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Thursday, August 21, 2008
This is Senator Bernie Sanders, he is giving a speech on how tax breaks for the rich is the stupidest idea ever made and how its no surprise why our nation is in the shitter because of it.
Monday, August 11, 2008
escroto
que les puedo decir... me pelan la verga asi iba a empezar este blog pero la vdd ME LA PELAN PUTOS HAHAAHAH!!!
no les voy a hablar de como estoy muy feliz y contento porque mis TIGRES DE LA UANLLLL simon los compre a la verga callenseeeeee engendros... ESTAN JUGANDOOOO CON MADREEEE excepto el primer partido contra el putoooooo pachuca (chinguen a toda su putttttttttttta reputtttttttttta madre bitch asses) en fin tigres pachuquita empate, jawares tigres una reverenda putizaaaa de MIS TIGREEESS 3-0, tigres atlas otrrrrrrra reverenda metida de kiote 3-0...
ahora solo el puto cruzazul que quiere irse a verse mal a españa a un puto torneo que no vale verga y no aporta nada a la sociedad futbolera... en fin cruz azul chinga tu madre por cortarle el ritmo a los TIGRES DE LA UANL que deseguro le tenias miedoooo a la sarta de goles que te iban a meter...
TENGO IRA HOY A LA VERGA DEJENME EN PAZ BIIITCHESSS...
en fin si teneis algo que aportar a este blog se te aprecian tus comentarios, si no callate el pinche hozico a la verga, hechate un pedo cometelo y muerete...
no les voy a hablar de como estoy muy feliz y contento porque mis TIGRES DE LA UANLLLL simon los compre a la verga callenseeeeee engendros... ESTAN JUGANDOOOO CON MADREEEE excepto el primer partido contra el putoooooo pachuca (chinguen a toda su putttttttttttta reputtttttttttta madre bitch asses) en fin tigres pachuquita empate, jawares tigres una reverenda putizaaaa de MIS TIGREEESS 3-0, tigres atlas otrrrrrrra reverenda metida de kiote 3-0...
ahora solo el puto cruzazul que quiere irse a verse mal a españa a un puto torneo que no vale verga y no aporta nada a la sociedad futbolera... en fin cruz azul chinga tu madre por cortarle el ritmo a los TIGRES DE LA UANL que deseguro le tenias miedoooo a la sarta de goles que te iban a meter...
TENGO IRA HOY A LA VERGA DEJENME EN PAZ BIIITCHESSS...
en fin si teneis algo que aportar a este blog se te aprecian tus comentarios, si no callate el pinche hozico a la verga, hechate un pedo cometelo y muerete...
Labels: ano, excremento, linea alba
Democrats have terrible taste in women...
Once again a Democrat has been caught cheating on his wife and once again the Republicans are pointing to this as some moral failing equal or worse to starting a war on false pretenses with no plan of how to finish it. But I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to talk about the bad taste in women the Democrats seem to have.

Yea, that old lady with the camera is the mistress. Now I don't need to remind you of the parade of women Bill Clinton cheated on his admittedly already ugly wife with, but also I don't want to look for a picture of these women.
This is the president and a senator both going out with what one may kindly call dogs. Is it that beautiful women don't really go for the whole power thing? Is it that senator and president don't exude as much power as one would think? Do Democrats really just look for personality even in their mistresses? I have no idea but I am confused.

Yea, that old lady with the camera is the mistress. Now I don't need to remind you of the parade of women Bill Clinton cheated on his admittedly already ugly wife with, but also I don't want to look for a picture of these women.
This is the president and a senator both going out with what one may kindly call dogs. Is it that beautiful women don't really go for the whole power thing? Is it that senator and president don't exude as much power as one would think? Do Democrats really just look for personality even in their mistresses? I have no idea but I am confused.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
bolas
hoy me desperte con una pinche weba y dije a la verga hoy voy a ser lo menos productivo que pueda ser y eso hize...
comi pinche nieve como niño gordo y chingos de pizza... hasta me hechaba pedos mientras masticaba... en fin despues de sentirme como una pinche ballena desde que me levante hasta como despues de dos horas dije a la verga voy a correr...
ya con la pizza en el intestino grueso debido a la digestion me fui a correr dije 3 millas 4? nah a la verga dos y media debido a la inmensa cantidad de alcohol que me meti la madrugada del viernes (siempre dejo descanzar mi cuerpo un dia completo antes de regresar a la actividad fisica por ende tome el viernes descanze el sabado y corri el domingo)... corri mis dos millas y media me regrese a mi depa y vi tele despues hize adivinen que? nada a la verny no hize nadaaaaaaa...
en fin lave el puto baño y lo deje impecable yo pensaba que era gris pero no a la verga es blanco... ahora que me pongo a pensar no e cagado despues de los 3 cakes que tire ayer que raro pinche pizza tapa haahah...
bueno renaldo with a T a ver cuando me pasas un pinche disco compacto "nada legal" de unas rolillas nuevas o algo la musica que tengo ya esta viejita...
la vdd no tengo mucho que escribir (jajaaj y por eso llevo un libro escrito ya)
comi pinche nieve como niño gordo y chingos de pizza... hasta me hechaba pedos mientras masticaba... en fin despues de sentirme como una pinche ballena desde que me levante hasta como despues de dos horas dije a la verga voy a correr...
ya con la pizza en el intestino grueso debido a la digestion me fui a correr dije 3 millas 4? nah a la verga dos y media debido a la inmensa cantidad de alcohol que me meti la madrugada del viernes (siempre dejo descanzar mi cuerpo un dia completo antes de regresar a la actividad fisica por ende tome el viernes descanze el sabado y corri el domingo)... corri mis dos millas y media me regrese a mi depa y vi tele despues hize adivinen que? nada a la verny no hize nadaaaaaaa...
