has boggled my mind, is, what does millipore water taste like? So I proceeded to ask a professor, She said she didn't know, but she gave me guidelines into finding out.

1. If i plan on drinking it, I can't put it i a container,because then the water will absorb the minerals of the container, and then I will be tasting the minerals of the container. So its straight from distillationg to my mouth.

2. I have to be very careful, because, if my lips touch the distillation hose, I've contaminated the hose, and no longer will the water be pure. So I have to let it fall into my mouth.

Now, luckily, in my lab, we actually have one of these machines that provides Millipore water, oh lucky me! Here's a good example as to what the contraption looks like...


So, I krept up to the machine, looked both ways and behind me, to make sure noone saw me, turned on the machine, got under the nozzle, turned it on, and proceeded to drink water that tasted like nothingness.

I must say, Nothingness is pretty disgusting, It doesn't taste like air, air actually does have a taste, believe it or not. It's hard to explain how nothingness tastes like, but it wasn't the taste that was disgusting, it was the consistency....zing!

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1. why does it matter anyway... when i go to the store the last thing i check is if the things are to the left or to the right of something...
2. now that i know this i will question things to the left to a manager when they're to the left and see if they have the same system of putting things on a shelf...
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that was going to be my comment for "coffee talk" posted by neto...however due to the fact that i can never post shit 'cause it asks me for my everything and then to write the letters that appear below and then for my everything again and then the stupid letter... anyway it pisses me off therefore i am doing this...

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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i was going to leave that as it is, however i found out how you must do it to leave a comment... one must sign in to blogger.com leave the window open and then post the comment and then that piece of shit will leave you alone...

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