Well what do you know

Some people said this blog wouldn't last but guess what today is...



yup, in case you can't read that, it says 1st anniversary. My photobucket is being gay. But yeah, our blog is now one year old. Amazing.

Leap Seconds...

Check this story out. Turns out there are some things we don't know about time. It seems that the time we keep isn't really exact and every few years or so we have to add a leap second. Did anyone know this? Well now the U.S. wants to get rid of leap seconds.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05210/545823.stm

Interesting story with a lot I didn't know about time.

Sucks for New Elementary Students

So...

We might have TEN planets instead of nine.

Proposed names?

Boy Scouts Have a Bad Month

Seems the Boy Scouts haven't been very lucky this month.

Lightning Strike

Heat

Electricity

and some Girls Scouts had to be rescued from a river.

I don't know what they did, but I believe the Scouts have pissed off Nature.

Another Cool Site...

http://www.punkasspunk.com/caffeine.php

I found another cool site. This one tells you how many cans of soda it would take to kill you. You just enter the soda you want to kill yourself with and your weight. Its pretty cool. It turns out that it would take 450 cans of coke to kill me and only 340 of diet coke interestingly enough. Also it would only take 278 cans of my favorite soda (Mountain Dew) to kill me. That is going to be a problem cause Mountain Dew is giving away Xbox 360s and I would like to win one.

IV

so i finally wrote what will become twinkie episode IV: the symmetry of bread
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and well some selct few (actually 3) have the copy of what it will be. lets keep it secret til then.
what i wanted to do for next semester (beside finishing the saga) is make like a party for ieee and have some bands playing there after the showing of episode 4. i'd like the remnants there to compose and perform a song for the saga, and if its good, it might make the movie (wink wink).
on the other hand, i also want to show it before actual movies at the biology building, just so we can build up a hype. that way when we make the party, we can sell burgers or popcorn or something, think of it as a fund raiser.
anyways, the songs for the last episode, well the tentative soundtrack is as follows (band : song)
santa esmeralda : dont let me be misunderstood
m83 : unrecorded
los superelegantes : sha lalalala
los superelegantes : panadero
twisted sister : we're not gonna take it
kiss : i was made for loving you
nancy sinatra : bang bang
chingon : malaguena salerosa
dredg : ode to the sun
flogging molly : drunken lullabys
liquits : la carrera de seis ponys
the mars volta : miranda that ghost just isn't holy anymore
the outfield : your love
silverio : yepa yepa yepa
and thats about it
cheers

Fun With Glue...

This monitor was super glued to the wall. Now you can send messages to it. You can't always get your message up right away but if you keep trying you can.

http://infectous.plugin.com.br/reality/

I got it

I found something to say or better yet ask. so i'm looking though my profile and i see that at the bottom there is a list of members of the blog.
Oscar Cronus ingenium evil ferret of doom Whatta_Fck Angel meandthestereo Angry_Chef enfermo Chikilla

now chikilla i can guess is mariela but who the hell is enfermo???

I wish

I really wish I had someything to say ...

Second Term President...

Guess by now he just doesn't care whether he is presidential or not...

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/bush-flips-press.mov

Wow

If this kid beats me at jedi i quit ....
Click here

Interesting things found on the way to work

aaaand the close up

I wonder the attacker didnt screw whoever made Ad Aware

Link

338.23.9

DON'T READ YOU WILL BE OFFENDED...

ahahaah me and rennie are not welcome in the kingdom of heaven rite now.... why you may ask... welllll...


