Your Teacher's Been Brainwashed
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5001/5001_01.asp
In the spirit of the SOUTH PARK Mormon episode I bring you what some Christians believe. Now I ask you to mock them. I am not asking you to loudly laugh at them or call them idiots, just sort of giggle in their presence.
This could be contraversial issue #3 since I know a couple of people might be pissed but those people believe "the jury is still out on evolution"---OUR PRESIDENT so I giglle in their presence too.
In the spirit of the SOUTH PARK Mormon episode I bring you what some Christians believe. Now I ask you to mock them. I am not asking you to loudly laugh at them or call them idiots, just sort of giggle in their presence.
This could be contraversial issue #3 since I know a couple of people might be pissed but those people believe "the jury is still out on evolution"---OUR PRESIDENT so I giglle in their presence too.
posted by Oscar at 10:37 AM
1 Comments:
OH MY GOD!
ALL THESE YEARS THAT I'VE BELIEVED IN BOTH A GOD AND EVOLUTION HAS FINALLY BEEN DISPROVED! PLEASE FORGIVE ME JESUS FOR I HAVE SINNED, IT IS NAUGHTY OF ME TO FIND AN EXPLANATION ON HOW YOU CREATED US! PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND SAVE ME FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION! I HAVE BEEN EVIL AND I SHOULD BE PUNISHED!
My God Christians are idiotic. Evolution happened, deal with it. It doesn't mean God doesn't exist, it doesn't mean that everything your preacher has told you is a lie (well except for the fact that they say evolution is a brainwashing technique by satan). All Evolution is is just an explanation on how God created man. That's all it is. Think about it, we keep evolving, every day somebody is faster, stronger, has more stamina, smarter, each day we reproduce, we creat a new being, and a new mutation happens. "We are the product of natures blunders". But if we were the product of natures blunders, then God doesn't exist right? Wrong, Why do we make mistakes? Because they happen, if we learn from our mistakes then we usually believe that God made us make that mistake to learn from it. Same thing here, God created those mistakes to create us.
As a great man once told me.
"Science explains the HOW things happen, religion explains the WHY".
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT!
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