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Friday, December 31, 2004

99`

wtfffffff 99 fucking dollars for checkout 11 or 12 hours wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fu fufufufufufufufuufufufufufufuufufufufuufufufufufufufuuufufu mr. t fufufufuf purple wearing spandex prick and the other queer too gtg bye

Wish Granted...

Rennie recently had a conversation with Angel while Angel had a completely different conversation with Rennie. Huge misunderstanding and laughs were had by all. Anyway the cause of this misunderstanind was VOIP phones. By now most people who like to read about technology know what this is. It basically lets you make unlimited calls anywhere in the US through broadband. Its usually cheaper than most long distance plans and easy to use. Well Angel was telling Rennie about one such service and Rennie misunderstood and thought he was talking about a cell phone that lets you do that. Well as it turns out, now there is such technology on the way. Wired News reports about a company offering you cheap unlimited cell phone calls. The problem is that you would have to pay a little extra monthly and dial extra numbers. It would basically be like using a phone card. You dial a number, that number is linked to another phone wiht whatever carrier you use (so you need to have free mobile to mobile for this to work) and then that phone is connected to a device that lets it make the VOIP call. Pretty cool, right? Phone companies are getting a little peeved about this type of thing but I think it would be pretty cool. At the very least it might make them change some of their prices. On the other hand it could lead to napster-size lawsuits. In other words, I predict big things for the future. Just watch.

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

this is a poem

a combination of a sentence broken up to form a rhythm
you are a poem
little pieces of my senses broken up to form an image.

Yes, take what neto says, everyone will enjoy Garden State, Checo will enjoy that one scene, carlos will enjoy natalie portman, angel will enjoy zach braff. I keed, I keed.

anyway I've been kinda feeling blue lately, guess its because no matter what I do here in brown town, shit just happens(and by shit i mean like shit that makes me sad). I don't know, like, if there's a girl I want to talk to i suddenly get this feeling of "what's the use?". I mean mostly because I'll be leaving in like two weeks. and the last thing I want to do is start a long distance relationship. Those suck fucking balls, no long distance relationship that I have experienced, on the inside or out, has ever worked. some have failed even before they start. So as for long distances....yeah fuck those.

I'm pretty bored, except when I'm with my friends, but i don't see my friends that much either though. either I or they have to be with family because their or my family misses them....gaaaaay. Yesterday was pretty cool though, we binged on coffee and played continental in IHOP. I'm more of a Tea man myself, but it was still awesome. I was playing with some pros though, I was second to last. then again it was the first time I ever played continental.

Good news to those who still don't know, i'm getting a cell phone! yay! it'll be with cingular so fuck you checo. get a cingular too and CONFOOOORRRRMMMM. Just tell sprint that you're leaving out of the country. they won't charge you any fee.

Can't drive for a year now, nor swim, nor lift weights, nor drink, nor smoke. which those of you who know me, know that i love doing four out of five of those things. Now i have to be all straight edge and gay.

oh well, i can't wait till jan 10th when we all go back to school and have fun.
by the way checo, the whole continental thing in gems can be pretty fun too. I just really think that we should all start taking advantage of what we have and try to have some fun in kingsville. it doesn't work being all mal humor about it. So fuck it, lets just enjoy ourselves.

well this is rennie, signing off...seacrest out.

This is an ellipsis...

I finally watched Garden State. Its a really good movie. I'm glad I bought it. It has something for everyone too. I know theres this one part that Checo will laugh his ass off even if it wasn't in the way that Zach Braff (the writer/director/star/guy from scrubs) intended. But you will laugh. And if nothing else, Carlos will like the fact that it has Natalie Portman in it. So watch it if you can. Or you can just wait till I take it to kingsville.

PS: Zach Braff has a blog. You should read it. Its pretty funny. When he posts that is.
Garden State - Zach Braff Blog

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

AntiBoredum

Well, since i like it when people post of stuff to do online. Im gonna give in my little bit. Right now it is 2:51 am and i just read the tidal wave count is at 40,000 people. A brief moment of silence please this is horrible. So far nearly half a million people. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20041228/ap_on_re_as/quake_tidal_wave if you like to read more click there.

On a lighter note, if your bored and would like to watch some hilarious videos. Fredo introduced me to a site i have no become a regular visitor of http://www.big-boys.com be careful however if you are at work for some images my be indecent, but thats only if you click on those visiting the site wont do anything.