Renato - all I can do is close my eyes, and cross my heart, and hope to die. says:
no queremos que lo apagues porque nosotros somos catholicos y es contra nuestra religion, y creemos que george bush dijo que no
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
y que dijo este dude, a mi me vale nasties, y yo quiero moñoñonguearme con esta super model
Renato - all I can do is close my eyes, and cross my heart, and hope to die. says:
yup
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
tu crees que le haya hecho los nasties por el hoyo del feeding tube?
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
does is count as oral sex/
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
?
Renato - all I can do is close my eyes, and cross my heart, and hope to die. says:
hahahahahahaha
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
hahahaahaaha BLOGGGGG THAT SHITTTT
Renato - all I can do is close my eyes, and cross my heart, and hope to die. says:
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
does inserting ur penis in a feeding tube whole counts as oral sex ahahaaha
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
do it wey
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
do it
Renato - all I can do is close my eyes, and cross my heart, and hope to die. says:
bueno
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
hahahahahahaha
Renato - all I can do is close my eyes, and cross my heart, and hope to die. says:
pero voy a poner que fue courtesia tuya
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
just copy paste it dude
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
haaaaahha
1-- šµþë®mªn'Š ßåçk ß솢hÊš... dude... fuck The O.C.!!!... Laguna Beach's back!!!... says:
hold on i'll do it

nobody was harmed during the making of this post, and it was just a regular normal conversation...

best conversation I've had

Him: That electronic sandwich machine is what makes Sheetz awesome
me: what?
Him: its this machine that lets you pick the sandwich then someone makes it for you.
me: oh, I thought you meant the automatic sandwich machines
him: nah, but it would be cool if they had those too
me: They do, they're called a wife, badum ping!
him: haha, nah but you can't pull a chord on a wife.
me: of course you can. Look at Terry Shiavo.

Tamara meet Sue

So Tamara told me about this dinosaur exibit in chicago and of course me being the dork that I am I had to go. Anyway this is Sue the most complete T-Rex ever found.

Time Travel...

There's this article about realistic time travel. The travelling to the future part is the one we all know but the travelling to the past part is new. I don't quite get it so if any of you do comment a simpler explanation.

http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20050716/fob7.asp

341.7.54

como se que nunca me hacen casooooo cuando pongo un comentario, decidi hacer un post, y asiii awebo lo leeran... tiene que ver con el post, de "Relevant" y es solo mi opinion, no lo tomen a mal, ni personal, es simplemente lo que pienso...

blah, blah, blah, es todo lo que lei, y lei cosillas de aqui, y cosillas de aca... asi iba a empezar el comentario pero me dije a mi mismo, si vaz a hacer un comentario que sea un comentario en serio y que valga la pena leer, cosa que en lo personal va a ser un poco dificil.

En fin, en mi opinion podemos ver al acto de ser terrorista, o terrorismo como una tactica, puede ser, es probable, pero ellos no lo ven asi, a ellos (terroristas, terrorismo) no creo que les importe tacticas, ellos matan por sus creencias, mas que nada, para ellos es una forma de vida, no creen en morir por su pais, si no por su dios... valgame el señor, estos dudes necesitan vidas...otra cosa, si, checo, si la situacion en las fronteras esta mal, hey en todo el pais, en todo el mundo en general esta mal, si, en unas partes menos que en otras, solo tiene que ver el tipo de relaciones que tienes, y con quien sales...

La verdad, es cierto lo que dice NATO, va a estar cabron deshacerte del terrorismo, o terroristas, pero no porque les tengamos miedo, o porque saben que asustan, o porque nunk sabemos que parte del mundo van a atacar, pero retomando lo que dije anteriormente, nunk se va a poder eliminar el terrorismo, porque es una cultura, y una forma de vida, digo desde pequeños se les instruye morir por su dios, si, si son mamadas, pero es lo que creen...

Otra cosa, carlos, tienes razon wey, el que nada debe nada teme, asi que si quieren ver que tipo de porno veo, y que tipo de revistas leo, o que tipo de papel de baño uso, que lo vean (ya se se preguntan, que lo vea quien? el gobierno, digo de eso se trata este argumento no?) yo mientras no quiera ser terrorista, o me convierta al Islam, no tengo porque dejar que me moleste que sepan que tipo de cosas hago, o porque no quieren que sepan? acaso uds. hacen bombas?, matan gente por las noches? yo no, por ende no me molesta


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Dianosis

Joey & Danyela could you guyz add picture to your profile.
Thank you
gtg bye

Relevant...

