how i pwned jupiter++::...

these are the chronicles of several times that i have been recently pwning jupiter for several accounts of stupidity.

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me: hey ur fat!

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jupiter: hey cindy, why dont u ever pick up your phone, its always like this!
me: "jupiter" u never pick up ur phone!!
jupiter: i didnt pick up my phone because my old phone didnt work
me: it didnt work because u didnt know how to pick it up
jupiter: no its because it didnt work, and this one does
me: i can prove u wrong, i can tape everytime u dont pick up ur phone
jupiter: but u dont have a camera right now and i already picked it up, how are u gonna be following me?
me: [shrug at stupidity, rolll eyes, siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh] i will tape u when i call from my own phone
jupiter: oh
me: i can prove u wrong
jupiter: no u cant
me: wanna bet?
jupiter: i dont bet [leaves room]
me: weaksauce!!!
jupiter: [comes back] i am not weak, i am wise [storms out quickly, not awaiting final comeback]
me: ur RETARDED!!!!! [close door] [open door] weaksauce!! [close door]

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jupiter: can i talk to you?
me: no

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me: arent u on a diet?
jupiter: yes
me: then why are u eating pizza?
jupiter: i hadnt had pizza in forever and i havent eaten alot......
[in a magical way, her words became weird and the only thing i heard was:]
the gnomes in planet kababa are sick and because the house of virgo is rotating around the suns earthly blind spot, lou the truckdriver has been unable to feed his starving children that bono wants to help, so then they ate and i was happy and since the invited me and only ahd pizza i couldnt say no, and the pizza talked to me and told me to eat it as some random dude watched and filled a dixie cup.
me: uh hu

cheers