When is something blog worthy?

when its this!

http://comingsoon.net/news.php?id=6547

rubbing it in (and moments of zen)

trying to be witty, sarcastic and a smartass is not an easy task
but thanks to rennie i can make it
thing is, is that for everytime he screws up in his difficult quest to become a vegan, we have to rub it in his face (well not really rub it in and make him feel bad. its more of a "look at what you did you horrendous cow killer" type of thing) so that he can feel ashamed of eating whatever may include a product derived from an animal.
also the other thing is that we have to post whatever he eats thats wrong for vegans...
so for starters.... renny ate cheese ::add dramatic music::
so renny shame on you!!! shaaaaaaame!!! that cow died so you could enjoy those potatoes more tastefully!!!
and well the moment of zen was watching him eat those delicious cow/murder infused potatoes slowly
mmmmmmmm the bitter sweet taste of dead cow
mmmmmm hhhmmmmm
so there it is folks
gots to go and finish up my studies

you know we love you ren
"potatoes attack!" - rennie

cheers

Meat eaters UNITE!!

As we all know Rennie has turned vegan. So I say we all unite as the beef lovers that we are and eat twice the beef we used to!
Why you ask?
Just to cancel Rennie out.

Taco Sauce

I know that there are few mexicans who can stand Taco Bell. I am one of those few. Ane we actually have a good percentage of mexicans who enjoy Taco Bell represented in this blog. Anyway so here is something you might not know about Taco Bell sauce.

http://www.cruftbox.com/cruft/docs/cleaningcopper.html

What I like about Taco Bell sauce is that is the wittiest sauce around.

I'm too emo to be straight.

whaaaat?!

i keed, its a new thing i'm telling people just because i'm too sexually frustrated and I can't talk to girls even if my life depended on it. On the other hand, I talked to blonde girl I have a huuuge crush on today for 15 seconds. My friend, John said that's 15 seconds closer to sexing her up. Even though I think she has a boyfriend, this bastard in my organic chem class. I see him talking to her like no other. That fucker better be gay. Just came out of a microbiology exam, it was good. There were some questions there that were very tricky, but i think i got a good grade. As for other things happening in my life. It's mostly miserable shit. In the words of Rennie a week ago, "I want one". My friend, jen, is being annoying. All hurt because i "ignore" her, even though its cuz my mood isn't so great. Kind of sad that i didn't get to see park. Everyone was telling me that they were badass. Even though I knew that was going to happen because It's my curse. Sucks.

"Pido un aplauso
para el amor,
que habia llegado"

You ever wanted an aneurism?

The dancing Jesus


and more Dancing Jesus

how??

how can a restaurant run out of a certain dish?
burger king out of whoppers ?
IHOP out of pancakes??
Emilias out of Chiles rellenos??
i'm just pissed off now...

you know what, you know what, it sucks

Ok people I am going to save you two hours or one and a half of your precious time, and throw the savings of four dollars (in Kingsville anyway) for this info.
That movie they’ve been making such a hype, sky captain and the world of tomorrow. Its blows ok, its just uberly utterly blows beyond anything that has ever blown before.
So there, don’t go see it, take care of your pet, buy groceries, visit a friend, listen to music, heck you can even watch mtv for all I care, just don’t go watch it. Cuz it sucks.
cheers

Great now you can give great oral!!!!!!!!

in the way of tests

don't you just hate it when a u are studying for a test and it takes u like 2 damn hours to figure out that the prof. just pulled a number out of his ass and forgot to mention it in class?? And when u ask him and he very simply replies “oh yeah I just guessed at that number. Take it for what it’s worth”… What the hell does that mean?? What are the criteria for the guess??? All in all I say FOAD …asshole…

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART...AGAIN.

but if you're a fan, you'll enjoy this.

