Little Boy, You're Going To Hell...
I have found hell. It might surprise some of you that its on earth. It might surprise some of you that its in Brownsville, TX, but really the heat should have been a clue. It might surprise some of you that it is on the University of Texas- Brownsville campus but it wouldn't if you were at all familiar with UTB (affectionately called "University of Taco Bell").
You see, hell is having waited for over an hour for your name to be called in the financial aid office and knowing that there is only one person ahead of you in line but all of a sudden having a mighty need to use the bathroom. That, my friends, is hell. I believe God sends all sinners to UTB at some point in their lives or afterlives. The time they spend waiting for one person to finish their inane questioning while your bladder is about to erupt is directly proportional to how much you have sinned. I wouldn't be surprised if Hitler had to spend whole years in the office. I didn't see him there this morning so I can only assume that forgiveness does exists for all.
I hope this makes you feel better.
You see, hell is having waited for over an hour for your name to be called in the financial aid office and knowing that there is only one person ahead of you in line but all of a sudden having a mighty need to use the bathroom. That, my friends, is hell. I believe God sends all sinners to UTB at some point in their lives or afterlives. The time they spend waiting for one person to finish their inane questioning while your bladder is about to erupt is directly proportional to how much you have sinned. I wouldn't be surprised if Hitler had to spend whole years in the office. I didn't see him there this morning so I can only assume that forgiveness does exists for all.
I hope this makes you feel better.
posted by Oscar at 10:22 AM
3 Comments:
i want to comment but cant think of anything witty. So ... yep failed again.
jejejeejeje what you don't like Harvard by the Rio ?? it a great school! and that is exactly why i
left. i have never again been witness to such an enormous gathering of fools.kingsville ain't so bad anymore is it?
kingsville really isn't that bad. Until you get home at 12 o'clock, sit in front of the couch and realize that your main source of entertainment is the window.
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