Eat it up Ren and Neto

> God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the
> archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired
> of God, "Where have you been?"
>
>
> God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed
> downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
> "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm
> going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
> balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God
> explained, pointing to different parts of earth , "For example,
> over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over
> there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things,"
>
> God continued pointing to different countries "This one will be
> extremely hot, while this one will! be very cold and covered in
> ice."
>
> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land
> area and said, "What's that one?"
>
>
> "Ah," said God, "That's Washington State, the most glorious place
> on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams,
> lakes, forests, hills, plains and valleys. The people from
> Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent
> and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the
> world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high
> achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as
> diplomats, and carriers of peace."
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed,
> "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
>
>
> God smiled, "There is another Washington...wait until you see
> the idiots I put there."
>
> !