RE: The Pulp

That is all

Controversial Issue Number 1000

Big Al and Charlie fucking suck, I'm sorry to say this, but boy do they fucking suck. Now before I start my tirade let me let everyone in on who big Al and Charlie are. BA&C are this morning radio talk show on 94.5 the rock. They were THE talk show to listen to, they were funny, gave you the news, the weather, played badass classic rock and most of all, fucking funny. But now I've been back to Brownsville a few times and I've had the pleasure of listening to my favorite radio talk show when I was in high school. Well I think it was because I was in high school and I had a retarded sense of humor, but holy shit these guys are not funny at all. I mean last week I heard a Lewinsky joke, Its fucking 2007 for Christ's sake! Now I know it was "sorta relevant" due to the fact that Hillary is running, but that is not the point, the point is its not funny, its old, tired, and done to fucking death.

Anyway, how is this relevant to the rest of the posters on this blog? well I've recently learned that apparently almost every morning talk show pair seems to be the same, they all have the same two dudes, one does a stupid voice that sounds like an old guy mixed with an alien, the other just sounds over enthusiastic but still pretty dumb.

share your stories about your morning talk show hosts, ooooor disagree with me if you like, but I stand by it, BA&C are so not funny anymore.


P.S. also last week, they were talking about campaign funding by some of the people running for president, and they said "some of these people are spending up to half a million really, or half a billion actually".....well which is it? that's a pretty large fucking gap if you ask me. half a million to half a billion? way to narrow it down.

The Pulp

I have decided that this is my favorite movie scene of all time. I know most of you know it already has my favorite movie line of all time.

Neto Simpson....

The Simpsons Movie site lets you make your own Simpsons character.

And yes I cut my hair so that is kind of what it looks like now.

2 - 1 = gay++::...

i guess the sentiment is the same, fucking lame ass mother fucking game where we lost to the united states. the reason, well every time a mexican had the ball the americans shouted "migra! migra!!"
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soooo++::...

so i was asleep just now and woke up from a dream in which i realized something so bare with me.
i know the source of the internet and it came in my dream, and he was sitting on a giant couch with big arm rests.
the word INTERNET is an anagram of my dream.
INTERNET = T RENNIE T
rennie is the internet, he is sitting between the giant couch with the giant armrests in the center of the main grid!
the world will soon after rennie sees this.
now back to bed.
cheers

edited part++::......
i just had to. makes me realize why im probably retarded.


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It's Raining Men!....Halelujah!...

Here is a quote from this BBC News report:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4174519.stm


"The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say."

This was in 1994. Can I just say that I don't trust our army to fight the War on Terror anymore.

correct me if i'm wrong++::....

so yesterday i needed lighter fluid for my grill so i could make some burgers. anywho, so as i was waiting in line to pay for my stuff an older very fucking mexican dude with his tight ass cowboy jeans, gargantuan shirt and huge fucking hat asked the lady in spanish to put 20 dollars down (i know, how can a mexican have so much money!) in of course, spanish. now the lady was like "huh" because she didnt know any spanish, so the guy got pissed, threw the 20 bill on the counter and said again "pongale 20 en la 4!", and she still didnt get it. point being, the guy got pissed because she didnt understand him and he left storming and badmouthing her because some clerks in THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA DO NOT SPEAK SPANISH!!!
so mr fucktard, the language of the country is ENGLISH, not SPANISH. the next time you get all high and mighty about people not getting you is entirely stupid since you are in a country whose language is technically english.
and thats what ticked me off, its like me going to japan and get pissed off cause they cant talk any english! herro?! do u get mi?!
asi que a la otra pedazo de pendejo porque a pendejo puro no llegas, aprende a hablar sacandote la verga de boca y metiendotela en la cola, asi mismo lograras gemir algo coherente para que el que te atienda sepa a manera de sonidos eroticos lo que tu y tu pinche musica ranchera y naca de mierda quiera, aprende a hablar y a no indignarte por algo de lo cual otra persona no tiene la culpa. pendejo.
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Borrring.

Yes, that's Robert Horry with his 7th championship. Spurs win with a 4-0 sweep of the Cavaliers. Final score in game 4 was 83-82. I thought this was a pretty boring championship. Although, the Mavericks series was full of trash talk and physical play. Like when Manu Ginobili got a black eye, and when Horry knocked Steve Nash into the scorers table.

The Cavs did put up a fight in the last 2 games, but the "dynasty" took it's 3rd championship in 5 years. Parker got the finals MVP, and is engaged to Eva, and is the hero of his country... what a guy.

We all wanted a more interesting final, but it's nice to tell everyone where your from when your talking about basketball and know your team kicks tons of ass. I guess it's on to soccer...

I just wanna dance!

Son of a B, sorry for using harsh letters, but this really cranks my gears... I can't find a country dance hall to save my ass. I've searched to the end of the Internet. It actually said "you have reached the end of the Internet." And damn it, no dance hall around this place. OH, how I miss the Luau, where we would try our best to beat Carlos at darts and then laugh all night for beating Carlos. Ah... But really, give me a dance hall with beers, darts, pool tables, and hot tight sexy Virginia chicks (for joey of course). That's all I ask.

Circadian Rhythm!

Quote of the day, as shown on my iGoogle quote of the day:

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
- Dorothy Parker

By the way, if you've been watching Ninja Warrior on G4 recently, and are looking for something far less exciting, check out Female Ninja Warrior. You will not be dissapointed.

Spurs party this Thursday, McLean, VA. Be there or be square. ...Or just too far away.

the world according to the USA

capulina can break it down (to chinatown)++::...

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BINARY SOLO!

never gonna give you up++::...

i imagine joey pulling this off at some random party.
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New PIc of the VEEK

Enjoy!!!

Virginia

Thanks for inviting me here. I'll be on the sofa, playin ps3 in my chones until work starts.

carlos++::..

if your fucking bored at work, and message me. FUCKING REPLY!
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Vi sitter här i venten

ni merga++::...

with all that video posting and stuff here you go

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here's one for you guys

leung?!++::.....

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larry the cable guy++::...

at first i thought this guy was alright, like his jokes were cute and stuff. then it became sad since he's not even from the south and not even a redneck, instead, as you all know, he pretends to be one to cater to all the inbred retards and idiots in this country.
now when he started making racist jokes about things he shouldn't even be talking about i started to ignore him, since no one is making me watch his shows. that set aside, comedy central gave him a shot for a special all on his own, and since i like laughing, i decided to give it another shot. well aside from it being the same shit all over again let me just state it as it is: IT BLOWS! IT SUCKS! ITS NOT EVEN WORTH IT! so keep in mind, hes repeating his lame jokes, and its not funny, god i actually even tried to get in it. i guess im not the target demographic for it, but hell, i'm glad i'm not an inbred retard. i'm just a retard.
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