Finals

Low Activity on blog due to finals. I would apologize to fanatic readers, however i dont feel i should have to apologize for having to take exams, for that matter none of us should. However Oscar should post more. (not b/c he doesnt have exams) but b/c we all laff with his shit. Anywho i should be in Random Signals right now, learning about stuff and shit and nothing about playing cards like oscar once thought. Sad thing is i dont think i learned anything in that class and i think im getting a AAAAAAA isnt that great. Well for now it will fuck me later. anywho gotta get back to dazzin off in classs. GTG BYE MOTHA

Mock, Mock, Mock...

I am now once again fully employed. Thats right, Rennie & Fredo I once again mock the unemployed. HAHAHA!

I now am a full time employee of the soul sucking telemarketing firm that is Convergy's. That means that if you have a problem with your Sprint service I might be the asshole you yell obscenities to. And therefore refuses to really help you with your problem.

Admit it

Admit it!
Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance
And vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs
You know nothing about art or sex
That you couldn’t read in any trendy New York underground fashion magazine
Prototypical non-conformist
You are a vacuous soldier of the thrift store Gestapo
You adhere to a set of standards and tastes
That appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges (bullshit)
Giving a thumbs up or thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends and styles of music and art
Go analog baby, you’re so post-modern
You’re diving face forward into a antiquated path
It’s disgusting, its offensive, don’t stick your nose up at me

Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah
Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah

You spend your time sitting in circles with your friends
Pontificating to each other
Forever competing for that one moment of self-aggrandizing glory
In which you hog the intellectual spotlight
Holding dominion over the entire shallow pointless conversation
Oh, we’re not worthy
When you walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people
You chuckle to yourself patting yourself on the back as you scoff
It's the same superiority complex
Shared by the high school jocks who made your life a living hell
And makes you a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma
You spend every moment of your waking life bitching about

Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah
And I say yeah, what do you have to say for yourself
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah

Cause I’m proud of my life and the things that I have done
Proud of myself and the loner I’ve become
You’re free to whine, it will not get you far
I do just fine, my car and my guitar

Proud of my life and the things that I have done
Proud of myself and the loner I’ve become
You’re free to whine, it will not get you far
I do just fine, my car and my guitar, yeah

Well let me tell you this, I am shamelessly self-involved
I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled
I worry about how this album will sell
Because I believe it will determine the amount of sex I will have in the future
I self medicate with drugs and alcohol to treat my extreme social anxiety

You are a faker (admit it)
You are a fraud (admit it)
Yeah, you’re living a lie (hey) living a lie (hey) you’re life is living a lie
You don’t impress me (admit it)
You don’t intimidate me (admit it)
Why don’t you bow down, get on the ground, walk this fucking plank (yeah!)

Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah
And I say yeah (what do you..)

Proud of my life and the things that I have done
Proud of myself and the loner I’ve become
You’re free to whine, it will not get you far
I do just fine, my car and my..
Guitar, guitar go!

I drift drift drift drift drift yeah
I drift drift drift drift drift yeah oh

And I am done with this
I wanna taste the breeze of every great city
My car and my guitar
My car and my guitar
So you'll come to be, made of these, urgent unfulfilled
Oh no no no no no
When I'm dead I'll rest
When I'm dead I'll rest way still
When I'm dead I'll rest, I'll rest
When I'm dead I'll rest, I'll rest
When I'm dead I'll rest, I'll rest
When I'm dead I'll rest, I'll rest

Why do bad things happen to good people?

I figured it out. Entropy. It's all about the disorder of the universe. Think about it, lets look at two different types of people. "good" people and "bad" people. Good people do good, as in they go out of their way to do something good. Basically they are trying to bring order to the universe. Entropy catches it and makes sure something goes wrong and causes disorder. Therefore that which the good person was ordering falls down into a state of disorder. The "Bad" person, doesn't want to cause order, but in fact, he wants to cause more disorder. So when Entropy causes disorder around him, its not so bad, because he's used to the state of disorder. And even then, they help cause disorder so causing disorder usually tends to benefit.

what am I saying? fuck if I know.

I'm So Excited, And I Just Can't Hide It....

