Cloverfield.....
I was going to write my own review but then i found nfg@comcast.com has already written my exact thoughts (except for stapling balls part of course).
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If blair witch and godzilla did have a bastard child of a movie it would be better than this was, this wasn't a movie it was nothing it was boring it was annoying, I didn't even pay for the tickets but i still feel ripped off.
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANNA READ SPOILERS STOP NOW BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THE MOVIE WENT DOWN:
For 20 minutes it was a going away party, then something blows up so everyone runs down to the street and starts yelling about what to do, then something blows up and everyone runs into a building and starts yelling about what to do, then they decide to go find their friend and go outside and something blows up so they run into the subway and yell about what to do, then there's a 2 second flash of some spider alien attacking someone so they run out of the subway into the arms of some military triage and yell about what to do, then the person who got attacked was infected and they blow up, so then the people run away and yell about what to do, then something blows up so they go into a building and yell about what to do, then they get their friend and something blows up so they run to central park and yell about what to do, then the monster shows up for 2 seconds and kills the cameraman so someone else grabs the camera and they run under a bridge and yell about what to do then something blows up and its over.
I just saved you $9, your welcome.
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posted by Cronus at 9:24 PM
3 Comments:
Damn You, Carlos!
I still have to go see this movie because you and I have different tastes in movies and I have heard good things about it as well as bad things.
Besides I will watch most any genre flick.
Carlos didn't like this movie because he got motion sickness.
I don't really want to see this movie because it got hyped up so much in the end i had no desire to see it. Also, i hate shakycam.
apparently George A. romero is trying the same thing with his new movie Diary of the dead.
I was really hoping Diary of the dead was gonna be about a zombie that really liked Death Cab for cutie.
Carlos didn't like the movie for the reasons outlined in nfg@comcast's review. Adding to the fact thati had to vomit during the movie didn't help. The only other movie that came remotely close to making me want to vomit was AVP The Requiem AND I still sat through the whole thing.
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