best conversation I've had

Him: That electronic sandwich machine is what makes Sheetz awesome
me: what?
Him: its this machine that lets you pick the sandwich then someone makes it for you.
me: oh, I thought you meant the automatic sandwich machines
him: nah, but it would be cool if they had those too
me: They do, they're called a wife, badum ping!
him: haha, nah but you can't pull a chord on a wife.
me: of course you can. Look at Terry Shiavo.