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So I finally got to see my favorite band ever (well not ever, but it is my current favorite band since the smashing pumpkins broke up). The band is called Dredg and they play, or you could say they play prog-rock.
The show was fucking amazing. The singer played and sang so badass, the drummer was excellent, the guitarist superb and the bassist is the most awesome self-centered asshole ever. But he really rocked.
But first let me tell you, my fans, of the journey to san Antonio. Well, we kinda lfet around 11ish from Laredo and embarked on a journey to subway. Where we gorged ourselves in their fine refrigerated foods. Note to the others: never order the chiplotle one. In my sandwich the chipotle magically vanished and is somewhere lost in limbo, it tastes like crap.
So after that we finally left and shit and got to san Antonio. And so begun the next quest of finding a reasonably priced hotel in a city where everything was already booked. So it sucked ass to be driving since 11 til 5 when we finally found a stupid hotel. Moreover that was the last 1 person room on the econo lodge which was also a smokers room. So the room reminded me of checo. So checo, now I know what would be like to gut you and sleep inside you. You sick sick smoker. Im jez kiddin.
We then ate at this sandwich place that was full of hobos, so the sandwich did taste a little bit like hobo. But the good hobo, they don’t have sucky ass hobos on the riverwalk.
Then Cindy got sick and we had to get her a soup or something, so we went to this place that sold soup, and there I met the most retarded waitress in my whole life. I mean she was brain dead.
Firt off, there were other 2 people waiting on her, first this old fucking hag who wanted her super fancy and elegant plate changed cuz at the end she didn’t want it. So she then proceeded to buy a 14 dollar set of chips and tuna. Fucking retarded ass woman, she payed 14 bucks for a stupid combo you can buy for 3 bucks at a circle k. I mean frito lay and starsky tuna are not expensive. (forgot to mention that at that time heriberto noted that we were on a Sheraton hotel). Then the old lady paid her and this annoyed guy wanted to buy a cake. The waitress then takes his money and hands all of it to the old lady. Then she goes back and gets a box, puts the cake in and then takes it out and says that was the wrong box. The guy is pissed and just grabs the box and walks away with no change. Oh and this has been during a half hour interval. I guess it takes 20 minutes to open tuna and a bag of chips at those places. So were next and cindy asks for the soup and pays. She gets no change, and the chick goes to the back again. She then comes out as if nothing had ever happened, no memory of the soupy transaction. She then looks at cindy and gives her bread. So cindy is like “what is this?” and the waitress is like “I just wanted to give it to you”. Im just annoyed cuz the show has already started and here we are attended by something with an iq lower than the size of a ping pong (ring a ding ding). So she out of nowhere remembers and brings this soup that looked like a hungry man beef broth. At least it came to about 5 bucks.
So we leave to the concert. And we get there and this band who I dunno who the fuck they were are barely getting down. As much as I heard they were alright. So we hung out (yes me and eriberto whipped out our penises and played swords, actually we had daggers :( )
After that a band I though first was circa got up on stage. But they were not circa, but they were pretty cool. They were called the Pale Pacific. But to me they played like the standard happy poppy punk rock. Thought the singer incited the crowd to confess if you had peed for dredg. I and two other guys raised our hands. And then some other dude pooped. The band then proceeded to kick him out.
After that was over, circa got up on stage. Lemme tell you, Circa Survive fucking rocks. They are so badass live. The singer was psicotic and wanted to go armadillo hunting with the Texans, and apparently he had an infatuation with squirrels. Nevertheless they played about 8 songs from Juturna (their newest album) and fucking tore it up. Oh and the singer then hung from a speaker and the speaker snapped from its chains and he was almost gping to kill about 4 other people, and he never stopped singing. The fans just pushed him and the speaker back into place. That was fucking cool. He also said that he almost killed some people that night, and then the crowd went crazy. CRAZY!!!!
And then god herself came down from the heavens and gave us the greatest band in the world. The motherfucking DREDG!
The played for about 1 hour and 45 minutes, going from “leitmotif” to “el cielo” and then to their new upcoming album “catch without arms”. The band was simply superb in all aspects. In one part the drummer stood up and took one fan to play the song “of the room”, so this kid got up and played a really fucking hard song on the drums as the drummer hung out with the people. Then the singer also came down for one song to see what it would be to be a fan, he was fucking cool.
The cool part of the night was when this dude was going to go the bathroom to pee and the bassist from dredg saw him, stopped playing and shouted “hey you! Yeah you! Where the fuck do you think youre going” the guys goes “to pee” “don’t you dare miss my fucking show!” and everybody booed the guy who wanted to go pee, and thus the band resumed playing.
