a Brief yet triumphant story

So today I looked up at a thousand falling skies, and I decided to head out before the sun went all bright eyes against me, and headed out to Defiance, ohio. Pretty soon, my Friend, Elliot, met up with me and we all decided to head out to the Postal Service, we were ready to deliver our letter from autumn to ashes when we noticed that one guy was writing a letter titled "the plot to blow up the eiffel tower", well we clearly new that that this man was a little "Richard Cheese" if ya know what i'm sayin, and we decided to head out in a Rush. After that we met up with La Lupita who just so happened to be My chemical romance, after that, we called up the Bandits of the acoustic revolution and all hooked up and took a death cab for cutie to the acquarium to catch Bear vs. sharks, minus the bear. after that, elliot and the bandits went all Desaparecidos on me and it was just just la lupita and me. At the fifth hour hero, though, she decides to break up with me, right then and there, I was jack's broken heart. Which sucked too because I considered her my muse. But it doesn't matter because that very same green day, I met some girls, but one stood out, her name was moneen, and she made me go jud jud all over the place. we headed out to Cafe tacuba, where in a lottery we won los fabulos cadilacs (some fabulous cadillacs), after winning we headed out for a silent drive, I didn't want to not say anything so I asked her about herself. Apparently she's a technology freak because she said she needs machines, and says she loves hot water music while in her bathtub. After long hours of talking I decided that I had bad brains and I just went for it and our lips converged. she accepted and we continued. After the kiss, I was so happy I could hear bells in my head giving tunes for bears to dance to. We stopped by the zero 7 when six angry midgets kicked me in the shins, I didn't care, moneen used some weerd science and made it all better. Finally we met up with Coheed and Cambria, sold off the cadillacs and bought some small brown bikes and headed off to brazil at the rise of the sun on thursday

What's next? /toilet ...

FROM WIRED:

Demonstrating a deep understanding of what its computer-gaming audience wants, Sony has built the ability to order pizza into its latest online multiplayer game.

Type the command "/pizza" while playing Everquest II, a fantasy game with 330,000 active players, and get the Pizza Hut website, where you can place orders for delivery.

Sony (SNE) plans to integrate the pizza function more tightly into the game, so players can charge pizza to their monthly game subscription bill.

Though the new pizza feature might satisfy appetites, caution is required as the game doesn't pause while you're ordering.

la nave

la nave
de Renato Regalado


my lips are trembling
to long for yet another
my voice of falling
but i'm blocked by her lover

connection was lost
lost in the transmission
don't know at what cost
hadn't felt the transition

la nave desaparece
no tengo ni un remedio
my dream has fawned
in favor of her presence
my voice at dawn
speaks only of her essence
equivocal deceit towards
myself full of hope
pushing me forwards
sorrow and woe.

out on black skies
long as it seems
I cannot stay besides
her cold, trembling eyes,

to consider keeping her warm
is an idea only i can dream
i will not do her harm
but love her only as it seems

la nave desaparece
no tengo ni un remedio
my dream has fawned
in favor of her presence
my voice at dawn
speaks only of her essence
equivocal deceit towards
myself full of hope
pushing me forwards
sorrow and woe.

I'm Not Touching That Thing....

Boy if I had a nickel for every time I heard that one.

Retention Rate

At yesterdays inservice, which Checo and I attended we sat down with President Juarez, Dean Bravermen, and Tom Jackson. A topic of conversations which seemed to have been very important to them was, how to increase the retentinon rate of Tamuk. Plz post any ideas you may have, i personally am going to make surveys which i will distribute to each RA accordinlgy and in turn each Resident for each to fill respectivly. I will then procced to gather up the information and submit this to Dean of students. This can include anything this University is missing which could entice students to stay. Ty gtg bye

For all us frustrated folk

http://www.whackyourboss.com/

Have fun!!!

bored

I would just like to share with the world that the cieling in the office has 1...2...3...4...5...6...7..8.. yup 108 tiles!!!!!

Todller Infamcy around Gastly Years

Dreams amiss the light
Nights enganged in fright
Denial of cheer
Exstacy of fear

Lost tommorow
Hearts above

............. and now friends started so im watching that gtg bye

what to give up for lent

I have decided to give up life for lent. I will drink a potion that will make me dead for forty days tonight. Why? cuz i can't quit anything else.

old pic from my modeling days

:P

what we ask of them.