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. " Ben Franklin

"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." James Madison

"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent." Thomas Jefferson

The Patriot Act has been renewed. It was supposed to be only temporary while we fought terrorists after 9-11-01. It has been renewed for 10 years.

beam me up scotty....scotty?

James Doohan is dead.

345.1.6

DO NOT READ
...SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

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Oh my God this is fucking hilarious

http://www.filefarmer.com/Xizer/pottercrash.MOV

some awesome guy who is now my hero in Dallas doing a spoiler drive-by an hour after the book is released outside of a Barnes and Noble.

do not open if you don't want Harry Potter spoilers.

But it is fucking hilarious

Emily's Coming Scurry Scurry...

What is this wierd fascination with plotting hurricanes? My dad keeps checking the news to see exactly where Emily is. All I need to know is that it is coming this way and that our house isn't mobile.

Google earth

This thing is so cool i think neto mentioned it once but i dunno anyway here check it out
http://earth.google.com/

Top 5 Favorite Books

1. Hearts in Atlantis - Stephen King
2. A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
3. The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
4. Interview With the Vampire - Anne Rice
5. The Giver - Lois Lowry

list yours! I need new books to read.

A for Awesome...

Just wanted to show you guys this poster for a cool movie coming out sometime this year. I really like the tagline.


Anyway the movie stars Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the heroes. That will be wierd. Its based on a graphic novel by Alan Moore. Like Frank Miller, this guy is one of the top comic book writers of all time.

Here is the link to the web site.

P.S. I am now the proud owner of the sixth book in the series detailing Harry Potter's adventures in the Hogwarts School of Witcraft and Wizardry.

http://vforvendetta.warnerbros.com/

Sorry Carlos,

Eminem Retires

Pictures of coheed at the avalon

I know I've been putting in coheed a lot but I feel I should put these

because first you think everything is ok you know, claudio is just doing his thing


and there's travis havin fun


and you can see mic doin a little dance


and josh, wondering what next rap song to put out



but then everything goes crazy when you see....holy shit that's a double neck SG!

vegetarian pizzas, drunk rennie, and more!

that's a vegetarian pizza that tasted sooo good, it was expensive as hell though, but what isn't in california.





here's drunk rennie taking an emo pic in front of a mirro

haha pwned

simpsons

i'm bored, so while working i stumbled upon this test that tells you which simpsons character best describes you.
fill it out and put it on the comment section you drones.
cheers


I'm Homer, who are you? by NoHomers.net

RFID Interesting Article

Here

On a completely unrelated side-note. I saw these bumper sticker that made me laugh pretty hard.

"š Kerry 57,288,974 [X] Bush 60,608,582
Quantitative proof that over 60 million
of you are morons. "

Then another that said

"NOT RICH ENOUGH FOR A TAX BREAK."

gtg bye

New Coheed Song

For those of you who want to Download the Coheed Song and Burn it into a CD and listen to it over and over in your you can click here.

and click on save to disk, we all are computer literare, you all should know what to do.

Rock on.

350.23.51

que pedo fucking whores...

como estan, el dia de hoy viernes me voy a la verga a houston, a que me explique mi sr. padre la clase de heat transport phenomena... de la verga no...

en fin no se que contarles mas que mi buen amigo renaldo with a d, me paso un link de una rola mamalonaaaaaaa que e estado escuchando desde que me paso el link, asi es, la pagina sigue abierta y la escucho y la escucho y la escucho y me vale verga, pinches little penises, everywhereeeee!!!!!!!!!

callense a la verga putas...

deux bitches...
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Funny Disclaimer...

About the picture of the week. When we started doing the picture of the week thing we said that we wanted you guys to send us pics that you may have wanted as the pic of the week. I don't know about Carlos but so far I haven't recieved one. It's cool I don't mind picking the pic of the week when I have to but for me at least sometimes I'm not feeling creative enough to pick one anc change it. Also I know Carlos is busy a lot of the time what with work and everything. I'm not as busy as him all the time but all my pics are not in this computer and I prefer personal pics. So hey if you want more pictures as picture of the week please send me some.

nukethewhalesagain@gmail.com

Send me pics, just say hi. As long as its not porn feel free to send it in (i can get my own porn).

