why women suck driving
women suck driving. why? i dont know, im not writing an a&e biography about it, they just suck at it.
but today my point was made very clear. there i am driving on the way back to laredo all happily amongst my ferrets and gnomes (i have gnome friends now) and this stupid bitch (yeeeees bitch, she was one dumb bitch!!! and im not saying that all women are bitches, this one was really a stupid stupid uberly stuuuuupid bitch) kept on trying to pass me thru the RIGHT SIDE OF THE FUKIN ROAD!!
i mean what the hell?! is she brain dead?? i mean who in the blue hell tries to pass someone thru the right side. i was going at about 70 mph (speed limit cuz i wanted to enjoy my coheed without trying to kill myself) and she wanted to pass me. see in mexico and in other parts of the globe, people usually pass other people thru the left side, while carefully looking thru the left side and keeping a distance. apparently this bitch didnt! (pinche gorda - thats my checo tidbit of this blog) she never kept distance from me, and she wanted me to move to the shoulder so i could let her pass.
let me make somethign clear... NOWHERE IN THE FUCKING YELLOOW BOOK WITH THE DRIVING REGULATIONS SAYS THAT A PERSON HAS TO MOVE TO THE SHOULDER IN ORDER TO BE PASSED BY ANOTHER JACKASS!! YOU CAN EASILY MOVE TO THE LEFT SIDE AND LOOK IF YOU CAN PASS!!
apprently she did not know that, as all people who drive in the US. that is why they die when they drive in mexico!! stupid paisanos....
then there was bitch number two. (far more stupid than the other one) this idiot.... not idiot, fukin nimrod, was passing everyone on a continuous line. let me make another point. A CONTINUOUS LINE LIKE THIS --------- MEANS YOU CANT PASS!!!! A LINE THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS -- -- -- -- -- MEANS THAT YOU CAN PASS!! SEE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE!!
damn was i annoyed cuz she passed me without even looking, i ahd to go to the shoulder in fear of crashing againt the fukin 18 weeler that was lunging towards her. if she wants to die, its ok by me, but i dont.
maybe next time she does that she should get hit so she can learn about DEPTH PERCEPTION!!!
and thats why im writing governor perry to put strobing lights on cars where women are driving, that way i can know when death itself is on the grip of a car.
now i know most women dont drive like that, but these two did!!!!
anyways im off to go see a movie, hoping not to see my life pass before my eyes as an idiotic depth perception inept woman tries to make me one with my car
cheers
but today my point was made very clear. there i am driving on the way back to laredo all happily amongst my ferrets and gnomes (i have gnome friends now) and this stupid bitch (yeeeees bitch, she was one dumb bitch!!! and im not saying that all women are bitches, this one was really a stupid stupid uberly stuuuuupid bitch) kept on trying to pass me thru the RIGHT SIDE OF THE FUKIN ROAD!!
i mean what the hell?! is she brain dead?? i mean who in the blue hell tries to pass someone thru the right side. i was going at about 70 mph (speed limit cuz i wanted to enjoy my coheed without trying to kill myself) and she wanted to pass me. see in mexico and in other parts of the globe, people usually pass other people thru the left side, while carefully looking thru the left side and keeping a distance. apparently this bitch didnt! (pinche gorda - thats my checo tidbit of this blog) she never kept distance from me, and she wanted me to move to the shoulder so i could let her pass.
let me make somethign clear... NOWHERE IN THE FUCKING YELLOOW BOOK WITH THE DRIVING REGULATIONS SAYS THAT A PERSON HAS TO MOVE TO THE SHOULDER IN ORDER TO BE PASSED BY ANOTHER JACKASS!! YOU CAN EASILY MOVE TO THE LEFT SIDE AND LOOK IF YOU CAN PASS!!
apprently she did not know that, as all people who drive in the US. that is why they die when they drive in mexico!! stupid paisanos....
then there was bitch number two. (far more stupid than the other one) this idiot.... not idiot, fukin nimrod, was passing everyone on a continuous line. let me make another point. A CONTINUOUS LINE LIKE THIS --------- MEANS YOU CANT PASS!!!! A LINE THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS -- -- -- -- -- MEANS THAT YOU CAN PASS!! SEE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE!!
damn was i annoyed cuz she passed me without even looking, i ahd to go to the shoulder in fear of crashing againt the fukin 18 weeler that was lunging towards her. if she wants to die, its ok by me, but i dont.
maybe next time she does that she should get hit so she can learn about DEPTH PERCEPTION!!!
and thats why im writing governor perry to put strobing lights on cars where women are driving, that way i can know when death itself is on the grip of a car.
now i know most women dont drive like that, but these two did!!!!
anyways im off to go see a movie, hoping not to see my life pass before my eyes as an idiotic depth perception inept woman tries to make me one with my car
cheers
posted by evil ferret of doom at 4:57 PM
3 Comments:
Que se muera la pinche vieja chingada!
Fredo, first of all, you left to laredo without telling me. :( that made me sad.
Next time some stupid bitch does somethign to you, always remember the mexican way. Do it right back at them and in a more exaggerated way so that they can learn a lesson.
This is what you do, drive around with water mixed with sugar in your car. Then when the skank does something stupid. Lunge the bottel (open of course) straight out your window, and make it so that it just so happens to hit hers. :) Then tell me about it, so i can laff.
man fuck it do what i did call the "invisible guy" and ask'im if he's selling his other helicopter (i bought his first one) and that's it problem solved.
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