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Its the end of the world and we have front row fucking seats. Tomorrow, in exactly 12 hours and 40 minutes they will be activating the Large Hadron collider, the most amazing physical feat known to man. This motherfucker is going to detect the Higgs Boson, detect quarks, oh and did I fucking mention create black holes that will destroy us all? so make sure to find some skanky bitch to get laid with, go eat some fucking Kobe beef, shit, go forth and get high as shit because tomorrow this is all you will be seeing before you get sucked in it.
posted by ingenium at 11:23 AM
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Actually, according to Wikipedia, the large hadron collider could take months to produce a micro black hole....so if you do hook up with skanky bitches you might still have to deal with their skanky ass for a while.
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