The thing about optometry is...
that it has to be the most inexact science in the history of inexact sciences. I mean the doctor flips a switch and asks me, "is it better this way or this way?" And I'm there going "umm ... the second one?"
So today I had a test with the optemologist (is that the right word?) leading up to my eye surgery this thursday. The test involved the doctor dilating my pupils. So now I have the brightness on the computer turned all the way down and I'm seeing it as normal. Also it involved the doctor putting this device IN my eye adn I never thought I would have a reason to say this but it felt like he was raping my eyesocket. So lets just say that it was a tad uncomfortable. Fortunately the drugs had kicked in by then. Oh sweet sweet drugs.
So today I had a test with the optemologist (is that the right word?) leading up to my eye surgery this thursday. The test involved the doctor dilating my pupils. So now I have the brightness on the computer turned all the way down and I'm seeing it as normal. Also it involved the doctor putting this device IN my eye adn I never thought I would have a reason to say this but it felt like he was raping my eyesocket. So lets just say that it was a tad uncomfortable. Fortunately the drugs had kicked in by then. Oh sweet sweet drugs.
posted by Oscar at 2:05 PM
2 Comments:
i didnt know you were actually getting the surgery done. thats badass, i though you had just developed an eerie fascination towards eye surgery.
just dont scratch your eyes. and dont let anyone scratch them. i did that to eriberto just to make him pay for making fun of something i liked. poor bastard had to undergo another operation the other day. hehehe. pinche eriberto facista de caca.
so good luck. it doesnt hurt...that much. it just itches like a mofo. according to eriberto.
cheers
HAHAHAHAHA
good luck.
- Joey
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