Proof that the manager of Wells Fargo is an idiot.

Here is an excerpt of what goes through the mind of the manager of Well's Fargo, here in Kingsville, Texas.

"Aaaaah, such a beautiful day, The sun is shining, The wind blows a nice, cool breeze, and I was able to get eight full hours of sleep. I surely hope I can show my appreciation of this day by making my clients' in the bank lives much more difficult. Where should I begin?

Well we have only one bank in the city, so we're already a pretty big inconvenience, especially around lunchtime, when everybody and their mothers comes in, and I decide to give a lunchbreak to all but two of my tellers. I couldn't possibly give them a lunch break an hour in advance or an hour after.

OH another idea just krept up inside my transient thoughts! SET UP ANOTHER ATM! Now, this seems like i'm actually benefitting my clients, but it will actually be a stupid move when I put it RIGHT NEXT to my other ATM. Yes, and where is my first ATM? well right next to the bank! So now, instead of having two ATM's in convenient locations around the town, I have two ATM's right next to the bank....Yes I've really done it this time, I'll make it to state manager in no time(note: given Wells Fargo's policies, I think he will). But For now, I should start thinking up new and exciting ways to make my client's lives more difficult, Maybe a third ATM right in between the two ATM's, or close even earlier than Four pm, I could always close at two. "