The post you all have been waiting for.
Noone has had so much animosity for Bush than your's truly. Yes, Renato de Jesus Regalado; we were all tired of hearing me. Nobody listened to me, and the fact that noone listened to me made me even louder, more persistent, and even more annoying. So annoying that everyone just wanted the elections to come and finally get me to shut the fuck up. Now the elections are here, and Bush has been declared the winner, officially, without any tricks or anything. Now we officially have a president that was officially voted for. Yes, ladies and Gentlemen, George Bush has finally won the presidency for the first time in his life. He actually won, its his second term as president, his first term where he actually "deserved it".
Me, ladies and gentlemen, am actually quite calm about it, quite optimistic actually. Well not really optimistic, even I can't believe that bullshit. But the thing is, I tried, I did all I could, I voted, I conversed with other people, I showed them my side, but apparently everyone rather vote for Bush. The thing is that, well, rennie sucks at arguing. He has all this information, he has read a lot, but he isn't good at communicating it correctly and efficiently. Ever wonder why I am not a poli sci major? That is why, i'd be the worst political science major ever. I suck at communicating with people, there is no way I would've gotten into any position. Shit, you want a good example, listen to me trying to talk to a girl.
---excerpt of rennie and a woman--
"Rennie sees girl, rennie says, "hi, how are you doing?
-ok
-that's nice, how did you do in your test? I don't think i did pretty good
-oh I think I alright...
-that's cool...::awkward silence begins::
-soooo what's up?
-nothing much....::fucking awkward silence, get the fuck out! i hate you! you've turned into a completely third person, this silent person, that's just there as a fucking constant reminder that i can't talk to women and the harder i try the more awkward it fucking gets why the fuck do you constantly haunt me!::
---end excerpt-------
That is why all I try is to do what is best without having me communicate. Because I suck at it. Hell, none of you would have ever wanted me to be someone like, say, Neto, of course not, imagine if I had the speaking power of my brother, you'd all be under my command. Of course God saw that, and didn't want that corrupting me so he went to the other end of the spectrum and made me an anti-social little weirdo. He has his reasons, some of it is my fault, i think....i don't know, maybe its elementary school's fault, or maybe its nobody's fault, who knows, all I know is that I have to live with this. How i will get better at it? I don't know, but I do know this, life sucks, but that's how it is. One day life will be better, one day I'll be leading a good life, I'll be helping others, I'll be saving lives in venezuela or in some poor country, and I will have lived a pretty full life. But seeing as I am hopeless when it comes to politics with everyone here, I think I will stick to my "politics" in my sexicanism blog. If you don't want to read it, don't, but I'm not gonna stop. I'm just not going to do it around you people.
But i am never going to stop making long posts! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ADIEU
::on a positive note, the 3rd circle of hell is held for the apathetic ;)::
::huge inhale::
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA.
Me, ladies and gentlemen, am actually quite calm about it, quite optimistic actually. Well not really optimistic, even I can't believe that bullshit. But the thing is, I tried, I did all I could, I voted, I conversed with other people, I showed them my side, but apparently everyone rather vote for Bush. The thing is that, well, rennie sucks at arguing. He has all this information, he has read a lot, but he isn't good at communicating it correctly and efficiently. Ever wonder why I am not a poli sci major? That is why, i'd be the worst political science major ever. I suck at communicating with people, there is no way I would've gotten into any position. Shit, you want a good example, listen to me trying to talk to a girl.
---excerpt of rennie and a woman--
"Rennie sees girl, rennie says, "hi, how are you doing?
-ok
-that's nice, how did you do in your test? I don't think i did pretty good
-oh I think I alright...
-that's cool...::awkward silence begins::
-soooo what's up?
-nothing much....::fucking awkward silence, get the fuck out! i hate you! you've turned into a completely third person, this silent person, that's just there as a fucking constant reminder that i can't talk to women and the harder i try the more awkward it fucking gets why the fuck do you constantly haunt me!::
---end excerpt-------
That is why all I try is to do what is best without having me communicate. Because I suck at it. Hell, none of you would have ever wanted me to be someone like, say, Neto, of course not, imagine if I had the speaking power of my brother, you'd all be under my command. Of course God saw that, and didn't want that corrupting me so he went to the other end of the spectrum and made me an anti-social little weirdo. He has his reasons, some of it is my fault, i think....i don't know, maybe its elementary school's fault, or maybe its nobody's fault, who knows, all I know is that I have to live with this. How i will get better at it? I don't know, but I do know this, life sucks, but that's how it is. One day life will be better, one day I'll be leading a good life, I'll be helping others, I'll be saving lives in venezuela or in some poor country, and I will have lived a pretty full life. But seeing as I am hopeless when it comes to politics with everyone here, I think I will stick to my "politics" in my sexicanism blog. If you don't want to read it, don't, but I'm not gonna stop. I'm just not going to do it around you people.
But i am never going to stop making long posts! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ADIEU
::on a positive note, the 3rd circle of hell is held for the apathetic ;)::
::huge inhale::
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA.






2 Comments:
hey! i listened to you!!!
yet im sorry the dumb people (or normies) cant get the clue of what will happen later because of the result of this election.
seems theyd rather sacrifize themselves for the good of the elite. i aint one of them.
but, heck we stll gotta live here, lets just make our voices heard. it may be hard, but at least we will have a sense of accomplishment and know that our voice (in some way or another) may change the view on a single person, and someday (hopefully) stir up a movement (see sexicanism, vaincore, pretentious core).
cheers
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