Peace Out!

P.S. In case you didn't notice you can now click on the picture to enlarge it just in case you can't tell who the picture is of.

352.10.16

FUCK YOU
pinches putos todos, a si...
los nastieeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss...
i believed this site needed something... (not anymore)
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Here goes something...

I know I haven't posted in a while. I feel like getting political today. Here are my favorite two political stories of the moment.

I was awake when the London bombings first appeared on the news. I wasn't able to sleep that night and as I was finally falling asleep the ABC News music played. I felt sad for the people who died and I wondered what the reaction was going to be from the London public. Turns out they had an awesome reaction. You see Londoners are used to people trying to kill them. They are in the thick of it. In World War 2 they had air raids. They've had bombings from every terrorist organization under the sun. They're used to this. So when it happened most of them said a little prayer for the families of the dead and wounded then said "Right then. How about a pint?". Seriously. Check THIS site out for proof. Meanwhile Fox is wondering "Why do European countries let so many Muslims into their countries?" O'Reilly recently said this "Breeds this kind of contempt for western society." Apparently the answer to terrorism is to stop letting muslims into our country.

The other interesting story is that one of President Bush's top officials might have leaked out the identity of a secret cia operative. This started when the CIA sent a former ambassador by the name of Joseph Wilson to investigate whether Iraq bought nuclear materials from Africa. wilson came back and told the CIA, and the president's administration that no this did not happen. Later in a state of the union address Bush told the american people that Iraq was trying to get nuclear materials from africa. Basically he lied. Or he did not tell the truth. It is had to know which. Wison then wrote an article for the New York Times saying that this was not true and that he told people that it wasn't true. As an answer to this a columnist by the name of Robert Novack reported that Wilson had gotten the job thanks to his "operative" wife, Valerie Plume. Now it is illegal to knowingly reveal the name of an undercover operative. So an investgation started over who revealed to Novack and several other reporters this information. A reporter from TIME magazine came forward last week and revealed that one of his sources was Karl Rove. For those of you who don't know Karl Rove is he is the guy responsible for gettin Bush into office. He was his main campaign strategist and one of Bush's top people. He has been called Bush's brain and the "Architect of the administration". But even he can not access this information either. Someone had to give it to him. So this can go farther up. If you want to read more about this story I would start HERE.

Ren

http://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/health/feeds/hscout/2005/07/11/hscout526768.html
read away

London

Anybody else notice that in London we saw the best of humanity (Live 8) and the Worst (terrorists) within a week.

Tengo una pinche cruda pero mal pedo

Goddamn i'll never drink this much again.

i actually orginally put "i'll never drink again" but i corrected myself. But i do think i will stay away from alcohol from here on out. And God is punishing me because i can't find any water or aspirin.

Dude, do you know who got hot in our high school class?

ME!

hahahahahhahahahahaha

i fucking rock.

Blog Update

If your looking at this page through http://www.dianosis.net
you might notice how it looks funny.
I have made a couple of adjusments to webpage layout.
It takes 30minutes to a day for Yahoo Domain names to reset itself. So give it a day and it should look normal.

For a sneak peak (yah yah doesnt look much differant but is better)
http://cronuslags.blogspot.com

Oh yah im also not complelty finished i need to make posts thicker. I forgot that but i have to go home now.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

this deserves the blasphemy!

108 3 Inches Of Blood A Hero From A Thousand Paces A Murder Of Crows A Wilhelm Scream The Acacia Strain Against Me! The Agony Scene The AKA's All That Remains Alove For Enemies Animosity Anorexic Beauty Queen Anterrabae Anti-Flag Armor For Sleep Arms Race As Cities Burn At All Cost Backstabbers Inc. The Banner The Beautiful Mistake Bedlight For Blue Eyes Betrayed Between The Buried And Me Between Walls Blacklisted Bold The Bouncing Souls Boy Sets Fire Buried Inside The Burning Season Calico System Cannae Casey Jones The Casualties Champion The Chariot Chimaira Classic Case Cold War Comeback Kid Converge Cryptopsy Curl Up And Die Cursed Dead Hearts Dead To Fall Death Before Dishonor Demiricious Donnybrook

