Things Sarah Palin can Name

Nicknames I’ve Had

Sarah Barracuda

Sarah Failin’

VPILF

Bush in a Dress

Caribou Barbie

Footnote of History

Pitbull with Lipstick

Moose Momma

Moosilini

Tina Fey’s Sister

Mittens

Barack’s Bane

Pig

Countries I’ve Visited

Kuwait

Germany

Mexico

New York

Utopia

Ireland

Iraq

Percentage of People Who Think Librarians Are Hot

45.23%

Colleges I’ve Attended

University of Idaho

Matanuska-Susitna College

University of Idaho

North Idaho College

Hawaii Pacific University

Reporters I’ll Agree to Talk to Again

Sean Hannity

Hugh Hewitt

Steve Doocy

Katie Couric

Charlie Gibson

Types of Birth Control

Abstinence

Prayer

More Prayer

Supreme Court Cases

Roe vs. Wade

Times John McCain Has Pushed for More Regulation

Last week

I’ll get back to you on that

World Leaders

Putin

Bush

Karzai

Mr. Pakistani Huggypants

Yakov Smirnoff

Countries that Can be Seen from Alaska

Russia

Canada

Two Bitches from Heart

Ann Wilson

Nancy Wilson

The Names of my Children

Bristol

Willow

Piper

Trig

Track

Causes of Global Warming

God

Polar Bears

Fire

My Least Favorite Game Shows

Name that Tune

Jeopardy

Press Your Luck

So You Want to be Vice-President

Marshmallow Shapes in Lucky Charms

Moons

Hearts

Crescent

Cross

Clovers

Rainbows

Gold

Horseshoes

Things the VP Does

I’ll get back to you on that.

Taxidermists in Wasilla, Alaska

WD Taxidermy

Top Gun Taxidermy

Foxy Beaver Taxidermy

Tundra Tanning and Taxidermy

All Things Wild Taxidermy