If your a geek www.wired.com for all the geek news updates.

http://www.cingular.com to check minutes :)
http://www.sprintpcs.com if your a sprint customer and plz dont be they blow donkeys remains.

http://www.bored.com just being cute.

and now i will write a poem before i sleep

in denial of fear
of nothing to come
trust in me
fight the lust

why not question
bewildering screams
geese my remain
as sane as chains

cold and lost
humbled and sharted
plz dont hear
(i am aware that part makes no sense)

I dont know
where to hide
i dont know
where to glide

free or not
alone or not
i wont LET GO
plz dont fear

gentle call
i hold you dear
have i told you
i care enough

precious you are
i adore you from afar
nights and days
till wave meets sand

im kinda tired
plz ignore typos
im a real physco
and now im fired

Oh yeah, im glad NOBODY wants my cell phone number
:( guess im not kool enough for people to call.
I smite thee all.

hehe "the following statement is true" ..."the preeceding statement was false"

"FUCK PEARS"

never had no one that I could count onI've been let down so many timesI was tired of hurtin'So tired of searchin'Til you walked into my lifeIt was a feelin' I'd never knownAnd for the first time, I didn't feel aloneYou're more than a loverThere could never be anotherTo make me feel the way you doOh, we just get closerI fall in love all overEverytime I look at youI don't know where I'd beWithout you here with meLife with you makes perfect senseYou're my best friendYou're my best friend, oh yeahYou stand by meAnd you believe in meLike nobody ever hasWhen my world goes crazyYou're right there to save meYou make me see how much I haveAnd I still tremble when we touchAnd oh the look in your eyesWhen we make loveYou're more than a loverThere could never be anotherTo make me feel the way you doOh, we just get closerI fall in love all overEverytime I look at youI don't know where I'd beWithout you here with meLife with you makes perfect senseYou're my best friendYou're my best friendYou're more than a loverThere could never be anotherTo make me feel the way you doOh, we just get closerI fall in love all overEverytime I look at youI don't know where I'd beWithout you here with meLife with you makes perfect senseYou're my best friendYou're my best friendYou're my best friend

http://www.quoteworld.org/ kool website i justfound

http://wap.rousso.net free ringers

has anybody seen this person

cuz i miss her :)
gtg bye and goodnight

Monday, December 27, 2004

That rennie and his crazy ideas

Well here I am, the day that I get a second seizure. I just want to say that I am ok, so checo don't worry. now there are a few things that I must say. One, I am no longer vegetarian. This sucks, I really wanted to be, and I was doing fine until recent events. The doctor had said that it was probably because of malnutrition. Which by the way is one of the same reasons why we think it happened the first time. He also said that it happened because of lack of sleep, yet another coincidence. So basically, I have to sleep a lot, and I have to eat meat, chicken, fish, and all that other good stuff that I gave up. Well such is life. Sorry cows, but my health is on the line. So goodbye.

Vegeterianism Kills...

Rennie had another seizure this morning. According to the doctor its officially an epileptic condition. I guess its because it happened more than once. He's on drugs now. They also told him that he should go back to eating meat. Oh and they said to stay away from videogames. He's looking for a second opinion on that. I would too if I were him. Sufficee it to say my parents are going a little crazy. They're talking about putting away the gamecube. I guess I'm gonna have to go back to sneaking in videogame playing like I did when I was a kid. And I looked up a couple of sites and they said that the studies on epilepsy and videogames aren't conclusive. So after a week or two and when we go back to Kingesville I'd probably be okay with Rennie using the computer to play half-life 2 or whatever.

Oh yeah and a tsunami killed thousands of people in Japan and George Carlin is going back to rehab. Mondays suck.

Saturday, December 25, 2004

Surfs UP dude

No snow here, just korean horrible drivers, and people saying stupid shit like, surfs up. Any who merry freaking christmas too all of cold bastards. ... :( i wanted to see snow too. I gotz a new cell phone number as well for a month. Email me if you care to have it, but it will change when i get to "reysvilla". Yes i wanna see pictures of rennies nipples. gtg bye

I can make a post about white shit falling on me too

so i made this gay porn......


no, the white shit is actually snow. and it made the roads dangerous, and we had to throw water into our windsheild to get the snow out. it also meant that it was fucking freezing. and I just couldn't help think about the people out there who don't have a house and had to stay in the alberca chavez refuge. Well for those of you who don't know what the "alberca chavez" is, its practicly the most freezing fucking building in matamoros. maybe they made a campfire in the pool, who knows. I still felt pretty bad.

White Christmas

i agree with neto i don't care what anybody says. it's fucking snow it is 3:37 am dec 25, 2004 and it is SNOWING in Matamoros. it isen't falling stright down like sleet it's falling in an eradic motion therefor it is snow i WILL post pictures later.
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell Has Frozen Over...

It's snowing in Matamoros. That never happens. Its all white and nice. And its christmas too. That's pretty cool. Almost makes me want to sing. Almost.

NOTE: For all you party poopers that want to tell me that it is not snow that it is just sleet or falling ice I have this to say. "Go fuck yourselves!!! And fuck your 'science' too!!!" I have never seen real snow so if there is white stuff on the ground it is fucking snow, all right? So let me ignore science for one day and call it snow. Ungrateful bastards.