We want a band that plays loud and hard every night
That doesn't care how many people are counted at the door
That would travel one million miles and ask for nothing more than a plate of food and a place to rest
They'd strike chords that cut like a knife
It would mean so much more than t-shirts or a ticket stub
They'd stop at nothing short of a massacre
Everyone would leave with the memory that there was no place else in the world
And this was where they always belonged
We would dance like no one was watching
With one fist in the air
Our arena just basements and bookstores across an underground America
With this fire we could light
Just gimme a scene where the music is free
And the beer is not the life of the party
There's no need to shit talk or impress
'Cause honesty and emotion are not looked down upon
And every promise that's made and bragged
is meant if not kept
We'd do it all because we have to, not because we know why
Beyond a gender, race, and class, we could find what really holds us back
Let's make everybody sing
That they are the beginning and ending of everything
That we all are stronger than everything they taught us that we should fear

more jesus humor

now i'm going to hell.

Forbidden Capacitor of lesbian resistance denied by INDUCTORS

Say your prayer dont forget my son to include everyone. Tuck you in one within keep you free from CHECO, till the fag is gone. Sleep with one eye open, dont know whyyy exit light enter night take my hand and off to anal anal land. Somethings wrong shut the light heavy thoughts tonight in the arm of CHECO. Drink some jizz drink some leakage dreams of dragons fire and the things it will hide. SLeep with one eye open dont know why exit light enter night take my hand and off too anal anal land.

IM REALLY REALLY BORED.

NOw for my intellectual thoughts.

HOw to you spell chanpiñones?????

and for a joke.

Oye jotito que se ha muerto richard simons

Donde Donde :0 !!!!!!

Coño Voltea :)

On some nights baby theres a camel running around naked yelling "glorified chinese midgits @ churc on wednesday praying to franchise owners.

Neto, brought out the GUILT Asshole

So i decided to start working on the apparently apprent blog again and have come to the conclusion about what im gonna do with the pictures page. See orginally the idea was that many many pictures of all the times we got together would be a great idea, and indeed it is. Now the problem in lies in the fact that thats a pain in the ass and requiers more work than im willing to devote to it. So instead of throwing the idea away i got another. If you want a picture posted on the pictures page. Send it to my email, this hopefully will considerbly lesson the amount of pictures on this page. If you guyz want within the pictures page i can make differnant hypur links leading to yoru own personal page which you urself can make on word or something of the sort. Hows that idea??? its alot less work on me etc.... Anywho Penguin send a picture of Eira to checo so he can make her a southpark picture too. Anywho, as to my response to Netos debate, i dont see what the problem is either. EVERYBODY knows there are differances between women and men. I have come to accept this. Personally the opinion of a jumpy dike doesnt stir any concern in my part. As far as im concerened this is another political correctness or shall i say bullshit issue. blah blah blah People should stop getting insulted b/c somebody else has an opinion, and in this case not even a opinion but a statiscally proven fact. NOW let me clarify NOT ALL MEN are better engineers, just most:) THIS DOESN MEAN A WOMEN CANT DO THE SAME. GTG BYE

Oh God

Dianosis

OOOHHHH!!!!!
0H 0H 0H 0000000000000HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Oh MY GOOOD
HOLY SHIT
OOOOOOHHH!!!
OOOOOOHHHH
OHHHH
OOOHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

SOMEBODY FUCKING FARTED AT THE COMPUTER ROOM AT SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS SUCKS

Ziplocs are cool

Dianosis

Anyway I think the police officers in your campus are way better than the one´s in monterrey. You see over here you don´t get tickets, you pay the officers. And they stop you even if you didn´t do anything wrong. On the other hand it IS a lot cheaper. And instead of ziplocks they can use rocks. Yeah rocks just like the flintstones. I´m pretty sure those things last longer than ziplocs. Just like those indians from texas "dammit it´s humid in August".

Anyway, i´m bored


ooooooooohhh cheetos......

