I've tasted nothingness!
No, this is not some emo post...
Ok, those of you who know me, know that I work at a lab. doing weird experimentations with nature. Now, in order for our experiments to reach fruition, we need one integral supply. And that is a product known as Millipore water. So what exactly is millipore water? Well, there is water, distilled water, double distilled water, deionized water, and finally, millipore water (which isn't quadruple distilled, I asked, I have no idea how clean it is, but trust me, its really fucking pure).
Now, one thing that has boggled my mind, is, what does millipore water taste like? So I proceeded to ask a professor, She said she didn't know, but she gave me guidelines into finding out.
1. If i plan on drinking it, I can't put it i a container,because then the water will absorb the minerals of the container, and then I will be tasting the minerals of the container. So its straight from distillationg to my mouth.
2. I have to be very careful, because, if my lips touch the distillation hose, I've contaminated the hose, and no longer will the water be pure. So I have to let it fall into my mouth.
Now, luckily, in my lab, we actually have one of these machines that provides Millipore water, oh lucky me! Here's a good example as to what the contraption looks like...
So, I krept up to the machine, looked both ways and behind me, to make sure noone saw me, turned on the machine, got under the nozzle, turned it on, and proceeded to drink water that tasted like nothingness.
I must say, Nothingness is pretty disgusting, It doesn't taste like air, air actually does have a taste, believe it or not. It's hard to explain how nothingness tastes like, but it wasn't the taste that was disgusting, it was the consistency....zing!
Ok, those of you who know me, know that I work at a lab. doing weird experimentations with nature. Now, in order for our experiments to reach fruition, we need one integral supply. And that is a product known as Millipore water. So what exactly is millipore water? Well, there is water, distilled water, double distilled water, deionized water, and finally, millipore water (which isn't quadruple distilled, I asked, I have no idea how clean it is, but trust me, its really fucking pure).
Now, one thing that has boggled my mind, is, what does millipore water taste like? So I proceeded to ask a professor, She said she didn't know, but she gave me guidelines into finding out.
1. If i plan on drinking it, I can't put it i a container,because then the water will absorb the minerals of the container, and then I will be tasting the minerals of the container. So its straight from distillationg to my mouth.
2. I have to be very careful, because, if my lips touch the distillation hose, I've contaminated the hose, and no longer will the water be pure. So I have to let it fall into my mouth.
Now, luckily, in my lab, we actually have one of these machines that provides Millipore water, oh lucky me! Here's a good example as to what the contraption looks like...
So, I krept up to the machine, looked both ways and behind me, to make sure noone saw me, turned on the machine, got under the nozzle, turned it on, and proceeded to drink water that tasted like nothingness.
I must say, Nothingness is pretty disgusting, It doesn't taste like air, air actually does have a taste, believe it or not. It's hard to explain how nothingness tastes like, but it wasn't the taste that was disgusting, it was the consistency....zing!
posted by ingenium at 11:56 PM
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