Friday, December 24, 2004

villancico

25, ya es Navidad. Todos juntos vamos a brindar
por Ruanda, Etiopía. En Venezuela o en la India
hoy mueren niños, ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD!

Navidades de hambre y dolor. Ha nacido el hijo de Dios.
El Mesías que nos guía, ofrece su filosofía.
Nadie entiende al hijo de Dios.

Mi familia comienza a cantar. En el ambiente hay felicidad.
En compañía vamos a olvidar la agonía de los pueblos
donde no hay Navidad.

Cantemos, hermanos, todos juntos hacia el Vaticano.
Suelta prenda, ¡COÑO!, que mueren niños de inanición.
Un negocio millonario con la fe de los cristianos
que utilizan a Jesús como el perpetuo salvador.

Jesucristo era un tío normal, pacifista, intelectual,
siempre al lado de los pobres, defendiendo sus valores,
siempre en contra del capital.

Crucificado como un animal, defendiendo un ideal.
El abuso de riqueza se convierte en la miseria más injusta
de la humanidad.

Mi familia comienza...

Cantemos, hermanos, todos juntos...

Fue la Iglesia la que se lo montó
y de su muerte un negocio creó.
El Vaticano es un imperio que devora con ingenio
predicando por la caridad.

25, ya es navidad. Todos juntos vamos a brindar
por un revolucionario que intentó cambiar el mundo,
el primer hippie de la humanidad.

Mi familia comienza...

Cantemos, hermanos, todos juntos...

La Navidad, la Navidad, ES LA SOCIEDAD DE CONSUMO.
MENTIRA, MENTIRA, la Navidad es mentira, MENTIRA...

(dont take it too seriously, its just one skinny mans opinion, but i still like to spend money, the problem is folks, until something happens to us, then we start to worry about the problem the world has. so please, really think about the poor kids who are told that its time for celebration and ask for their health and safety. contribute to toys for tots, at least that way you make one child happy. if you dont care, then well, its just fucked up)
cheers

Thursday, December 23, 2004

Fuck christmas

no comment

so i got hit by an 18 wheeler....

Not only is Rennie mad, I am quite mad also. Not mad, but fucking pissed off at this fucking idiot who crashed his 18 wheeler on me.
There I was, minding my own business driving back home. When all of a sudden I feel a hit on the back door on the drivers side. I thought, “oh shit, maybe some guy couldn’t stop and just fucked up my rear and side door”. But no, it wasn’t like that at all. The car quickly swung its tip towards the left making my drivers door hit the 18 wheeler, as he pushed us for about half a block. At that moment my little brother is crying bloody murder as tears fall from his face while I try to grab control of a situation that I didn’t even know at that moment would come out of. Seriously, at that moment, you think the worst. So we stopped, and I pushed my brother outside the car and turned it off.
The imbecile, which only had two teeth and happed to be a “pinche mexicano indio de mierda sin educacion futuro y/o chance de coger algo decente mas que una gorda grasienta y cebosa con su pito de 2 pulgadas” just came out and said “are jiu okei?”. I was like “YES!”, all trembling and shit. I called the cops and they took like fucking 45 minutes to go there. The moron during that time just stared at the car, assembling his little monkey thoughts, trying to find a way as to why he had crashed me. And all he could do was say “mmmm did you call the cops?” and I was like “yeah” and he was like “oh, ok” and then went off and got into his truck and stayed there. So there I was waving traffic because apparently, this moron with an IQ level below the ping pong player (you know who it is) couldn’t do it. And after half an houyr he decides to climb down and put those little orange triangles that say that someone is stopped dead smack in the road.
At the time the cops came, the guy had some backup by some moron who was the pseudo owner of the company. I didn’t exchange words with that imbecile. So then the cops came and asked him first what happened. He said in Spanish mind you “no pus el se keria cambiar de carril y pues yo venia rapido y pense ke no iba a pasar, pero pues el se la avento y pues ya ve, no tuve oportunidad de pararme y le pegue”. I was pissed at that moment. Then the cop came to me after that guys two cents, he told me what happened (keep in mind that the cop asked politely in English. Apparently the other guy didn’t know any, why? Cuz he is un pinche indio de mierda sin dientes!). so I told him what had happened. I told him “first of all, these guys are abunch of liars. Second I was going on the middle lane of this three lane road, and suddenly it came over that chofers mind to switch from his left lane to the middle one without even looking. Now if he had hit me as he said I would have, then my car would’ve have swerved the other way now would it? Officer I am studying engineering, and I just had a course of statics and dynamics (bible truth I said that, it came outta my mouth) I think I know how an object will move if it is hit that way. Just look at the skid marks.” The officer smiled and went on to make his report. So I wasd there standing on the cold with nothing to wear but my at the drive in t shirt. My parents where in mexico and took quite a while to come back to Laredo for the car crash. But in the end the cp told me that I was right. Right of course im fucking right! I am smarter that that fool.
Fucking idiot I wished at the time he made my brother traumatize to have him fired. But saldly it is what will happen since my dad is the lawyer for the company. Ironically he had already fired the guy from another place. Now thanks to him, insurance for the company will go up, and I don’t think they’ll like it. Moreover my stupid ankle and heel hurt like a bitch, and standing so much in the cold game me a fucking cold. A fucking cold! A day away from chirstmas! Fucking moron, I will give him something for chirstmas, a toothbrush and a fucking set of those windup teeth.
Nevertheless I am fine. Just pissed and with a car that cant even open the doors of the drivers side. Other than that im ok.
But you know what fuck the guy!
Pinches mexicanos no saben como manejar! Te apoyo en eso rennie!
cheers