Fredo, this is mostly for you actually.

http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

The Phlegmy Death

I finally caught the evil flu virus of doom. Thank you very much Carlos, Tamera, Charity, Checo, and anyone else who was sick with the plague and happily passed it on to me. Oh but don't worry soon it will infect you all if you haven't been infected.

laws of life

MURPHY'S LAWS

1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Everything takes longer than you think.
3. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
5. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
9. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10. Mother nature is a bitch.
11. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
12. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
13. Every solution breeds new problems.

Learn them, live by them and you'll still get screwed.

i ran into this pic

you can figure this out by yourselves... found it while surfing
cheers

Urinal patches

Women wouldn't know about this. This is mostly for men. In our restrooms, inside our urinals they can either possess two things; urinal cakes, and urinal patches. THe patches are actually quite fun. They always come with such different things. For example, the one on the biology building has advice like "Don't drink and Drive". My personal favorite though was one I saw in the courthouse. It had a bullseye. My highest score was 5678.

Controversial Issue #1

Are gays natures way of controlling the population. This lovely point was brought up by no other than Neto (who else). I Beileve hes giving nature way to much credit, and i dont want to hear anything about evolution thats so cliche. Plus its not lock gays cant procreate if they didnt want to they just find it icky. Gtg bye

funny shit

ok so im here with eriberto chitchating and it has come to my attention something that has influenced the polls on the current campaing bush vs kerry
thing is, is that bush snorted cocaine when he was camp davids or something like that with one of his brother during the bush sr administration
ok, so people freak out and distrust bush because he snorted cocaine...
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED BRAIN DEAD OR ANEURISTIC??!!!
people are more afraid that he snorted cocaine and trust him less because of that
i mean fucking yippity yappoity hello!
he led you with lies to a war!
disguised the truth about wmds!
hes favored the rich while we are probably approaching depression!
violates international treaties! (pasandoselos por los huevos)
fucks over the geneva convention! (while the people are worrying about him snorting coke!!)
hes passed the idiotic patriot act! thus taking away our own rights!
eriberto wants him killed!
oh! and di i forget we can now legally get uzi's ak47s!!!! its really funny to know how much is wrong with our country by just looking at it from afar (i.e. another country)!!!
dont belive me... check it out here!!!!
here!!!!!
and here!!!!!
please for fuck sake, do something right coming november
dont vote for an idiotic reason like cocaine!!! you know all politicians do it!
try and think that hes been fucking us over since the year 2000
lets make a difference

"Con escándalos de guerras y drogas, ahora sólo falta sexo para completar el escenario tradicional de la política en la democracia más grande del mundo. "
"with scandals of war and drugs, now we just need sex to complete the traditional scenario of politics in the worls largest democracy"
- JIM CASON & DAVID BROOKS

ps
heriberto says "rennie ya deja de estresarte tanto, deja de estar enojado por el gobierno, esucha celia cruz, la vida es un carnaval. se uno con el mundo. disfruta tu vida en estados unidos."

cheers

double post'd! (Ro, if you're still a sociology major, i'm going to need your help)

I was in the cafeteria today, and I saw a girl in a pink sweater that said "My boyfriend thinks that he's my first". I instantly began to think about the way we treat sex here. For one thing, it is fed to children and teenagers all over television in a very irresponsible way; and on the other end, there is a puritan way to look at it as an evil practice. So I began to think, "I would like to make a statistic, or a poll in Europe and in North America. I want to see how many people are virgins, have STDs, and their view on sexuality". My hypothesis is that Europeans will have less virgins, and have less STDs. I think this because of the fact that the European view of sexuality is very different to hours. Where to us it looks evil and mysterious; To them it looks beautiful and a part of life. I also believe that with that European mentality, they educate about sexuality in a much more effecient way than it is in North America.

also, here is a list of companies that use sweatshops. So checo, I applaud your perry ellis shirts.

