Karma Police...

My bad luck with raffles should be legendary by now, but just to cement it as such, let me give you a couple of anecdotes from this past week. On Wednesday, I skipped class to watch the Mexico game at UTB. They had a projector and a huge screen. They also had various raffles. I got the number 422991. The first winner was 422992. The last winner was 422990. Thats right the person ahead of me and behind me both won a prize. Now this could happen to anyone but could it happen to anyone twice in the same week. It happened to me. On Thursday I showed up to the Brazil game, where there were more raffles. This time I got the number 423147. Again the numbers ahead of me and behind me were called.

I believe Karma is setting me up to win the lottery. Since I don't play the lottery, I hope Karma changes its plans.

the reason japan is pwning brasil 1-0 as of now++::...

cheers

nevermind, they're 1-1 no thanks to this fucker

cheers2

how jupiter pwned me

I put it in the comments section but i don't think anyone would read it because it pretty much was too late.

so I decided to write a little story.

So we're at carl's and I'm drinking...heavily. serioulsy those black and blues get to ya, and they decide to invite Jupiter. I tell joey, "joey, don't invite jupiter, i hate jupiter. it's annoying" Joey says, "she's a pair of tits come ooon". or something like that. so okaaay, whatever, I try not to get in its way. until, of course, Carl starts bringing out the drinking games. I then start drinking more black and blues [by the way, black and blues are a mixture of blue moon and guiness, with a slice of orange, they're damn good]. After a while, Jupiter seemed a little more charming or lady like and less jupiterish. I guess it stopped talking about lord xenu and planet zangoth or whatever. so I went for it, I then realized what I was doing, and quickly decided to drink more until black out. which I did. Next day, carl's couch was where i woke up, and i didn't know where I was, and jupiter was nowhere to be found, thank God.

and that my friends is how jupiter pwned me.

How to Dress For Sucess (at Google)...

I found this really interesting post on Digg. It gives you tips on how to prepare for an interview as a software engineer. I found something at the bottom that was very very interesting (Carlos this one's for you).

It says:

"6. (Not as important) Wear something comfortable to your interview. Business casual is the most typical.
People sometimes wonder how they should dress. The most important thing is that you feel comfortable. If you still want a recommendation, I say a button-down shirt or even a T-shirt. A suit can come off as too formal in some companies (e.g. Google).

This point is not as important, because people won't really care. They might raise an eyebrow if you come in a three-piece suit, but if you've got the goods in terms of engineering skills, it's not a dealbreaker. One candidate came to an interview wearing a gothic mesh shirt with holes through which his nipples were clearly visible. He still got the job. (I don't recommend taking this risk.) "

Now if only all companies were this cool.

The whole article can be found here:
http://ofb.net/~niniane/interview_howto.html

Tabletop Computer Demo...

This was posted on dig a while ago but I am not sure if anyone saw it so I am posting it here for your comment. This is a really cool demo of a tabletop computer. At around the halfway point there is something that I think you will really get a kick out of, Checo.

how i pwned jupiter++::...

these are the chronicles of several times that i have been recently pwning jupiter for several accounts of stupidity.

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me: hey ur fat!

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jupiter: hey cindy, why dont u ever pick up your phone, its always like this!
me: "jupiter" u never pick up ur phone!!
jupiter: i didnt pick up my phone because my old phone didnt work
me: it didnt work because u didnt know how to pick it up
jupiter: no its because it didnt work, and this one does
me: i can prove u wrong, i can tape everytime u dont pick up ur phone
jupiter: but u dont have a camera right now and i already picked it up, how are u gonna be following me?
me: [shrug at stupidity, rolll eyes, siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh] i will tape u when i call from my own phone
jupiter: oh
me: i can prove u wrong
jupiter: no u cant
me: wanna bet?
jupiter: i dont bet [leaves room]
me: weaksauce!!!
jupiter: [comes back] i am not weak, i am wise [storms out quickly, not awaiting final comeback]
me: ur RETARDED!!!!! [close door] [open door] weaksauce!! [close door]

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jupiter: can i talk to you?
me: no