g four free

whats the damn site to get ringtones plzz let me know gtg bye

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

mi pinche filosofia mexicana

Pues aqui estoy de un pinche mal humor porque no tengo nada que hacer. Estoy aburrido, estoy cansado, me duele la puta espalda porque no estoy sentado en una pinche silla para usar mi comPUTAdora. Ya quiero regresar al EEUU para tener algo que hacer. Echo de menos las clases, los laboratorios, los examenes, y la gente. Aunque esa pinche escuela necesita viejas mas buenas. Puras pinches gordas chingadas. que se pongan a cagar las cabronas. QUE!? estoy de mal humor.

Habia una pinche vieja, que se la mamo pero mal pedo la cabrona. Me estaba diciendo que el tomar alcohol es malo, y hasta eso que el fumar es malo tambien. Pero la vieja pesaba como unos pinches 300 kilos la cabrona. Antes de juzgarme a mi porque no te vas al gymnasio por unos cuantos meses pendeja. Y si me vas a decir pendejadas sobre el alcohol, al menos dime la verdad puta chingada.

Ya no soporto las pendejadas que pasan a diario en este pinche lugar. Pinches mexicanos deben de morir. No saben manejar los pendejos, siempre hay una pinche fila de mil gente porque los pendejos ponen el puente en el lado incorrecto. o si no es eso, un pendejo cuando voltea no se queda en su pinche carril, y el pendejo detras de el, corre el pinche alto para seguir al primer pendejo en el pinche carril incorrecto. pinches idiotas mamones que les gusta comer la caca de su puta abuela.

Ya me quiero ir a la verga de aqui, uno de estos pinches dias voy a lograrlo. y ningun puto me va detener. me voy a ir a un lugar mejor, donde la gente es mas amable y mas inteligente. Y no me juzgan por ser diferente o por actuar de una manera "rara".

Y pinches viejas dejen de ser tan imposibles. No se si es otro pinche chiste de Diosito Santo pero mi relaciones con mujeres son tan horribles, creo que los mas largo que he tenido es un pinche mes. que estoy haciendo mal? soy yo? son ellas? Que chingados es? Si me convirtiera en un pinche putito fresita tendria mas relaciones que se tardarian mas tiempo? ya no se, la verdad es que ya ni me vale verga. pinches viejas si quieren mi atencion me van a tener que o decirme o enseñarme en una manera exageradamente obvia porque yo no soy bueno con las putas señales.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Sushi is awesome

Equipment:
Bamboo sushi rolling mat
Really sharp serrated knife
Rice cooker or pot for rice
Large preferabely glass bowl to cool rice down in
Small saute pan
Tongs, if you are going to be roasting the nori

Ingredients
For the rice
1 cup sushi rice made with 1 1/4 cup H20, prepared according to package directions
About 2 Tablespoons Rice vinegar (do not use regular or any other kind!)
1 teaspoon sugar

For the filling
1/2 avocado, peeled, seeded, sliced into long pieces
1/2 Hot house cucumber, peeled & sliced into long thin strips
1 tablespoon toasted sesame seeds

4 sheets nori*



Directions
For the rice

Prepare rice according to package instructions. It should be something like 1 1/4 cup H20 to 1 cup rice. Cook till rice is tender but firm, even a little dry.

Empty hot rice into a large glass bowl. Sprinkle with about rice vinegar and 1 sugar. Fold rice gently with a large spoon or rice paddle. Rice should be moist and have a mild vinegar flavor. Cover with plastic wrap. When rice is slightly warmer than room temperature it's ready to work with.

For the filling
Layer avocado slices and cucumber. Sprinkle with sesame. Roll!

*If you like, use a pair of tongs to roast the nori sheets over the oven flame for 2-3 seconds.