I know at least half the blog doesn't care about this but I'm jsut so excited about this that I need to announce it somewhere. My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, A Static Lullaby, and possibly Underoath or Saoisin will be in Corpus on March 20th. Its like a new Winter Warped Tour type thing. INFO

WARNING: This post is anti-red states...

I think this guy has the right idea.

http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

Today's Post Sponsored By The Letter F....

Being the only jobless, classless, carless, pretty much pointless one of the blog, I will have to step up to the plate and cover for the others.

Here's a little controversial issue but not too controversial. I think we should all be able to agree on this issue at least.

So last year something funny happened. Janet Jackson showed her breast on television. Since then, though, the FCC, the people who regulate the use of dirty words and stuff on television, have been going crazy trying to stop anything that could be seen as harmful from broadcast television ad radio. It has hit Howard Stern and last week ABC was unable to show the movie Saving Private Ryan in some places because the stations were afraid of getting hit by FCC fines. This is a movie about World War II. A few years ago they used to show Schindler's List on TV. It was the first place I saw it. Doesn't seem like they could get away with that now.

Well I just read an article that hinted that while some people in the government are thinking that the FCC is going to far, the FCC could still try its luck and start applying some decency rules in cable ( Cartman?), Satellite Radio (Howard Stern?), and the Internet (Us?).

So in honor of the FCC is have this to say...
Fuckity-Fuck Fuck. Eat Shit, Suck it, Blow Me, Bitch, Ho, Fuck Fuck Fuck, fuckity fuck fuck. Oh yes and Barbara Streisand.

To the Readers (or should I say reader :p) of the blog.

You may have noticed that Blog activity has been rather low. This low blog activity is due to a overactivity of the posters. The posters are being given many different tasks to complete and therefore the amount of poster RAM available is very low, so blog activity will be slow for a limited time. When the posters complete all their tasks I am sure that blog activity will increase in speed.

Sincerely,
Renato Regalado (the videocard (get it? cuz i'm in charge of graphics ;) ))

For all the mexicans out there

VUELO PRESIDENCIAL

Estaba Vicente Fox, Santiago Creel y Lopez Obrador
sobrevolando la ciudad capital en un helicoptero.
De repente Fox dice a sus asesores:
- Voy a lanzar un billete de 500 para hacer feliz a una familia!

Creel le dice:
- Señor Presidente, porque mejor no lanza
5 billetes de 100 y asi hace feliz a 5 familias?

En eso Lopez Obrador para no quedarse atras dice:
-En ese caso, lance 10 billetes de 50
y asi hace feliz a 10 familias!
En eso voltea el piloto y les dice:

-Y porque mejor no se lanzan los tres a chingar a su madre y HACEN
FELIZ.....
A TODO EL PAIS!!

Who stabbed who in the what where?????

Update, currently I am working on creating the webpage, for all of us. I am open to any suggestions, links, ideas whatever, this website is OURS. http://www.dianosis.net
As for diego, i havnt heard anything about him leaving. As a matter of fact he always deletes his posts whats new. Post any suggestions anybody has for this site. As for now ren is in charge of graphics, either thank him or bitch at him for his drawings. Criticism, is welcome, however remember i dont care if you critic me. Ill just take suggestions. Thanks to EL CHECO for the southpark characters. i personally like them very much. For now, i failed both my tests today, but at least i can spell. GTG BYE

The Blogs of our Lives....

So what happened? Are the girlies on the blog? Is Diego leaving for good? Why are his posts gone? And what the hell happened to the PROFILES sidebar? Now that I'm at home all I have are these soap operas to entertain me. Who knew the blog would turn into one.

For Diego

Deux fuckers.

227.0.16

deux fuckers...

whaaaa??

First off...what's the big fucking deal bitch??
why is this "girls posting on the blog" such a big issue it's not like they don't read it already... i think it'll be fun to have other people post on the blog as well and besides if they want to bitch about shit...why not ?? so i say let'em in!!

ps
i hate it when rennie is right...