en fin lave el puto baño y lo deje impecable yo pensaba que era gris pero no a la verga es blanco... ahora que me pongo a pensar no e cagado despues de los 3 cakes que tire ayer que raro pinche pizza tapa haahah...
bueno renaldo with a T a ver cuando me pasas un pinche disco compacto "nada legal" de unas rolillas nuevas o algo la musica que tengo ya esta viejita...
la vdd no tengo mucho que escribir (jajaaj y por eso llevo un libro escrito ya)
Labels: pelos escroto
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Futbol
Winston Churchill once said "play the game for more than you can afford to lose... only then will you learn the game." No truer words have ever been spoken by a peremptory blowhard trying to fulfill the motherland's imperious wishes. But enough about my disdain for Mr. Churchill, if it wasn't for him, I'm sure WWII would've had an alternate ending. I bring him up because that quote inspired me. Not from a political standpoint, but actually from the view of sports. This Tuesday is the SuperLiga final, resulting from an all MLS final. New England Revolution against the Houston Dynamo; they faired well against some of Mexico's top teams; Pachuca, Guadalajara, Atlante, and Santos. Of course when something like this happens there's always a limiting factor. Derisive Sports Illustrated writers never want to heed to it in their criticism of the Mexican teams.
Well of course the Mexican teams are not going to do as well as the American teams if they [the Mexican teams] are in preseason and the American teams are in mid season! So far it seems that is the only way an American team can beat a Mexican team. The only time I have seen an American team beat a Mexican team, when all the top players were playing from both teams, was one time, during the World Cup in France. Any other time and it has been quite dolorous for the American team. I find it quite silly for two rivals not to meet under any other circumstances. I mean you wouldn't have the rangers and the celts meet under temperate circumstances would you? So lets have these silly squabbles cease until we actually see some freaking good games. I for one am going to look forward to the SuperLiga final, I will be rooting for NE Revs, I am a little disappointed that Chivas (Guad) didn't make it, but that is okay.
Well of course the Mexican teams are not going to do as well as the American teams if they [the Mexican teams] are in preseason and the American teams are in mid season! So far it seems that is the only way an American team can beat a Mexican team. The only time I have seen an American team beat a Mexican team, when all the top players were playing from both teams, was one time, during the World Cup in France. Any other time and it has been quite dolorous for the American team. I find it quite silly for two rivals not to meet under any other circumstances. I mean you wouldn't have the rangers and the celts meet under temperate circumstances would you? So lets have these silly squabbles cease until we actually see some freaking good games. I for one am going to look forward to the SuperLiga final, I will be rooting for NE Revs, I am a little disappointed that Chivas (Guad) didn't make it, but that is okay.
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
lhcountdown.com
Its the end of the world and we have front row fucking seats. Tomorrow, in exactly 12 hours and 40 minutes they will be activating the Large Hadron collider, the most amazing physical feat known to man. This motherfucker is going to detect the Higgs Boson, detect quarks, oh and did I fucking mention create black holes that will destroy us all? so make sure to find some skanky bitch to get laid with, go eat some fucking Kobe beef, shit, go forth and get high as shit because tomorrow this is all you will be seeing before you get sucked in it.
Monday, August 04, 2008
hello pansies!
how are you? it just seems like forever since i last blogged. Let me just start by sayin' FUCK EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU...
with that said... evil ferret of doom please stop hating on us Mexicans (funny you are too) for going to the olympics. Yes, we know most of our athletes rarely make it to the gold medal but you gotta give them props. How many of those fuckers (meaning all of the athletes in the world) are able to drink fucking tequila the day before or even the sameee day of the competition and still make it to the let's say top 20? not manyyy dawg so just chill. let them have fun. If i was getting a free tip there sshhhitt yeah i would be partying...
second of all yes indeed i loveeeeeeeee batman i watched it the same day it came out. and i was like WTF? OMG OBGYN that shittt was ttttttttiiighter than i do not know what...
anyway i went to the movie theater this saturday aaaalone yeS with a capital S i am a loner now, i do not enjoy people... and i watched stepbro's (this is me trying to be cool) anyway i watched and if it wasn't for the fucking giraffe sitting infront of me who would not allow me to see like 1/457 of the bottom screen(fuck you teen, you hear me fuck you) any way i enjoyed the movie but not as much as if it weren't for that stupid human giraffe anyway it was an OHkay movie...
also fuck gas prices and even more fuck everyone...
what else did i want to bitch about? oh yeah i miss you guys...
peace
with that said... evil ferret of doom please stop hating on us Mexicans (funny you are too) for going to the olympics. Yes, we know most of our athletes rarely make it to the gold medal but you gotta give them props. How many of those fuckers (meaning all of the athletes in the world) are able to drink fucking tequila the day before or even the sameee day of the competition and still make it to the let's say top 20? not manyyy dawg so just chill. let them have fun. If i was getting a free tip there sshhhitt yeah i would be partying...
second of all yes indeed i loveeeeeeeee batman i watched it the same day it came out. and i was like WTF? OMG OBGYN that shittt was ttttttttiiighter than i do not know what...
anyway i went to the movie theater this saturday aaaalone yeS with a capital S i am a loner now, i do not enjoy people... and i watched stepbro's (this is me trying to be cool) anyway i watched and if it wasn't for the fucking giraffe sitting infront of me who would not allow me to see like 1/457 of the bottom screen(fuck you teen, you hear me fuck you) any way i enjoyed the movie but not as much as if it weren't for that stupid human giraffe anyway it was an OHkay movie...
also fuck gas prices and even more fuck everyone...
what else did i want to bitch about? oh yeah i miss you guys...
peace
Labels: monkey bananas