Sunday, December 19, 2004

operation: turtled alcohol

Ok there's this awesome festival during spring break in austin called South by Southwest (SXSW). Now, before you start thinking "oh shit another one of rennie's crappy band shows" think again. This festival is a music festival featuring all types of music. My idea is staying in austin for the whole week, from the 14th to the 20th. the festival starts the 16th, so we hang out and party 14th and 15th. and then we go the festival every day. It's gonna be awesome, there's gonna be a lot of bands there, Robert plant will be speaking at a conference, and best of all, its all free. The festival is free. But we are going to have to spend some money for hotel accomadations. so start saving up.

Still Alive....

Obviously. The surgery went well. I would recommend it to anyone who is into pink floyd lazer shows. There are red dots and green dots and the red dots turn into green dots. It was pretty cool. But don't let anybody tell you that there is no pain. There is some pretty annoying pain when they are first cutting open your eyes. Other than that it was okay. And fredo was right about the itching afterward. They put some protective goggles on my eyes so that I wouldn't touch them but man it was itchy. Fortunately they now gave me some drops to help with that. I would've written sooner but after the operation the doctor said no computer or tv for 24 hours. I felt like standing up and saying "That wasn't part of the deal!!!" Suffice it to say that that was the hardest part. God I was bored.

But I can see now. Its wierd. Its like I'm missing a part of my face. And I keep reading everything in sight just to make sure the fix is still working. I guess I could say I'm overall happy about the operation.


Saturday, December 18, 2004

The Picture

Do you guyz like picture there??????

Friday, December 17, 2004

I have a picture where Jesus is showing his nipples to an apostle.

Hey how ya doin.

Name's Ren. I am currently here at the church bookstore waiting on my mom to do something. What it is exactly, I don't really know. I just know that when it happens, its not gonna be big. I have some stories to tell you guys, already have gone through some weird shit so here goes.

homoerotic episode at Dillard's
So I'm walking the mean aisles of Dillards when a man in a suit approaches me. He tells me in an afeminate voice that I should try the new Chanel for men cologne. He said that it would smell really good on me and starts flattering me and stuff. I quickly realized that this man was hitting on me (strange since we all know that I am generally oblivious to all of this stuff). I proceeded to say "no thank you" because come on, Chanel? That shit is expensive. But I have to admit that the guy was cute. And I don't mean cute as in "OMG THAT GUY IS SO THE HOTZORZ!" I mean the guy was attractive, he looked like a male model, and it was kind of flattering that he found me attractive.

non-homoerotic but annoying episode at the bridge
So Rennie is going home, aaand he has a Giant computer on the back of the faith-mobile. We get to the mexican border and Rennie unfortunately gets a Red light. He opens the trunk the cop looks inside and proceeds to ask me questions about the computer. We then tell him that I am coming back from school and that they make us vacate the premises completely when we leave for vacations. The cop then tells me that I have to go back to the US. Fucking Puerco (cuz its a mexican cop) sends me back on my merry way. So what do we do? we go to the other bridge. Luckily we got green there and were able to pass. I now have the capability to fix the computer at home, and you can ask Carlos on how it needs fixin. Cuz trust me it really does.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Ideas

ok, so i flopped, i decided to work on the pictures and downloads section, in hawaii to my surprise i forgot the fucking picutures and downloads in kingsville. However not all is lost, im sitting here thiking what to do with a world of oppurtunities and i cant think of anything. So i need you alls help plz suggest anything, i will try my dardest to make it happen. Submit ideas on blog porfavor. For NOW gtg bye

Surgery Day....

So its the morning of the surgery. Its wierd. As I was reaching over for my glasses this morning I was thinking, "This could very well be the last time I ever reach for glasses in the morning." Well, I was also thinking "They expect me to keep my eyes open at 9:30 in the freaking morning!!!" Oh well. At least Rennie is here now. I was getting bored.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Fuck Sprint

Well, as everyone knows i flew my happy ass to Hawaii which btw is pronouced Havaii but anywho, on my way over somewhere in Dallas and some asshole decided that he could steal a cell phone and reek the benifits of it. First off fucking moron its soo easy to suspend the phone second of all he personalized it by downloading two songs on my fucking phone. So when i find this unknown person i will beat 3 dollars out of him plus a phone. Anywho shit happens phone is lost. I call sprint and with great incinserity i am told there is nothing they can do but enjoy the benifits of me having to buy a new phone. Fuck sprint. Right in the goat ass. So i decided im going with a cingular phone now they have better plans, rollover minutes, cingular to cingular (tamara has a cingular), nation wide long distance, better customer service, more atenas (just bought At&T) and none samsung phones. Plus, ive never heard one good thing about sprint other than digital clarity, well id just like to point out that if your paying a nut or a breast (breast for the girlies now reading), the damn phone better fucking work. So no digital clarity is not a advertising technique anymore. ITS A FUCKING MUST. Dumbass cell phone company.
Anywho i must go jog now on Waikiki Beach doesnt that sound kool. Gtg bye,
PS fredo i couldnt find dan but fuck wright you try and find him aswell make sure to ask what your grade on final was and what percentage he counted everything as.

interview

Rennie has an interview today, not really for a job per se. It's for a summer internship program. And I'm hoping I get it, and I hope that I accomplish a lot when I do get it. So I can maybe get an ego boost or something. I don't know, I need to feel better about myself right now.