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me: arent u on a diet?
jupiter: yes
me: then why are u eating pizza?
jupiter: i hadnt had pizza in forever and i havent eaten alot......
[in a magical way, her words became weird and the only thing i heard was:]
the gnomes in planet kababa are sick and because the house of virgo is rotating around the suns earthly blind spot, lou the truckdriver has been unable to feed his starving children that bono wants to help, so then they ate and i was happy and since the invited me and only ahd pizza i couldnt say no, and the pizza talked to me and told me to eat it as some random dude watched and filled a dixie cup.
me: uh hu

cheers

Lifes GOnna suck

Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now

Hey, if you know the words, sing along

You're gonna have to mow the lawn, do the dishes, make your bed
You're gonna have to go to school until you're seventeen
It's gonna seem about tree times as long as that
You might have to go to war, shoot a gun, kill a nun
You might have to go to war when you get out of school
Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse
You're gonna have to deal with stress, deal with stress, deal with stress
You're gonna be a giant mess when you get back from the war

Santa Claus does not exist, and there is no Easter Bunny
You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny

Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now

You're gonna end up smoking crack, on you're back, face the fact
You're gonna end up hooked on smack and then you're gonna die

And then you're gonna die

what kind of gay ass bullshit was that?

0-0 vs. Angola?

ANGOLA!

ANGOLA is a team of african guys that are better off kidnapping children and making them into soldiers than playing soccer come on!

fucking mexico.

if there was only a computers world cup...

that's all i'm going to say about that NATO...

take care and god bless y'all

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NATO NATO NATO...

everything goes well until you get to the world cup... i'm sorry i have to intervene here...

one!!! mexico just won 3-1 against iran and let me tell you that while some people said ohh iran ain't shit, well they just have karimi who plays in bayern munich of germany and is the shit. well here's a list and google it and you will learn -Ali Daei (the captain of the Iranian national team, is most noted for being the world's all-time leading goal scorer in international matches.)
-Ali Karimi (this dude is the shit)
-Mehdi Mahdavikia (The most successful Iranian player overseas.)
-Vahid Hashemian (plays in Hanover indeed and helped promote hamburg to the bundesliga in germany)
okay what i'm trying to say is that everyone thought that this was going to be an easy game but it wasn't anyway mexico won and with pride and good soccer...

NATO you said the chances are grim whatever the f that means but i assume that the chances are not high in ur world in mine mex had a project that started in 2002 they have been in "concentracion" the longest 3 months before the world cup, they are united compact and know each other well, not only that they have the best soccer goalie in mexico "oswaldo sanchez" and the best defensa central from europe "rafa marquez" anyways mexico already qualified to the second round and you did not even notice...

now concerning the us team, well they don't have shit but a big heart and they just try to kick the ball into the opponents goal because their coach told them to do so... however, they do not have a great sense of what soccer is....


seeeeeeeconddddddddd budweiser is the official beer of the world cup, based only on the commercial that you saw on univision or espn but and i quote:
"Finalmente, Anheuser- Busch ha tenido que dar su brazo a torcer, y ceder el 30% de los derechos de venta a la cervecería alemana Bitburger para vender su popular Bitburger Pils, más conocida como "Bit", con la que además mantenía un conflicto a causa de las denominaciones de las bebidas que comercializa cada marca. Finalmente, ambas compañías han llegado a un acuerdo y la cerveza alemana también podrá ser vendida en el interior de los estadios, aunque no disfrutará de los derechos de publicidad, que mantendrá Budweiser en exclusiva." - http://www.cincodias.com/articulo/empresas/empresas/juegan/Mundial/cdsemp/20060607cdscdsemp_1/Tes/

anyway...

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On Soccer and Beer...

I am a fan of soccer like I am a fan of most sports, as in a sort of a fan. Like in all sports I like to watch important games. That's why I am a fan of tennis. All matches are important in tennis as its always do or die if you want to win the tournament. That's why its hard for me to get into basketball or baseball.
In those sports you start off with several months of games that don't matter, and a month of games that are important for a few teams if they want to make it to the next round. Once you get into the next round, though the importance of the games vary since you have to win 3 out of 5 or 4 out of 7. This seems like a complete waste of time to me. The playoffs really should be do or die in the true tradition of competition. This would make for a more unpredictable tournament that might be more interesting to watch.
So I will be most definately watching the World Cup, especially the matches with the countries I swear allegiance to. Most of the matches matter when you watch the World Cup and the style of the sport has always attracted me. I hope Mexico or USA win but I know the odds are grim.
Meanwhile I will say this on a subject I am a fan of: Beer. It is just wrong that Budweiser is the official beer of the World Cup. The cup is taking place in Germany and there are more breweries there than the United States has soccer stadiums. Germany is known worldwide as home to some of the world's best beers and Budweiser is in my opinion the world's worst. So it's sad that while americans watch the World Cup (for the ten minutes that they will) they will learn nothing of the proud tradition of brewing in Germany and go on thinking that there is no other choice but to sip on a disgustingly filling Budweiser.

