Fuck Sprint

Well, as everyone knows i flew my happy ass to Hawaii which btw is pronouced Havaii but anywho, on my way over somewhere in Dallas and some asshole decided that he could steal a cell phone and reek the benifits of it. First off fucking moron its soo easy to suspend the phone second of all he personalized it by downloading two songs on my fucking phone. So when i find this unknown person i will beat 3 dollars out of him plus a phone. Anywho shit happens phone is lost. I call sprint and with great incinserity i am told there is nothing they can do but enjoy the benifits of me having to buy a new phone. Fuck sprint. Right in the goat ass. So i decided im going with a cingular phone now they have better plans, rollover minutes, cingular to cingular (tamara has a cingular), nation wide long distance, better customer service, more atenas (just bought At&T) and none samsung phones. Plus, ive never heard one good thing about sprint other than digital clarity, well id just like to point out that if your paying a nut or a breast (breast for the girlies now reading), the damn phone better fucking work. So no digital clarity is not a advertising technique anymore. ITS A FUCKING MUST. Dumbass cell phone company.
Anywho i must go jog now on Waikiki Beach doesnt that sound kool. Gtg bye,
PS fredo i couldnt find dan but fuck wright you try and find him aswell make sure to ask what your grade on final was and what percentage he counted everything as.