• Nike
• Phillips-Van Heusen
• Disney
• Guess?
• The Gap
• Banana Republic
• Old Navy
• Tommy Hilfiger
• Reebok
• Levi Straus
• Liz Caliborne
• Ralph Lauren
• Mattel
• Wal-Mart
• Roohsing(Hong Kong clothing company)
• Kohl's

oh rennie ...

I know that this is mostly an english blog but this has to be said in spanish...
Rennie regalo el penne de Alfredo...

So I went into a store

once, it was titled J&O. I saw a pair of socks there that were going for 500 dollars...five hundred fucking dollars. Wow, all because it said something like DKNY on it or something or maybe MUGATU. I don't know, all I know was that he might have something to say about it...

seeing as the world has decided to piss me off again.

I seriously hate this world. Like, it really should die. Like, thermonuclear war, in a gory frenzy, people running around on fire, people dying of radiation poisoning, mutants eating normies, people's faces melting, everything completely and utterly destroyed, people with no arms, legs, or balls. In a coup de grace big bang that will start the whole fucking universe all over again...again. Fuck it, Evolution fucked up, its time to try again. ike, nukes flying over the whole fucking world, people resorting to canibalism, new diseases running around, the whole world in complete and total chaos. People running killing each other for every last little strap of material possession they can find as sulfur rains down from the heavens in the form of a warhead. as animals and bacteria eat whatever little piece of humanity is left in this God forsaken rock known as EE-AARTH.

lab assignment from hell

i know it kinda sucks when people bitch on the blog and i know i should be thankfull of the things i have (as per rennies past post) but i need to let out some steam....
Dr. Li can suck my sweaty nut sack oh yeah and ahem "vete a la verga chupa mi cola y tu dios no existe" copyrighted Alfredo Moreno.
so he decides to give us like 8 fucking tables in excel to fill out all measuring the same shit with diffrent things...and also i don't know who will understand this but there isen't much diffrence between 200 hz and 250 hz pinche pendejo... anyway i'm just pissed off.
sorry for the rant

After careful reading of all my posts..

I always seem to be bitching. I don't think I have one post where i'm not angry. So I think it's time to take a look back at Rennie's good moments in his life. And things which he finds very close to his heart.

1. Being born, my last place was cramping up my style, i felt like the walls were closing in on me and the place was getting smaller and smaller as I got bigger and bigger. I must've have smoked some bad batch in that place or something.

2. My friends. DIEGO, Carlos, Angel, Fredo, Neto (even though he's my brother), Checo, Jimmy, Willy, Tamara, Alex, and so many more of you. You guys make me happy. You all are the greatest. I would have such a drudging life if it wasn't for all of you guys. And when I need help, I know I can count on any one of you to be there for me. Even when my problems are retarded.

3. The realization of how lucky I am. There is so much suffering in this world, so many people dying, so many kids who don't even make it through high school because of so many awful things. I just hope that with all of this knowledge that I am aquiring today, I will use in the future somehow to benefit humanity in some large way possible. Because we are truly blessed.

4. Music, movies, paintings, and other forms of art. Art is a beautiful thing, to experience a tcaikovsky symphony, a painting from salvador dali, a film from sophia coppola, a book from Orson Scott Card, basically to receive some sort of inspiration, and to see the beauty of this world through it comes close to being in the presence of God.

5. This one is going to sound real dumb but, the stars. I often find myself staring up at the stars, I even have a small ritual, I look up, find orion, and the big dipper, and then proceed to my thoughts. When I look at the stars, I think of so many things, depending on my state of being. Most of the time I'm cogitating the usual thoughts like "why am I here, is there a God, the complex similarities between the teachings of socrates, Buddha, and Jesus christ". But even then, no matter how conflicted my mind is, I'm always in a state of peace.

So all five of these reasons, especially number 2. I thank you. You make this world so much more bearable to handle.

p.s. I promise never again to eat those insanity peppers ever again ;)

Truly the best country in the world.

So the united states market system seems to be run by the most incompetent people in the world. In one week, I've lost money, and I won't be given financial aid.