Monday, December 13, 2004

The thing about optometry is...

that it has to be the most inexact science in the history of inexact sciences. I mean the doctor flips a switch and asks me, "is it better this way or this way?" And I'm there going "umm ... the second one?"

So today I had a test with the optemologist (is that the right word?) leading up to my eye surgery this thursday. The test involved the doctor dilating my pupils. So now I have the brightness on the computer turned all the way down and I'm seeing it as normal. Also it involved the doctor putting this device IN my eye adn I never thought I would have a reason to say this but it felt like he was raping my eyesocket. So lets just say that it was a tad uncomfortable. Fortunately the drugs had kicked in by then. Oh sweet sweet drugs.

j'ai une ame solitaire

feel the same?

little inside joke for those of us who listen to Brazil. Gonna be going home soon, in seven days to be exact. We will then hang out a lot. Too bad Carlos has to go to hawaii....well too bad for us, not really too bad for him, I mean come on...Hawaii. I miss that beautiful gay bastard already. I had a leau of weird dreams last night which is why i'm in such a brazil-ee mood right now. Got a straight B average in all my classes -_-. I really wanted that A in human anatomy, I want to go ask him and say "what gives?" But its an improvement from last semester, hopefully I keep improving.

I was really pensive last night, thinking about how a lot of us are graduating soon, sure to those of you who are graduating you don't feel like its soon, but i do, mostly because I will probably be the last one here, it kind of sucks, but I guess that's what happens when you pursue a career that's way over your head. But even if it is over my head I still want to do it. And I do not believe anyone will be able to stop me. I'm stubborn like that. So I guess that's that that there. well I gotta go take a shower,

Sunday, December 12, 2004

kudos to all

I really don’t know whether vacations rule, or if the really suck. I mean sure, they’re kickass because you do nothing but slack off. Yet at the same time, all that slacking off, it’s tiring, and I really want to have something to do. That’s why sometimes I miss school. At least it keeps me entertained to see how the semester works out not only for me, but also for my friends.
Nevertheless her I am on a fucking Sunday night watching pimp my ride. Its kind of boring after you watch it for the 15th time.
But I have done some things worth posting. I went to San Marcos, and bought a pair of sneakers, jeans (they actually had my size, do you know how much that kicks ass) (an NO I do not go to the kid’s section…why?! Cuz I’m kind of big) and a set of Bose headphones.
First off, man do those headphones rock. They were about 326 dlls, but man they’re fucking worth it. It’s like having surround sound but in headphones. I cannot express how badass they are, so until next semester I will show you the greatness of those things. At the same time I welcomed debt into my life. Sorry Checo. Sorry Rennie. I knew both of you told me not to charge stuff on the credit card. But having that 1000-dollar limit really makes me giddy when I know I can afford something nice and expensive for myself.
On another note, I also got the new Bjork CD. It’s very very good. If you’re a fan of bjork you really should get it. Its more experimental than Vespertine, and this new CD sounds a lot like metroid. Seriously, some of the songs sound like a really badass version of the metroid music. So for you metroid fans out there, which are open minded for music (very open minded) you should really check the CD out. However I'm also expressing its greatness because I am a hardcore Bjork fan. Nevertheless it is a superb CD.
On another note, there are offering a graphic design class at Tamuk next semester. Thing is I really want to take it. But there are like only four registered people in the class, so I encourage to sign up for the class. Or if you could, encourage people to sign up for it. Because if you don’t, then they’ll close it and I will have to search for a stupid class so I can have at least 12 hours for next semester. So anyways, the call number is this: 10104.
On another note, I got a C for static’s and dynamics. How? I still do not know. How could I having a 79.5 average up until the final suddenly fucked up on a test I knew all about. Moreover the homework, which counted for 25% of the grade was completed and presented to him. So how come did I get a C when I deserved a B? so as soon as I get back to school, I will rain fire and stone into Dan Wright's small penis! Maybe that’s it, he’s taking out his fat aggression on me because I’m skinny and I can see my own dick. I will own the bastard so much he will rue the day he gave me a C. I will get that B. I WILL GET THAT B.
cheers.kudos.

Saturday, December 11, 2004

Things I've Been Into...