Happy Days

soooooo
other than the fact that there are two warring factions in this blog... what else is new.. eh eh... huh huh (yeah im the kind of lame mediator that just has to say something at the table to smoothe the conversation over)
but fuck that
heres my take on this
anyone has a say on this blog
if its gonna get personal then dont argue or post, if you cant take the bitching, then dont argue or post.
dudes, cmon, seriously, we are all friends. yeah maybe we dont hang out a lot of time together. but i consider that all of you are friends. and friends dont fight friends, morover over such an infantile matter as saying yes or no to girls on a blog. rennie and diego, both of you just like to fight, and its cool to see you at it. but dudes, u both are friends, each entitled with an opinion, meaning that both of you may not think the same thing about a matter; you have to respect the opinion and the argument of the counterpart, even if its dumb and stupid (im not saying both of ur arguments are dumb and stupid, its just and example). thats what makes this blog so great. adding more people cant hurt. but you gotta respect the other point of view, remember benito juarez :: el respeto al derecho ajeno es la paz ::
and when i said i agreed with diego, is that all this time, this seemed like a guy blog thing. i knew women posted here (the comments), that didnt hurt or anything, is just that i had the idea that that was the way it was going. but hey, we are an equal opportunity employer (where i agree with rennie). im just saying that that was the way it seemed. a guy only thing, in which we bitch cause we have things in common (sometimes). thats why i agreed with diego.
i really dont think this should be taken as such a big deal, i mean its just a vote over something so simple. i post, but the blog aint mine, carlos should make the call. im all up for funny and interesting stuff to read, so go for it.
what i dont like is seeing buddies fight. its like watching cheech not sharing his pot with chong. its just not right.
its like carlos without tamara...
neto without his cinic sarcasm...
checo without his fat aggresion...
me without my skinny perspective on the fat world...
angel......errr.......whom i have yet to meet...
see if all of the above werent true, it wouldnt be just right.
so anyways lets make the blog a happy place to post. mmmmm kay????
cheers

ps
yo soy nopaloooon jajajaja
a pura honra
cmon rennie u are too
even if it says in a paper that ur us born
like me
we are the same blood
mexicanooooooo
nos gusta lamer los biscochos
caca chichi moco teta guey pipi popo guiri guiri pipiris nais
mamaciiiiita en esa cola yo si me fooooormo
ves
si te ries eres nopalooooon
jejejeje

ps 2
:: strong xandir, strong xandir ::

HAHAHAAHAHA EL PUTITO NO SABE CON QUE RESPONDER!

HAHAHAHAA NO RESPETO A NADIE QUE SE PORTA DE PENDEJETE. QUE SEAN MIS MAYORES O MENORES, SI ERES IDIOTA NO TIENES MI RESPETO

AAAA Mira al pobre diegito, no sabe como responder a un argumento que le parte la madre. asi que pone una chingaderita que dice que le vale madres.

no sabes perder diegito? you have so much pride that you have to hide your emotion of a loser and tell people that you don't give a fuck? well if you don't give a fuck, then why did you take the time to look at our old posts? why did you take the time to make your argument? in fact, why did you take the time to make that loong ass fucking post in spanish saying that you don't care? stop lying to yourself or anyone, because clrearly you suck at it just as much as you suck at life.

ya perdio Diego, ya voto la mayoria, make a fucking girlies page if you really consider this shit a fucking democracy.


another thing, i don't make fun of your country.

so have respect for mine and speak fucking english.

In the beginning

"In the year 2004, i have come to the conclusion that 80 percent of society is comprised of morons, and b/c of this made up statistic, i will proceed to dedicate this page to those few around me who feel that in kingsville there is nothing better to do then bitch. Bitch about politics, music, movies, school, rap, dirty laundry, dorm life, my job, etc...... If you really dont feel like hearing my bitching remember anything put on this site might be to much for you to understand, and i really dont care if your intellect grows or lessons b/c of this site which i have taken to be my anti boredum page."

If you don't feel like hearing any bitching Diego, then don't fucking read it. It doesn't hurt you if girls are gonna be posting or not in the fucking blog. And another thing, we added angel and he doesn't blog. for all we know they won't even blog. All we're doing is giving them a place for them to bitch.

"So yes, in the beginning, there was three men, Carlos, Oscar, and Renato."