1. The bank
My mom calls me, and she tells me that she will be putting money into my account. I check my account and next thing I know, I have 494 dollars. I'm like "holy shit, thank you mom". So I begin to spend some money, nothing major, the occasional restaurant and such. The most I used was a good 30 dollars. So I check my account and I have zero dollars. I'm like what the fuck? So I talk to my mom again and she tells me she put in 200 dollars. Still not ZERO!

2. Financial Aid Office.
They ask for verification, I go and tell my mom to send me the letters that say that they work for the university that they work at. So they do, I get the letters, fill out the forms, and what happens? "They're in spanish, they might not take it".

....FUCK!



p.s. It's a sad day when you see mariachis rapping on television, fucking sell outs.

Knock Knock

First Official, synonymous with "only official"? Le confused.

New Member

V.P.s are RAs who don't get paid.

Well we just came back from cleaning up Kleberg park. It wasn't really what I was expecting. I was expecting REAL community service. None of this pussy ass "oh lets take the weeds around teh trees" type of community service. That shit is bullshit. Community service in parks is like picking up trash and cleaning up beaches and shit. I noticed something while I was out there. Being VP is like being an RA without getting paid. 1. Because I was the only resident there with the exception of that guy that keeps popping up out of nowhere(he was in carlos' birthday cake thingy). 2. I attend house council and RHA, the only thing that makes RA's different is their meeting on Sunday and their ability to give violations and open doors.

I also noticed that I'm fattening up. I really got to start hitting the gym again, I don't want to lose all the hard work that I accomplished a few years ago by losing 50 pounds and getting all nice looking and stuff. So fredo (even though we're not supposed to use the blog as a communication tool) We have to start going to the gym, if you don't have 20 bucks for registration, don't worry, I can lend you some. But we have to turn into mamado loreses.

so bye.

D) All of the above.

I like looking at people. I was at the mall by myself today and I was watching the high school kiddies arrive and circle and swarm. Made me think about some other human behavior I have noticed.

POP QUIZ

You are a normal straight guy (if you aren't, pretend) and you go watch a movie with a male friend of yours. Maybe you go to watch that new Jet Li movie or something. Your friend enters the aisle first and he chooses a seat. Where do you sit? Do you....

a) sit next to him (you homo)
b) sit next to him with a seat in between (what are you a homophobe?)
c) sit in an entirely different aisle (what if you want to share popcorn...that shit's expensive)

I went to watch Hero with a group of friends (it doesn't matter where we sat cause it was a big group). There were two guys sitting in front of us who obviously knew each other but had the "we're here together but we're not gay" middle seat. It's not like I've never seen it before. I've even participated in this stupid ritual. But I wonder why it exists. When you see two guys sitting together at a movie, do you automatically assume that they are gay? I don't know. Its just something to think about.