I need a drink

Any drink will do, I just ran a lot under what could quite possibly have been the hottest day on the planet. Although of course...alchohol will always be preferred.

anyway, on to business, here's what we gots to do. First things first, Mexicans, stick to a fucking language! Especially middle aged chunky ladies! Now, here at Rennie Regalado corp. do not have anything against chunky mexican ladies, except for the fact that they are loudly, obnoxiously, always talking on the phone in a spanglish language! Realmente tienes que estar talking like this?! (Translation: do you really have to be hablando asi?!?!) Second, I really really really do not want to hear about your family's problems while you're on the phone...even while my ipod is on full blast. I especially don't think your son, Ramiro, wants everyone else on the bus to find out that he has the clap and should go get that checked out at the Community health Center. (pssst, those kinds of things should be kept private).

And Finally, Border Patrol, Stop asking me stupid questions. Really, I am A U.S. Citizen, and asking me where I was born is not gonna change a thing, I could tell you brownsville Texas, or I could tell you wannahockaloogie, Alaska, regardless of what I tell you, there are two things that you have to adhere to, 1. I pay your salary, 2. I have a card in my wallet that says stop annoying me and let me go back to sleep.

oh and give the mexicans a break, they just want to get a decent job.

what it dew changos!!!

I HELPED FIX A COOLING TOWER TODAY!!! HOW FUCKING EXCITING IS MYYYYYYY JOB... ENGINEERING HERE I COME!!!

drunk post #3++::...

guns and roses suck
smallville sucks, ok a super hero who does everything even shag frikin lex luthor has to be a fag ok.
closer to the heart is the best love song ever!!!
rush rocks!
and if u dont like it, god will rip ur testicles apart! with a beaver.......not a vagina, but the mammal.
anne is jupiter!
everyone shpuld play wow
and play with me
i just farted
carlos, yeah u, dont u dare delete mi posts
neithe ru neto
mayybe tomorro i will see em and see if i did retarded shit i will be likke wattafuck
fuck fuckface titty fuking fuckfaace cumwhore cum faced diupshit pendejo pineh mierda escroto vcasca de lacra humana
im bored
fbsufhbakfusdvf
cheers

retarded drunk post #2+::..

fuckface
cheers

here's the beef++::....

ok, so im tipsy right now nd i gotta get offa somehting outta MY CHEST. damn caps.
anyho, ok, so i went to the mall the toher day with cindy ok, so when we walked in we saw corsets and i was like "hot!' and watta fuck.
anyho, i grabbed one and told her to try one, a size small, and then i waS LIKE whatta fuck! they sell sizes m, l and xl!!!! EWWWWWW
fukin fat chicks should not be allowed to wear corsets, im sorry, wait om not sorry, its a big NOOOOOO!! u look fatter and more disgusting.
so fat chick, avoid corsets, actually avoid anything that makes u look like a bad tied tamale or a badly tied chorizo. and if u go complain thnat im skinny go fuck urself u fat pigs, at least i wond die in my own vomit after a night binjing on sirloin stockade.
taht and im tipsy.
so woohoo!!!
cheers

I'M BACK!!! LIKE THE ZAP ATTACK!!! YIIIIIAHHH

just to keep y'all updated...

In memoriam
Dr. Robert McLauchlan, Chair Department of Mechanical & Industrial Engineering passed away May 30, 2006 from a massive heart attack.Viewing will be Friday, June 2, 2006 from 5-9 p.m., at Turcotte-Piper Funeral Home, and Saturday, June 3, 2006 from 8:30 am -9:30 am, at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, 2100 E General Cavazos (on way to Kingsville NAS). Family visitation will be Saturday, June 3, 2006, 9:30-9:45 am, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. The funeral will be held on Saturday, June 3, 2006 at 10 am at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Interment will follow at the Chamberlain Cemetery, 735 W. Cesear Ave, Kingsville.There will be a luncheon for family and friends, at noon at the church.The service will be conducted by Bishop Larry Peel.Flowers can be sent to the Turcotte Funeral home.

REST IN PEACE DUDE...

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