Did I mention you Diego? So according to your argument, you shouldn't be posting in the blog either, the beginning had to do with Carlos, Neto, and me. You weren't included. How would you feel if when carlos wanted to Add you, Neto didn't want to add you and proceeded to bitch just like you were? Wouldn't you be pissed? and I know you, you would be pissed.

check this out.

Tamara came out on the blog before you did. so she should've been added before you.

"I see

Seeing as some people might be getting confused, let me set it out for you

cronus lags - carlos

ingenium - renato

evil ferret of doom - fredo

whatta_fuck - diego

oscar- neto

tamara - adorable ;)

seeing as this is gonna be posted by ingenium, rennie wrote this. and yes mimi, i wrote the other one too."
-rennie

notice, how I mentioned tamara here too. So she has been here just as long, if not longer than you have been here.

So Tamara has not just been here out of nowhere now that she's going out with Carlos, we were all hanging out way before this blog was started. So now, all we're doing is finally giving them a chance to post on the blog.

A time to Vote

Has anybody noticed all contributers to this blog have one thing in common. No No we dont all have anal sex with donkeys. Silly you . I mean we all have a penis some of us haven even gone as far as to name it, however thats besides the point. I call a vote, to be made, should we allow the girlies to join the blog. Active bloggers plz vote under this thread. gtg bye.

I think the joke is in that Jesus was jewish....

The first thing you should know about George Carlin's book When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops is that if you have enjoyed much of Carlin's earlier work then this will feel very familiar. So familiar, that sometimes you will be reading bits that you have heard before. But for all its familiarity it is still sometimes surprising and often funny.
Another thing you should know is that if you are one who gets offended when your beliefs are mocked then you will be offended by this book, no matter what your beliefs are. The name should tell you that he has something against religion. Not just christianity but all religion. As he puts it "I'm not an atheist, and I am not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me." He also freely tackles politics, movies, music, television, celebrities, terrorism, sports, food, animals and words. He talks about words a lot. If you follow his career you know this. He goes from subject almost randomly. He attacks you from so many different directions that you feel exhausted after reading evry few pages. But it is funny. And that is all I should need to tell you.

WHAT FOLLOWS IS A FEW EXCERPTS FROM THE BOOK

"I don't care for athletes who point to the sky after they've accomplished something on the field. Even worse are the ones who kneel down, bow their heads and make a big show of being 'believers.' You know something? God doesn't like that shit. He's not impressed with spiritual granstanding; it embarrasses him. He says 'Get up, you phony, showoff bullshit artist and pay attention to the fuckin' game. I took the points!' Imagine the conceit of these people who thing God is helping them and is looking for their acknowledgement. I say, play now, pray later."

"The United States most closely resembles a huge, poorly-thought-out sick joke."

"This statement is untrue"

Untrue indeed :)

NEXT TIME: The Krispy Kreme Drug

This Week In My Life: Stuff Actually Happens

As opposed to last week, these last few days have been non-boring. Which is good for the blog because there are stories that I can tell here now. But first to sum up my last few days.

I started the new George Carlin book, went to San Antonio, watched my sister win her first big tennis tournament, gorged myself on krispy kreme donuts, stopped by kingsville for a few minutes, saw a guy holding a torch run through kingsville, made it back home, looked for a job, got stabbed by a pair of shoes, got screwed by a cell phone company (again), finished the George Carlin book, saw the new Star Wars trailer, came in my pants at the new star wars trailer, watched 2 cgi animated movies, wrote this entry.

Description of some of these events coming soon.

NEXT TIME: GEORGE CARLIN BOOK REVIEW

Holy shit rennie's a badass

So I'm still waiting on Crispin's verdict of giving me the desk clerk job.

but whoa, i jsut heard that my friend, Jacob, just put in a good word for me in the lab, so they might start paying me as well!

But therein lies ze problemo.

I don't think residence life likes the fact that someone has more than one job. I think that pretty much pisses them off.

so if they don't want me working two jobs I will gladly give a nice big "FUCK YOU" to Terome, I prefer the lab job anyway.

Muerete
chupa mi verga
y tu Dios no existe!

The end of the Tunnel.

