I need a drink
Any drink will do, I just ran a lot under what could quite possibly have been the hottest day on the planet. Although of course...alchohol will always be preferred.
anyway, on to business, here's what we gots to do. First things first, Mexicans, stick to a fucking language! Especially middle aged chunky ladies! Now, here at Rennie Regalado corp. do not have anything against chunky mexican ladies, except for the fact that they are loudly, obnoxiously, always talking on the phone in a spanglish language! Realmente tienes que estar talking like this?! (Translation: do you really have to be hablando asi?!?!) Second, I really really really do not want to hear about your family's problems while you're on the phone...even while my ipod is on full blast. I especially don't think your son, Ramiro, wants everyone else on the bus to find out that he has the clap and should go get that checked out at the Community health Center. (pssst, those kinds of things should be kept private).
And Finally, Border Patrol, Stop asking me stupid questions. Really, I am A U.S. Citizen, and asking me where I was born is not gonna change a thing, I could tell you brownsville Texas, or I could tell you wannahockaloogie, Alaska, regardless of what I tell you, there are two things that you have to adhere to, 1. I pay your salary, 2. I have a card in my wallet that says stop annoying me and let me go back to sleep.
oh and give the mexicans a break, they just want to get a decent job.
anyway, on to business, here's what we gots to do. First things first, Mexicans, stick to a fucking language! Especially middle aged chunky ladies! Now, here at Rennie Regalado corp. do not have anything against chunky mexican ladies, except for the fact that they are loudly, obnoxiously, always talking on the phone in a spanglish language! Realmente tienes que estar talking like this?! (Translation: do you really have to be hablando asi?!?!) Second, I really really really do not want to hear about your family's problems while you're on the phone...even while my ipod is on full blast. I especially don't think your son, Ramiro, wants everyone else on the bus to find out that he has the clap and should go get that checked out at the Community health Center. (pssst, those kinds of things should be kept private).
And Finally, Border Patrol, Stop asking me stupid questions. Really, I am A U.S. Citizen, and asking me where I was born is not gonna change a thing, I could tell you brownsville Texas, or I could tell you wannahockaloogie, Alaska, regardless of what I tell you, there are two things that you have to adhere to, 1. I pay your salary, 2. I have a card in my wallet that says stop annoying me and let me go back to sleep.
oh and give the mexicans a break, they just want to get a decent job.
posted by ingenium at 9:40 PM
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