I have a picture where Jesus is showing his nipples to an apostle.
Hey how ya doin.
Name's Ren. I am currently here at the church bookstore waiting on my mom to do something. What it is exactly, I don't really know. I just know that when it happens, its not gonna be big. I have some stories to tell you guys, already have gone through some weird shit so here goes.
homoerotic episode at Dillard's
So I'm walking the mean aisles of Dillards when a man in a suit approaches me. He tells me in an afeminate voice that I should try the new Chanel for men cologne. He said that it would smell really good on me and starts flattering me and stuff. I quickly realized that this man was hitting on me (strange since we all know that I am generally oblivious to all of this stuff). I proceeded to say "no thank you" because come on, Chanel? That shit is expensive. But I have to admit that the guy was cute. And I don't mean cute as in "OMG THAT GUY IS SO THE HOTZORZ!" I mean the guy was attractive, he looked like a male model, and it was kind of flattering that he found me attractive.
non-homoerotic but annoying episode at the bridge
So Rennie is going home, aaand he has a Giant computer on the back of the faith-mobile. We get to the mexican border and Rennie unfortunately gets a Red light. He opens the trunk the cop looks inside and proceeds to ask me questions about the computer. We then tell him that I am coming back from school and that they make us vacate the premises completely when we leave for vacations. The cop then tells me that I have to go back to the US. Fucking Puerco (cuz its a mexican cop) sends me back on my merry way. So what do we do? we go to the other bridge. Luckily we got green there and were able to pass. I now have the capability to fix the computer at home, and you can ask Carlos on how it needs fixin. Cuz trust me it really does.
Name's Ren. I am currently here at the church bookstore waiting on my mom to do something. What it is exactly, I don't really know. I just know that when it happens, its not gonna be big. I have some stories to tell you guys, already have gone through some weird shit so here goes.
homoerotic episode at Dillard's
So I'm walking the mean aisles of Dillards when a man in a suit approaches me. He tells me in an afeminate voice that I should try the new Chanel for men cologne. He said that it would smell really good on me and starts flattering me and stuff. I quickly realized that this man was hitting on me (strange since we all know that I am generally oblivious to all of this stuff). I proceeded to say "no thank you" because come on, Chanel? That shit is expensive. But I have to admit that the guy was cute. And I don't mean cute as in "OMG THAT GUY IS SO THE HOTZORZ!" I mean the guy was attractive, he looked like a male model, and it was kind of flattering that he found me attractive.
non-homoerotic but annoying episode at the bridge
So Rennie is going home, aaand he has a Giant computer on the back of the faith-mobile. We get to the mexican border and Rennie unfortunately gets a Red light. He opens the trunk the cop looks inside and proceeds to ask me questions about the computer. We then tell him that I am coming back from school and that they make us vacate the premises completely when we leave for vacations. The cop then tells me that I have to go back to the US. Fucking Puerco (cuz its a mexican cop) sends me back on my merry way. So what do we do? we go to the other bridge. Luckily we got green there and were able to pass. I now have the capability to fix the computer at home, and you can ask Carlos on how it needs fixin. Cuz trust me it really does.
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