So I finally see it...for the first time since i started on this long and tring odessy i see the end....i ...might actually ....graduate ....only 3 more semesters to go. after my long tenure here i think i deserved to pat myself on the back

See "Saw" < --- see if you get it ;)

Its officially official now, Rennie, Checo and I agree on a movie. Let me repeat that Rennie Checo and I agree on a movie. Now I know many people by default like to say scary movies blow, but lets be honest after what happened November 2 are we going to trust "many people". Yes yes that was a bush blow so sue me." The title isn't only a literal reference, but a provocation to audiences to challenge what they see, or at the very least, to pay closer attention. That said, not all of "Saw" makes sense once you step out into the lobby, but the film will undoubtedly get repeat business for those looking to unravel it more fully." Yep yep ren and I proceeded to see this movie again. See we were in a dilemma which I cant quite say yet in order to not ruin the movie for others butttt WATCH IT if you think it blows im sry I have pre categorized you in advance. For now, "You might be in the room you die in," ....... "Watch yourself die, or do something about it."

if you must need to vent frustrations

so if you need to vent frustrations check this out its a bush pinata
cheers

So, read any good books lately?

I finally got my copy of the book I was reading, sadly, I left it in my mom's car that time she came to pick me up to go to san antone. My life became pretty mediocre by then. But now I have it again and I'm happy!....for now. Today, as I was reading some friend's blogs, and talked to a few others, I noticed that today, or yesterday if the clock serves me right, was a pretty sad day. I felt it too. I was doing pretty fine most of the day, but then as I went into lab, this huuuuuge looming sadness was there. Kind of like, a need for someone, I knew it was that when I saw my friends get all cuddly and snuggly with their girlfriends. It sickened me, the words cuddly and snuggly actually sicken me, but man how I wish I could do it.
I'm still waiting on my job status, I really hope I get that job, I'm in desperate need of money. But on a lighter note, my financial aid finally kicked in. I just accepted my awards, that should take another month or so. Tomorrow, or today I get my organic chem test, i'm nervous, I really want to pass it, but that test was hard. So lets hope I did good. Christmas time is almost coming, I saw christmas shit in the middle of october, IN THE MIDDLE OF OCTOBER! Now, Now, Tamara, I know that you love christmas, and I understand that it holds a lot of sentimental value, but it was october! not even halloween yet! I understand november, but october is just exaggerated. Now this may not be my favorite holiday, but this holiday always gives me the oppertunity to do one of my favorite things in the world. Which by the way is really gay. But its giving my friends gifts. Nothing beats sitting down in my room wondering what would be the coolest thing to get my friends. This usually involves a lot of thought. But its fun, I've had fun buying a lot of the gifts I've bought for my friends, especially when I know they'll like em. (For referencing, see, rennie gives Carlos, Angel, and Checo a pool stick, Soul Reaver, and Dune).
This year, I have noticed that my list has gotten longer, so I might either have to cut back on price, or sell my body, either way, I know i'll have a lot of fun. Now I'm the best gift giver here, and christmas is always my no holds barred, I'd like to see you fuckers top it, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T!

p.s. Diego, I'll try and remember to include you in my christmas list ;)

The emperor in Star Wars got the power because of National Security too...

So I'm still a little down about the last couple of days. Though I'm not that angry anymore. I think I went through the whole stages of grief thing. Right now I guess I'm somewhere between denial and acceptance. I'm still a little suspicious of the resulss but everyone else seems to be accepting them so I guess I can too. Now I just want to understand why. The entire section of the country where I live in voted the same way. And I wouldn't vote that way even if I cuold've voted. It makes me feel so lost and powerless. I'm also wondering why so few young people voted. This was supposed to be the year when our vote counted. Where we told people that they should stop treating us like shit because we are willing to vote. But only 17% of the voters were 18-29. Thats the same amount as 4 years ago. So now I have to wonder, "How come I care and nobody else seems to?" I mean it would be easier if I didn't care. I just don't know.

Anyway....

On the upside, I found something good about the short hair. Turns out. I can use less shampoo at a time. Thats a plus. Means I have to spend less on shampoo in the coming economic collapse. ;)

this is for you neto!

pictures of blue hair
Originally uploaded by ferret of doom.

from alfi with love

The post you all have been waiting for.