Doomriders Ed Gein Embrace Today Emery The End Ensign The Esoteric Evergreen Terrace Fall River Fight Paris Final Word Fire When Ready From A Second Story Window From Autumn To Ashes Ghost Of The Saltwater Machines Ghosts Of War Glass And Ashes Good Clean Fun Gym Class Heroes H20 Haste The Day Hatebreed He Is Legend Hidden In Plain View Hit The Lights Horse The Band Houston Calls I Am Idaho If Hope Dies Ion Dissonance Kane Hodder Kids Like Us The Killing Life In Pictures Long Since Forgotten The Loved Ones Madball Marathon MC Goldie Wilson Mean Season The Minor Times Misery Signals Most Precious Blood New Atlantic Nile Nobody Left Behind Nodes Of Ranvier None More Black Nora Norma Jean North Side Kings

One Dead Three Wounded Outbreak Paria Pig Destroyer Planes Mistaken For Stars Psyopus Public Enemy Ramallah Ready Set Fail The Receiving End Of Sirens The Red Chord The Red Death Remembering Never Rise Against Roses Are Red The Secret Seventh Star Shattered Realm Sick Of It All Silhouette Silverstein Sinai Beach Since The Flood Six Feet Under Smoke Or Fire Society's Finest Spitalfield Spitfire Stemm Still Remains Stretch Arm Strong Strike Anywhere Suffocate Faster Suffocation Sworn Enemy Symphony In Peril Terror This Day & Age This Is Hell Throwdown Time Of Need Today Is The Day Underminded Unearth The Unseen Walk The Line The Warriors When Tigers Fight Winter Solstice With Honor

these are a list of all the bands that are going to be at hellfest this year...yes

that is THE AGAINST ME! AND THE PUBLIC ENEMY. Holy crap flava flav is gonna be at hellfest.

For fredo: the beautiful Mistake
For rennie: The Receiving end of Sirens
For Neto: HORSE the band

carlos and checo don't really count...unless they want to go see public enemy, which i do.

and this time it wouldn't be some scam like SXSW, just $99.99 for tickets, a 3 day fest, and that's it. I know its impossible though. its in jersey. still would be nice. look at all those bands.

ok i'm gonna go masturbate now, too many awesome bands.

Wireless internet sucks

I'm sorry, even if its in the basement or not.

Wireless internet fucking blows. what if we were all online at the sametime using it up? One of us would end up suffering. I, for one, am againt wireless internet. It is a retarded investment.

War of the Bored...

Actually I kind of liked the movie. The effects weren't too over the top. The tension was good. Steven Speilberg did that thing he does like he did in Jaws. It was all right. It would have been better if i didn't HATE every single character . I hated Tom Cruise cause he was way too self-centered. I hated the son cause he was just a dick. I hated the little girl cause she was whiny. I can't think of a single character that I ended up liking. So I can't really feel fear for the people when I really really want them to die.

Money and Science

I found an interesting editorial article about why Scientists don't make money

here

And the writer had some pretty good ideas about how to cash in on the science business that I thought we would all enjoy.

"1. Let Hollywood take over the Nobel Prize ceremony. Get John Travolta and Tom Cruise to host. As Scientologists, they cover the science angle. Throw in some beautiful, scantily clad women, slick production values, shameless self-promotion and overblown hype, and you'll have a hit. It'll make being a scientist cool.

2. Adopt-a-geek. Instead of adopting an underprivileged child, adopt a starving scientist. People could help pay to send them to graduate school or get that dental work done. They could consider it a community service and get a tax deduction.

3. Brain tax. When a person does something stupid — endless supply — they have to pay a tax to support scientific research. So if someone gets caught talking on their cell phone in a theater, that's a $100 fine for a needy scientist."

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dudesss....

watta fuck.... 3 bottles of buchanans... and not enough... tomorrow i will do some more research about this so called alcohol

you know i'm trying to save people with fucked up livers... anyway take care bitches...


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