how jupiter pwned me

I put it in the comments section but i don't think anyone would read it because it pretty much was too late.

so I decided to write a little story.

So we're at carl's and I'm drinking...heavily. serioulsy those black and blues get to ya, and they decide to invite Jupiter. I tell joey, "joey, don't invite jupiter, i hate jupiter. it's annoying" Joey says, "she's a pair of tits come ooon". or something like that. so okaaay, whatever, I try not to get in its way. until, of course, Carl starts bringing out the drinking games. I then start drinking more black and blues [by the way, black and blues are a mixture of blue moon and guiness, with a slice of orange, they're damn good]. After a while, Jupiter seemed a little more charming or lady like and less jupiterish. I guess it stopped talking about lord xenu and planet zangoth or whatever. so I went for it, I then realized what I was doing, and quickly decided to drink more until black out. which I did. Next day, carl's couch was where i woke up, and i didn't know where I was, and jupiter was nowhere to be found, thank God.

and that my friends is how jupiter pwned me.