Noone has had so much animosity for Bush than your's truly. Yes, Renato de Jesus Regalado; we were all tired of hearing me. Nobody listened to me, and the fact that noone listened to me made me even louder, more persistent, and even more annoying. So annoying that everyone just wanted the elections to come and finally get me to shut the fuck up. Now the elections are here, and Bush has been declared the winner, officially, without any tricks or anything. Now we officially have a president that was officially voted for. Yes, ladies and Gentlemen, George Bush has finally won the presidency for the first time in his life. He actually won, its his second term as president, his first term where he actually "deserved it".
Me, ladies and gentlemen, am actually quite calm about it, quite optimistic actually. Well not really optimistic, even I can't believe that bullshit. But the thing is, I tried, I did all I could, I voted, I conversed with other people, I showed them my side, but apparently everyone rather vote for Bush. The thing is that, well, rennie sucks at arguing. He has all this information, he has read a lot, but he isn't good at communicating it correctly and efficiently. Ever wonder why I am not a poli sci major? That is why, i'd be the worst political science major ever. I suck at communicating with people, there is no way I would've gotten into any position. Shit, you want a good example, listen to me trying to talk to a girl.

---excerpt of rennie and a woman--

"Rennie sees girl, rennie says, "hi, how are you doing?
-ok
-that's nice, how did you do in your test? I don't think i did pretty good
-oh I think I alright...
-that's cool...::awkward silence begins::
-soooo what's up?
-nothing much....::fucking awkward silence, get the fuck out! i hate you! you've turned into a completely third person, this silent person, that's just there as a fucking constant reminder that i can't talk to women and the harder i try the more awkward it fucking gets why the fuck do you constantly haunt me!::

---end excerpt-------

That is why all I try is to do what is best without having me communicate. Because I suck at it. Hell, none of you would have ever wanted me to be someone like, say, Neto, of course not, imagine if I had the speaking power of my brother, you'd all be under my command. Of course God saw that, and didn't want that corrupting me so he went to the other end of the spectrum and made me an anti-social little weirdo. He has his reasons, some of it is my fault, i think....i don't know, maybe its elementary school's fault, or maybe its nobody's fault, who knows, all I know is that I have to live with this. How i will get better at it? I don't know, but I do know this, life sucks, but that's how it is. One day life will be better, one day I'll be leading a good life, I'll be helping others, I'll be saving lives in venezuela or in some poor country, and I will have lived a pretty full life. But seeing as I am hopeless when it comes to politics with everyone here, I think I will stick to my "politics" in my sexicanism blog. If you don't want to read it, don't, but I'm not gonna stop. I'm just not going to do it around you people.

But i am never going to stop making long posts! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ADIEU

::on a positive note, the 3rd circle of hell is held for the apathetic ;)::

::huge inhale::

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA.

ohio is for pussies

yes ladies and gentlemen i am back for the blog. back and in writing condition only to offer sad sad news that neto has already posted. yeah... bush won, heaven help us. what will i say to my children when they are born into a country that is hated by the rest of the world as it sinks in a gargantuan depresion of money and values. its not that i hate the US, i love it, i love the chances it has given me to get financial aid, to be in a state college that is recognized (hopefully somewhere, i am crossing my fingers at that), but since its where i live i really dont like how its going. bush winning in an already super republican era isnt really helping. both house republican. the middle class and below will suffer a great blow. and as neto said "i told you to vote for the other guy".
and in other news a quadriplegic in a speedo! : "you know what. ohio blows! OHIO YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY ITCHY RANCID LEMON SHAPED BALL SACK THINGY OF MINE FOR ALL I CARE! so i endorse anyone to pick an adress from ohio, shit in a plastic bag and have it shipped there. make sure you pick the cheapest one, that way youre shit will smell kinda shitty (no pun intended)"
thank you quadriplegic! shocking anecdote!
oh and the pics for my blue hair will be posted soon.
lets see how these next years play off. we nwill invade iran thats for sure. the united states dog (israel) will continue to plunge hell onto the palestinians (sorry for all you palestinians. but the day will come when the israelis will burn in hell...palestinian hell!). mexico will suck up again to bush's orders. mmm so much will happen.
lets stop being political. i'll try and not get heartburn after this election results.
cheers

Heaven Help Us

NBC has called the presidential race and they declared Bush the winner. I was afraid of this. There's really nothing left to do but sit back and watch what happens and sigh and say "Well I tried to make it better" when the economy gets worse, people who could use health care don't get it, when your grandfather loses his social security. All I will able to do is shrug and say "don't blame me, I told you to vote for the other guy."