Mo’ monies, no’ parking

So what the hell is up with sperm whales? 42? Being ripped like Jesus (RRRRRRRRRipped!)? And the newer and stupider forms of charging for tickets on campus?
Well the problem is as follows: the people at the police department are in some sort of trouble in more than a few things. Here’s my take on it:
a) They’re fat. Yes, most of our taskforce is fat and could not chase a quadriplegic turtle on an upward street if they had to. Maybe with that money they could go onto a fitness program instead of driving they’re happy fat asses to corpus to raid kryspy kreme with they’re fifty dollar fines for any little reason they can think of. And the other cops (the non fat ones) are just a few seconds away from death. They smell like rotten almonds and look like an autistic Ronald Reagan.
b) They spend the money on Ziploc bags. As astounding as it may sound, its true. I saw the other day that during the rain, they now put tickets in Ziplocs, and well, as you can imagine, with Ziplocs brand of waterproof bags, the ticket is kept fresh and dry even thru the harshest of conditions. Now I know where tamales’s money went. Ziplocs!
c) The ordering of new tickets. Well duh! Fucking morons, seriously, do they think the tickets are free? Now with that money they get from fines, goes to order new and improved tickets. Yay.
d) They’re not ripped like Jesus. RRRRRRRRipped!
e) The improvement on technology for the new ticket system. That’s on the previous issue of the south Texan. I have no prepared sarcasm for the level of stupidity exemplified in what the police department said that they do. They use the money from the new fines to order better equipment to make fines. THEY USE THE MONEY FROM THE NEW FINES TO ORDER BETTER EQUIPMENT TO MAKE FINES.
Now here is a small piece of my mind, so please, bear with it for a few moments:
- What the fuck is up with the Ziplocs? Seriously, what the fuck? You’re charging fifty dollars a ticket just so you can put it on a Ziploc? Is that were other peoples money is going to?
- Instead of keeping the money to buy Ziplocs, maybe you can use it to cover the holes that are all over the campus parking spots. Believe, now that you earn $50 instead of $20 you can afford something that is better than sand.
- You could also instead of scouring the fucking school looking for people whom to rob their money for a stupid permit; you can try to start installing surveillance on buildings where they steal shit.
- Not only that, you can also try to do better investigations, instead of staying in a place supposedly doing an investigation. You’re getting paid to keep shit from disappearing. The least you could do is to seriously undergo an investigation, or to patrol the university at all times as to discourage stealing attempts.
- You could also encourage creating less red permit parking spaces and more blue and yellow. I mean here you have at least three to four free red spaces that could be used for students that really need it. Guess it’s a wee bit too hard to notice (again no prepared sarcasm).
I really can’t finish describing the inefficiencies of this school and its lack of helping to make anything better.
Cheers.

Deprived Childhood....

I was watching this sitcom and they were playing checkers and I realized that I don't know how to really play checkers. What are the rules on jumping more than one chip? Are they called chips? What do you get if you get kinged? Is king a verb? So many questions...

Worst Movie Ever?...

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alone_in_the_dark/

This is loosley based on an old computer game. So I wonder, do crappy movies based on videogames (Mario Bros., Double Dragon, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation) make the videogame industry look worse? As games start becoming more cinematic are movies based on videogames redundant? Will a Zelda movie ever get made?

(My Answers: Probably, Probably and God I Hope So!)

Debate Starter....

So it turns out that posting is something that I feel like doing right now. So have you people heard what is happening in Harvard right now? Apparently the president of Harvard or something hypothesized that the reason there were so many more male engineering students than female engineering students in top schools was because there might be a small difference in innate ability. Well all these women had an immediate negative response to the statements (I thought "started bitching" would just cause more troubles) and now the president of Harvard is in trouble. Now I could give less than a crap about what happens to the president of Harvard but I thought this whole subject had been been done already? I mean not just in big schools are there more men than women in Engineering. Go to the engineering building in Kingsville and look around. There are lots of women yes but lots more men. Its seems plausible that an innate difficulty with math and science could be the explanation. I mean isn't that one of the reasons the SAT was changed? Weren't there a whole bunch of people saying that women statistically do worse in the math part? And why isn't it okay to state a hypothesis? I mean all the people who cried out against the prez of harvard didn't even use any facts. Just outright dismissed the argument as sexist.

Discuss.

Still Alive Barely....

I know I haven't posted in a while. And I feel guilty every single day about it. Along with every other thing I feel guilty about. Like that time I took candy from a baby. In my defense the baby was a dick. Still I know it was wrong.

You everr have one of those days when you don't feel like doing anything. Thats how I am right now. I don't feel like playing videogames, i don't feel like doing homework, I don't even feel like sleeping. The only reason I am writing this is because I realized that I could write about how I don't feel like doing anything and that would be something to write about. So what do you do when you don't feel like doing anything at all?

Drink. I wish I had alcohol ;)