why women suck driving

women suck driving. why? i dont know, im not writing an a&e biography about it, they just suck at it.
but today my point was made very clear. there i am driving on the way back to laredo all happily amongst my ferrets and gnomes (i have gnome friends now) and this stupid bitch (yeeeees bitch, she was one dumb bitch!!! and im not saying that all women are bitches, this one was really a stupid stupid uberly stuuuuupid bitch) kept on trying to pass me thru the RIGHT SIDE OF THE FUKIN ROAD!!
i mean what the hell?! is she brain dead?? i mean who in the blue hell tries to pass someone thru the right side. i was going at about 70 mph (speed limit cuz i wanted to enjoy my coheed without trying to kill myself) and she wanted to pass me. see in mexico and in other parts of the globe, people usually pass other people thru the left side, while carefully looking thru the left side and keeping a distance. apparently this bitch didnt! (pinche gorda - thats my checo tidbit of this blog) she never kept distance from me, and she wanted me to move to the shoulder so i could let her pass.
let me make somethign clear... NOWHERE IN THE FUCKING YELLOOW BOOK WITH THE DRIVING REGULATIONS SAYS THAT A PERSON HAS TO MOVE TO THE SHOULDER IN ORDER TO BE PASSED BY ANOTHER JACKASS!! YOU CAN EASILY MOVE TO THE LEFT SIDE AND LOOK IF YOU CAN PASS!!
apprently she did not know that, as all people who drive in the US. that is why they die when they drive in mexico!! stupid paisanos....
then there was bitch number two. (far more stupid than the other one) this idiot.... not idiot, fukin nimrod, was passing everyone on a continuous line. let me make another point. A CONTINUOUS LINE LIKE THIS --------- MEANS YOU CANT PASS!!!! A LINE THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS -- -- -- -- -- MEANS THAT YOU CAN PASS!! SEE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE!!
damn was i annoyed cuz she passed me without even looking, i ahd to go to the shoulder in fear of crashing againt the fukin 18 weeler that was lunging towards her. if she wants to die, its ok by me, but i dont.
maybe next time she does that she should get hit so she can learn about DEPTH PERCEPTION!!!
and thats why im writing governor perry to put strobing lights on cars where women are driving, that way i can know when death itself is on the grip of a car.
now i know most women dont drive like that, but these two did!!!!
anyways im off to go see a movie, hoping not to see my life pass before my eyes as an idiotic depth perception inept woman tries to make me one with my car
cheers

For Mimi in case she's reading ;)

So yesterday I am walking in the Sub. It's such a nice place after you get to realize its architecture and all the pretty things that they put in them. Well as I was walking a certain person wouldn't stop looking at me. It was none other than james spence. Ah yes, we all remember a james spence, he kind of looks like checo, only checo's sexier. He would look at me and you could see the wrath in his eyes. You could smell the repugnant hatred emanating from his body. Why? because he's jealous, he is jealous at how much better I am, the fact that I worship a better God, the fact that my political views are so much better than his, and the fact that I know that I will actually live up to something in the future. So what did I do, I just took a breath, gave a 1/10th smile, showing my sanguine conformation as I just walked by him and there was nothing he could do or say that wouldn't respond with him getting fucking OWNED.

First offical

just thought i would make my first offical post....
p.s. quiero bailar con la gorda con la gorda

You Can KISS MY .................

Diego that's the coolest song ever

ptpa ptpa ptpaaaaaaaaaaa

looking at hot girl on tv which is then changed to joey on the floor.

so we're gonna go watch resident evil, i'm hungry. and i just worked with E.coli! microbio lab is awesome.

i need to learn to talk to a girl. this girl i have a huge crush on was walking behind me to the business office today and i just wanted to talk to her but I couldn't because i'm a chicken shit. :(

she's a cutie, tall, blonde, pre-med.

: le sigh::

the rooms of hell

well its the third day on this three day weekend, and im almost goin to kinsgville, cuz i just gotta eat here and save 5 bucks on food
anyways, if anyone wants to suffer for a good while, i encourage the following game at FASCO
the order is to go from yellow room to viridian and then to blue, but try it in any order. the blue one is real easy, the yellow one is hard, and the viridian is just plain ridiculous, but instead of doin homework, i just played them all til i finished them off
and in other news, i am now an official moonanite
i saw thye movie matando cabos, if anyone can go see it, its really cool
and well, fuck bush
cheers

Another day in Carlos' room

So here we are, enjoying the three day weekend with playing soul callibur (carlos and neto) and typing in the blog and visiting the boards (rennie). We just had breakfast with brandy and her cute-as-hell roomate, Kim, in which I remember her telling me that i am supposed to do homework at night and that if I wanted she could keep me up. Boy did "little-rennie" wake up at that moment.

In other news, scientists found a jupiter sized planet on the constellation, lyra.

and, apparently, liberals have more amygdala activity than republicans.

and rennie just has a better brain the both of those parties combined ;).

DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women Should NOT drive :)

And if this isnt enough proof, IVE got more

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw109419732125B216