In a lighter note... I cut my hair today. It's not a pretty sight, at least not in my eyes. I went in and told the lady that wanted a professional look but not boring. It was vague I know but I don't know anything about hair. I also told her I wanted to try to keep it long. And she started cutting. I reminded her that I wanted to try and keep it long. And she kept on cutting. She just would not stop. Not until I looked like just another average, yuppie, corporate, republican asshole rather than the "cut your hair you damn hippie" asshole. Oh well. Tomorrow is another day. Unless you are a democrat. Then tomorrow is just like the last four miserable years.

EDIT: You know I was just going to leave it at that. but no. I AM PISSED. Did you know 48 Nobel Prize winning scientists signed a letter endorsing Kerry. Thats not counting 10 Nobel Prize winning economists who endorsed Kerry and blamed bush for the economy. These are people globally recognized as being of great intelligence. But no the country has to vote for Bush. Do you know who signed a letter endorsing Bush? 24 top athletes did. ATHLETES!!! Do we really need to wonder why the rest of the world sees us as stupid. I'm not saying that athletes are stupid but they aren't Nobel Prize winners.

ode to that special someone who i have a crush on.

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señorita a mi me gusta su estile!
señorita a mi me gusta su estile!

como camina como baila por usted yo vendo mi alma
señorita a mi me gusta su estiyayayile

señorita I really liked your estile
señorita a mi me gusta su estile!

give it move it up everybody chombo!
con permiso habran paso llego el aniquilador
push it up give it up everybody chombo
attencion toda la audiencia que ya llego lo mejor

señorita a mi me gusta su estile!
señorita a mi me gusta su estile!
señorita a mi me gusta su estile!
señorita a mi me gusta su estile!

como camina como baila por usted yo vendo mi alma
señorita a mi me gusta su estiyayayile

señorita I really liked your estile
señorita a mi me gusta su estile!

give it move it up everybody chombo!
con permiso habran paso llego el aniquilador
push it up give it up everybody chombo
repetimos nuevamente ese coro por favor

señorita a mi me gusta su estile!
señorita a mi me gusta su estile!
señorita I really liked your estile
señorita a mi me gusta su estile!

I just heard about this new thing called GMAIL....

I'm just kidding. I've been excited about having a gig worth of email space for a long time, despite the privacy concerns. I got an invite a little while ago. I know angel, checo, and rennie do too. I think Carlos might but I can't be sure. Anyway I was adding Rennie as one of my contacts when I saw that I had 6 invites. So if Diego, Fredo, or anyone out there needs a gmail account then send me an email ( nukethewhalesagain@gmail.com ). I've only got six and friends come first but i will give them out to anyone.

For those of you that already have gmail heres something you might or might not know. Carlos once told me that he likes that hotmail tells him when he has mail through messenger. Well there is a gmail notification tool out that will tell you when you have mail without having to check. Learn about it here.

Who Needs Political Correctness Anyway?

