so i got hit by an 18 wheeler....
Not only is Rennie mad, I am quite mad also. Not mad, but fucking pissed off at this fucking idiot who crashed his 18 wheeler on me.
There I was, minding my own business driving back home. When all of a sudden I feel a hit on the back door on the drivers side. I thought, “oh shit, maybe some guy couldn’t stop and just fucked up my rear and side door”. But no, it wasn’t like that at all. The car quickly swung its tip towards the left making my drivers door hit the 18 wheeler, as he pushed us for about half a block. At that moment my little brother is crying bloody murder as tears fall from his face while I try to grab control of a situation that I didn’t even know at that moment would come out of. Seriously, at that moment, you think the worst. So we stopped, and I pushed my brother outside the car and turned it off.
The imbecile, which only had two teeth and happed to be a “pinche mexicano indio de mierda sin educacion futuro y/o chance de coger algo decente mas que una gorda grasienta y cebosa con su pito de 2 pulgadas” just came out and said “are jiu okei?”. I was like “YES!”, all trembling and shit. I called the cops and they took like fucking 45 minutes to go there. The moron during that time just stared at the car, assembling his little monkey thoughts, trying to find a way as to why he had crashed me. And all he could do was say “mmmm did you call the cops?” and I was like “yeah” and he was like “oh, ok” and then went off and got into his truck and stayed there. So there I was waving traffic because apparently, this moron with an IQ level below the ping pong player (you know who it is) couldn’t do it. And after half an houyr he decides to climb down and put those little orange triangles that say that someone is stopped dead smack in the road.
At the time the cops came, the guy had some backup by some moron who was the pseudo owner of the company. I didn’t exchange words with that imbecile. So then the cops came and asked him first what happened. He said in Spanish mind you “no pus el se keria cambiar de carril y pues yo venia rapido y pense ke no iba a pasar, pero pues el se la avento y pues ya ve, no tuve oportunidad de pararme y le pegue”. I was pissed at that moment. Then the cop came to me after that guys two cents, he told me what happened (keep in mind that the cop asked politely in English. Apparently the other guy didn’t know any, why? Cuz he is un pinche indio de mierda sin dientes!). so I told him what had happened. I told him “first of all, these guys are abunch of liars. Second I was going on the middle lane of this three lane road, and suddenly it came over that chofers mind to switch from his left lane to the middle one without even looking. Now if he had hit me as he said I would have, then my car would’ve have swerved the other way now would it? Officer I am studying engineering, and I just had a course of statics and dynamics (bible truth I said that, it came outta my mouth) I think I know how an object will move if it is hit that way. Just look at the skid marks.” The officer smiled and went on to make his report. So I wasd there standing on the cold with nothing to wear but my at the drive in t shirt. My parents where in mexico and took quite a while to come back to Laredo for the car crash. But in the end the cp told me that I was right. Right of course im fucking right! I am smarter that that fool.
Fucking idiot I wished at the time he made my brother traumatize to have him fired. But saldly it is what will happen since my dad is the lawyer for the company. Ironically he had already fired the guy from another place. Now thanks to him, insurance for the company will go up, and I don’t think they’ll like it. Moreover my stupid ankle and heel hurt like a bitch, and standing so much in the cold game me a fucking cold. A fucking cold! A day away from chirstmas! Fucking moron, I will give him something for chirstmas, a toothbrush and a fucking set of those windup teeth.
Nevertheless I am fine. Just pissed and with a car that cant even open the doors of the drivers side. Other than that im ok.
But you know what fuck the guy!
Pinches mexicanos no saben como manejar! Te apoyo en eso rennie!
cheers
There I was, minding my own business driving back home. When all of a sudden I feel a hit on the back door on the drivers side. I thought, “oh shit, maybe some guy couldn’t stop and just fucked up my rear and side door”. But no, it wasn’t like that at all. The car quickly swung its tip towards the left making my drivers door hit the 18 wheeler, as he pushed us for about half a block. At that moment my little brother is crying bloody murder as tears fall from his face while I try to grab control of a situation that I didn’t even know at that moment would come out of. Seriously, at that moment, you think the worst. So we stopped, and I pushed my brother outside the car and turned it off.
The imbecile, which only had two teeth and happed to be a “pinche mexicano indio de mierda sin educacion futuro y/o chance de coger algo decente mas que una gorda grasienta y cebosa con su pito de 2 pulgadas” just came out and said “are jiu okei?”. I was like “YES!”, all trembling and shit. I called the cops and they took like fucking 45 minutes to go there. The moron during that time just stared at the car, assembling his little monkey thoughts, trying to find a way as to why he had crashed me. And all he could do was say “mmmm did you call the cops?” and I was like “yeah” and he was like “oh, ok” and then went off and got into his truck and stayed there. So there I was waving traffic because apparently, this moron with an IQ level below the ping pong player (you know who it is) couldn’t do it. And after half an houyr he decides to climb down and put those little orange triangles that say that someone is stopped dead smack in the road.
At the time the cops came, the guy had some backup by some moron who was the pseudo owner of the company. I didn’t exchange words with that imbecile. So then the cops came and asked him first what happened. He said in Spanish mind you “no pus el se keria cambiar de carril y pues yo venia rapido y pense ke no iba a pasar, pero pues el se la avento y pues ya ve, no tuve oportunidad de pararme y le pegue”. I was pissed at that moment. Then the cop came to me after that guys two cents, he told me what happened (keep in mind that the cop asked politely in English. Apparently the other guy didn’t know any, why? Cuz he is un pinche indio de mierda sin dientes!). so I told him what had happened. I told him “first of all, these guys are abunch of liars. Second I was going on the middle lane of this three lane road, and suddenly it came over that chofers mind to switch from his left lane to the middle one without even looking. Now if he had hit me as he said I would have, then my car would’ve have swerved the other way now would it? Officer I am studying engineering, and I just had a course of statics and dynamics (bible truth I said that, it came outta my mouth) I think I know how an object will move if it is hit that way. Just look at the skid marks.” The officer smiled and went on to make his report. So I wasd there standing on the cold with nothing to wear but my at the drive in t shirt. My parents where in mexico and took quite a while to come back to Laredo for the car crash. But in the end the cp told me that I was right. Right of course im fucking right! I am smarter that that fool.
Fucking idiot I wished at the time he made my brother traumatize to have him fired. But saldly it is what will happen since my dad is the lawyer for the company. Ironically he had already fired the guy from another place. Now thanks to him, insurance for the company will go up, and I don’t think they’ll like it. Moreover my stupid ankle and heel hurt like a bitch, and standing so much in the cold game me a fucking cold. A fucking cold! A day away from chirstmas! Fucking moron, I will give him something for chirstmas, a toothbrush and a fucking set of those windup teeth.
Nevertheless I am fine. Just pissed and with a car that cant even open the doors of the drivers side. Other than that im ok.
But you know what fuck the guy!
Pinches mexicanos no saben como manejar! Te apoyo en eso rennie!
cheers
posted by evil ferret of doom at 9:00 AM
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Ya se, pinches pendejos de mierda de topo esquirol. son peor que los pinches rednecks.
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