So this is what my day is like. I wake up late. I try and relax for a few hours. I get ready to go to work. I go to work. I come back from work. I try to relax for another couple of hours. Around 3 AM I go to sleep. So what do I do to relax?

Read books:
I'm really into the Star Wars series of books. Damn my nerdiness. I'm in the middle of Dune right now.

Read comic books:
Damn my nerdiness. I read a whole bunch of comic books. I get them off bittorrent and I read them. Batman, Spiderman, Superman, everything.

Listen to music:
Jimmy Eat World - Futures is on my top ten list for the year. I'm really into a couple of cds Rennie brought last time he was home. Brazil is really cool. A little too much like Mars Volta though. At one point I had to check to make sure a mars volta song hadn't gotten into the cd somehow.

Watch Movies:
I'm still on the blockbuster thing. Its annoying sometimes when it takes too long ot get a movie but I love getting movies in the mail. Also I just bought Harry Potter 3 on dvd so when rennie comes back he can have impure thoughts about Hermione in all her digital video glory.

Sleep:
Do i really need to explain?

Giddy up labtops

Kool articlie i just read states "Men who regularly balance their laptop computers on their laps when working may be jeopardizing their ability to have children, according to a new study from fertility researchers at the State University of New York at Stony Brook. " Heheheeh so for those of you that want a laptop kiss your soldiers goodbye, heheh i wonder what people with compaq laptops are thinking. They are royaly fucked, anywho im in corpus right now, chilling feeling and some other ing word. However, were done for the this semester and more time will be dedicated to the creation of this page. Ren is being ren somewhere in a unknown location to me, neto is working checo is checo, fredo is not gaining weight, tj is off being cute, and danyela is at a christmas party. Isnt it funner when we are all together, oh yeah and diego is in absoluteville gtg bye. BOssman playing halo, gtg bye

Friday, December 10, 2004

hey lets cross the sea and gets some culture.

Good morrow to all.

I was reading fredo's post and I was remembering that I recommended him some bands, but my stupid ass still can't do anything about getting some albums because i'm still stuck in king-es-bill.
So I vote that Fredo come visit us sometime in matamoros for the hell of it. Also so he can meet angel. I can already imagine the stupidity that will happen, and so can checo, boy will checo be annoyed. So if you're pro annoying checo, vote fredo visiting matamoros. I also need to borrow a nice shirt from someone, since i'm gonna be doing some classy shit this week, i'm gonna need to look presentable.

cheers from your highly refined pirate.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

chimichurri

Yay! Vacations! Yay! For squirrels!
So the semester is over and here comes some nice 30 or some days of debauchery! (brilliant!)
And so what else is new?? Eh eh?? I started my job hunt today…man did it suck balls. I applied to about 5 or 6 different places, and one even told me a big no even before I had a chance to say anything (so fuck pizza hut, fuck them up their pizza hut-ish cheese filled asses). But yeah, I applied at gap, express men, eb games, target, blockbuster and radio shack. So hopefully I will get hired, if not I will go to a mirror, point to myself and laugh at my own shame.
Also my brother bought the new halo game. Its pretty badass, we spent the past 10 hours playing it until we feel the need to pee and or eat. Sometimes both at the same time (that’s a sight to see, juggling a penis with a burger is no easy task) (more when the cheese is hot and melting and then falls in your penis……).
So anyways I was gonna bitch about something, but I forgot
So in the meantime……..im gonna see what I can download. Maybe I’ll go buy the movie dodgeball.
cheers

El Pueblo

El pueblo, vendido, jamas sera unido
El pueblo, unido, jamas sera vendido
El pueblo, vendido, jamas sera unido
El pueblo, unido, jamas sera vendido

TUMBA TUMBAREMOS AL DEPREDADOR
TUMBA TIMBATUREMOS AL EJECUTOR
TUMBA TUMBAREMOS AL DEPREDADOR
TUMBA TIMBATUREMOS AL EJECUTOR

Getting paid to sit down is tiring....

I'm in training from 4 PM to 12:30 AM. I am tired. But I'm going to post. Because I love you.

You ever read one of those articles in thye newspaper where they talk about what the "kids" are saying these days. No? You don't read the paper? Don't worry about it. Few people do. Which is why the New York Times is trying to attract more younger reader by writing articles about this sort of drivel. I find these words annoying and am willing to hate almost anyone who uses one of these words in a non-ironic fashion. Maybe that was the New York Times' intent. To show me and those who feel like me what the mindless sheep are saying. Maybe they did it on purpose to instantly make these words "uncool" (do the kids still say that? ;) ) and that way the mindless sheep will have to go with something else to say (may I suggest Baa!). This still goes back to Paris Hilton. Especially the use of the word "Hot". You know what? "Hot" died a long time ago. Let it rest. Just cause you say it in your raspy slutty tone doesn't make it better. Just makes you slutty. I think Paris Hilton has to die. Will somebody please just give her AIDs already.