*note Paper i turned in which failed me :) gtg bye
Political correctness explores and attempts to test people’s wits and steal their freedoms by naming it a worthy justifiable cause. In an age of reason and logic, people should know better than to accept something as absurd as political correctness. “Political Correctness comprises a host of academic reforms and attitudes that according to their critics are destroying higher education and threatening national survival” (Friedman 1). Thus, political correctness means to infringe upon my freedom of speech with exaggerating the truth and trying to change my speech patterns. The constitution granted freedom of speech to Americans and it should stay that way.
First defining control is a vital step in understanding why fighting political correctness is so important. Webster’s dictionary defines control- to exercise authoritative or dominating influence over; direct. Political correctness in a sense means to control by using terms like “’diversity’ and ‘tolerance’ to demonize anyone who opposes it” (Snyder 1). Psychological theory dictates that humans are animals and thus training them like animals is not very difficult. (2) Thus, political correctness means to steal our freedoms. We are being brought up to believe certain ideas and views, which inadvertently direct us to something else, which is exactly what these advocates want. Once there they can manipulate anybody to do, what they feel is necessary in order for society to succeed. However, what is the price of “society succeeding” American’s freedoms? Freedom is priceless and should not be compromised. Here is an example of this manipulation; “it attempts to develop a nationalized workforce (called “school to work” or “school to career”) that seeks to control all people entering the workforce, including those wanting to become entrepreneurs, nonprofit workers and religious professionals” (Snyder 2). A quick recap; first they bring us up to believe that we are doing the right thing but in reality they are stealing our freedom to choose, by making it incorrect to go against society. Americans will be frowned upon if they choose a life style different from the norm. Marc Beley defines political correctness as an inane but dangerous thought and speech code that threatens the free speech and intellectual curiosity. If people sat, down and thought this through with consistency they would realize that political correctness is useless and a sneaky trick to steal our freedoms. Many people fight this political correctness with a chaotic passion and uncanny sense of humor. Two defenders of our freedom have fought ferociously against political correctness.
Camille Paglia and George Carlin each have there own way of fighting political correctness. Camille Paglia is a known author who has written books such as Vamps and Tramps, and Sex Art and the American Culture. George Carlin is a comedian who uses a lot of sarcasm and anger to get his point across. Camille believes that Political correctness “with its fascist speech codes and puritanical sexual regulations, is a travesty of sixties progressive values”. Camille attempts to demonstrate the useless of political correctness by proving many points. Here are some examples of these “feminist confidence that the whole human race can be ‘reeducated’ to totally eliminate the possibility of rape is pure folly… Wave after wave of boys hit puberty every year. Do feminist, with their multicultural pretensions, really envision a massive export of white bourgeois good manners all around the world? Speak of imperialism!” Her view on of political correctness is obviously not a good one. However, she really draws a clear picture of why it is so useless and essentially irritating for those who think political correctness through. George Carlin on the other hand uses extreme sarcasm to get his point across. He like Camille attempts to prove the useless of political correctness. In the following example we notice his use of language to not only make political correctness humorous but laugh at it.
“The fireman put a ladder up against the tree, climbed it, and rescued the cat. Might look like this: The firefighter (who happened to be male, but could just as easily have been female) abridged the rights of the cat to determine for itself where it wanted to walk, climb, or rest, and inflicted his own value judgments in determining that it needed to be ‘rescued’ from its chose perch… he kidnapped and unjustly restrained the innocent animal with the intention of returning it to the person who claimed to ‘own’ the naturally free animal, but it immediately fled his grasp, having withstood more insult and injury that it could bear”
Carlin use and manipulation of the English language is quite easily seen here. His intention was to take a quite simple situation into a complicated uses of words. In which the readers notice straightforward that it’s useless is quite evident.
Establishing that political correctness is wrong is easy, now what should be done to fight it. First we must acknowledge that the only way to fight it is through teaching children while they are young individuality and rational thought. Snyder came up with many simple things that could be done in order to teach to children everywhere who to become rational thinkers. All that has to be done is to follow these simple methods of teaching. “Teach intellectual and moral absolutes about truth, culture, philosophy, and morality instead of relativistic ideas. Help students use these intellectual and moral absolutes to give meaning and purpose to their lives. Teach accurate study of Philosophy of Science so students can know the limits of science and the need for the basic laws of logic. Give students proper ethics training, with specific dos and don’ts, such as ‘Human life always takes precedence over animal or plant life.’ Stress competition and personal excellence, but don’t neglect the importance of ‘teamwork’ in situations or endeavors that truly call for some kind of cooperation and collaboration, such as playing on a team sport” (Snyder 4).
Political correctness means to control and in doing that stealing our freedoms. Political correctness attempts to fix the mistakes of society, but in trying to fix them brings about a whole new set. Stealing individualism and freedoms, cannot and will not be the answer to there problem. Americans fought hard enough for these freedoms, and nobody will take them from Americas.

my family

ok so i'm kinda bored online and i type in my last name in google to see what pops up....to my amazing discovery i am in some part black
yes ladies and... well ladies i am part black. proof you ask?
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