Why do bad things happen to good people?

I figured it out. Entropy. It's all about the disorder of the universe. Think about it, lets look at two different types of people. "good" people and "bad" people. Good people do good, as in they go out of their way to do something good. Basically they are trying to bring order to the universe. Entropy catches it and makes sure something goes wrong and causes disorder. Therefore that which the good person was ordering falls down into a state of disorder. The "Bad" person, doesn't want to cause order, but in fact, he wants to cause more disorder. So when Entropy causes disorder around him, its not so bad, because he's used to the state of disorder. And even then, they help cause disorder so causing disorder usually tends to benefit.

what am I saying? fuck if I know.