I'm a little cranky. Maybe its because I've been at work for eight hours and in 14 hours I have to go back to work for eight hours.

im not very interesting righ tnow

gtg bye

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

this is the end...

of all of it!

i am finally done, like, done, finals are over, i am no longer under the control of those evil professors....for a month....but still!

Got a badass gift from Tamara, she got me the board game operation. I still giggle a bit when I see it. Tomorrow is gonna be a long day, gotta pack and move out, but pretty soon we're gonna go see fairfax in corpus. They're doing something cool, the way you get in is by donating a toy for toys for tots. You see, all us silly "poseaurs" at least have a heart. I want to go see life Aquatic, i don't know when it comes out though. It would be cool if this weekend, I'll go check.

in the meantime, i'm gonna listen to some music and play operation...by the way....acording to this game, I think i'd really suck as a surgeon

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

What I learned today...

Started training at Convergy's today. Just got out of my training class a little over an hour ago. It was boring but its paid training. And since training is 7 weeks long and I go back to kingsville in 6 or so, my entire job might consist of me sitting in training until I go back to kingsville. Thats pretty cool I think. I get the pay without really doing the job.

Anyway today I learned the Sprint has the second worst rated customer service in the country. They expect my class to improve that. To them I say, "Better luck next class!"

Sunday, December 05, 2004

blog post

hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

back by popular demand its the ever chipper rennie. Or at least that's what this mood ring tells me. dark blue supposedly means happy. it was purple right now, but that's because i was cold. soooooooooooo, i've got shit to do, i have a test on tuesday, i should be studying for it today, but of course, it's rennie we're talking about. I'm hear wasting my time posting on the blog because Carlos and Neto caught me, (i'm secretely having a blog affair in my myspace account ::shock and awe!::) Saw adaptation last night for the umpteenth time. I love that movie, and those of you who've seen it know why i love that movie. Charlie Kaufman is an awesome writer. I want to write like him, only not like him, because then that's cheating. ok i'm done, in the meantime here's the lyrics to one of the songs i have stuck on my head.

minus the bear - get me naked 2: electric boogaloo.

Try to get some rest,
count backward from ten.
You've gone too long without sleep
I know you won't rest stressed, so give up, just give up.

And don't say no to pills,
Ativan won't kill.

You said, 'My life's like a bad movie,'
And I said, 'It's true of all us.'
You said, you said, 'I've got to wake up so fucking early,'
And I said, 'Maybe the directors turned on us.'

Outside the five sounds like the ocean,
relax, don't keep your eyes open.
Don't look at the clock,
your brain will never stop.

You said, 'My life's like a bad movie,'
And I said, 'That's true of all us.'
You said, you said, 'I've got to wake up so fucking early,'
And I said, 'Maybe the directors turned on us.'

Don't say no to pills,
Ativan won't kill.

Friday, December 03, 2004

The Work I Do For You....

I haven't posted in a couple of days. I have an excuse. I couldn't think of any. But I understand I am one of the only ones that has absolutely nothing to do right now so I will correct that immediately. I scoured the internet (mostly i went to Metafilter which is a website that links to things of interest) to find things to post about.

Fimoculous has a list of all the lists of the top things of 2004. Within this list I found the Top 10 Politically Correct terms of 2004. This was a list of unnecessary politically correct terms used this year. I found this interesting because according to the site, in Los Angeles County they covered up any use of the owrds Master/Slave in computer hardware with Device/Captured Device. Also accoording to Webster (the dictionary guy not the short black kid) the #1 word for 2004 is "blog". Go figure.

Choose the Blue is a site that will tell you which political party some major corporations donated their money to. Turns out there is not a place to eat that donated a decent amount of money to the Democratic Party. Good news for me though is that my 2 favorite brands of alcohol (Guinness & Cuervo) donated money to Democratic party. Not surprisingly Budweiser donated money to the Reps. No word yet on who Miller donated money to but it IS a beer mostly made in Texas.

Awesome Nerd t-shirts. If you can afford them ($20?¡? ouch) they are really funny.

That's all I have today. But now to talk about something serious. It is time to kill Paris Hilton. I welcome any idea on how to do this. I suggest sending her Anthrax. She'll think its coke and shove it up her nose.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

My eyes hurt just thinking about it....

So my parents want me to get Laser Eye Surgery. I guess its a good idea. My dad knows an oftemologist and he gave us a good deal (I really hate to think about a medical procedure as a good deal). I'm a little nervous about it. And THIS site that I found about it isn't helping any. The pictures there look like something they would do at Guantanamo Bay (thats the place where they hold and allegedly torture terrorism suspects for those of you who thought Abu Ghraib was the name of Aladdin's monkey).