Also during the night there was this blonde asshole that wanted to move me from my spot, I was very close to the stage, like 2 people, so what did I do for trying to push me, I elbowed him on the eye. So if you read this you motherfucker, that’s my favorite fucking band not yours you asshole, they came for me and me alone, and if I ever see you I will gladly arrange another shot at the other eye you cockles son of a bitch.
Moreover there was one thing that really annoyed me, a fat fuck. PERO PARA TI CABRON THE ESCRIBO EN ESPANIOL HIJO DE TU PUTISIMA MADRE, TE LA PASASTE CHIFLANDOME EN EL OIDO Y GRITANDO PENDEJADAS KE A TODOS LES VALE VERGA. SI TE VUELVO A VER GORDO CULERO DE MIERDA, DE TU CEBO Y MANTECA HARE CHICHARRON, MENUDO Y BARBACOA. ESO ME DEBES POR ESCUPIR EN EL PINCHE CUELLO CADA VEZ KE CHIFLABAS, ASI KE PERRO LACRA DE MIERDA SUPINO IGNORANTE INDIO DE LA SIERRA TARAHUMARA, OJALA Y SE TE PUDRA EL ESCROTO Y SE TE CAIGA O KE TE SALGA PUS DEL PITO CADA VEZ KE TE LA JALES.
And so that was the concert, oh and I got their lp or but eyes autographed. Oh oh and when the singer threw a bottle of water at the crowd it hit cindy on the head and got us three (heriberto cindy and me) wet. But the concert was really badass, I wish you guys coulve have gone. Well im off and hope to write again soon.
cheers
The show was fucking amazing. The singer played and sang so badass, the drummer was excellent, the guitarist superb and the bassist is the most awesome self-centered asshole ever. But he really rocked.
But first let me tell you, my fans, of the journey to san Antonio. Well, we kinda lfet around 11ish from Laredo and embarked on a journey to subway. Where we gorged ourselves in their fine refrigerated foods. Note to the others: never order the chiplotle one. In my sandwich the chipotle magically vanished and is somewhere lost in limbo, it tastes like crap.
So after that we finally left and shit and got to san Antonio. And so begun the next quest of finding a reasonably priced hotel in a city where everything was already booked. So it sucked ass to be driving since 11 til 5 when we finally found a stupid hotel. Moreover that was the last 1 person room on the econo lodge which was also a smokers room. So the room reminded me of checo. So checo, now I know what would be like to gut you and sleep inside you. You sick sick smoker. Im jez kiddin.
We then ate at this sandwich place that was full of hobos, so the sandwich did taste a little bit like hobo. But the good hobo, they don’t have sucky ass hobos on the riverwalk.
Then Cindy got sick and we had to get her a soup or something, so we went to this place that sold soup, and there I met the most retarded waitress in my whole life. I mean she was brain dead.
Firt off, there were other 2 people waiting on her, first this old fucking hag who wanted her super fancy and elegant plate changed cuz at the end she didn’t want it. So she then proceeded to buy a 14 dollar set of chips and tuna. Fucking retarded ass woman, she payed 14 bucks for a stupid combo you can buy for 3 bucks at a circle k. I mean frito lay and starsky tuna are not expensive. (forgot to mention that at that time heriberto noted that we were on a Sheraton hotel). Then the old lady paid her and this annoyed guy wanted to buy a cake. The waitress then takes his money and hands all of it to the old lady. Then she goes back and gets a box, puts the cake in and then takes it out and says that was the wrong box. The guy is pissed and just grabs the box and walks away with no change. Oh and this has been during a half hour interval. I guess it takes 20 minutes to open tuna and a bag of chips at those places. So were next and cindy asks for the soup and pays. She gets no change, and the chick goes to the back again. She then comes out as if nothing had ever happened, no memory of the soupy transaction. She then looks at cindy and gives her bread. So cindy is like “what is this?” and the waitress is like “I just wanted to give it to you”. Im just annoyed cuz the show has already started and here we are attended by something with an iq lower than the size of a ping pong (ring a ding ding). So she out of nowhere remembers and brings this soup that looked like a hungry man beef broth. At least it came to about 5 bucks.
So we leave to the concert. And we get there and this band who I dunno who the fuck they were are barely getting down. As much as I heard they were alright. So we hung out (yes me and eriberto whipped out our penises and played swords, actually we had daggers :( )
After that a band I though first was circa got up on stage. But they were not circa, but they were pretty cool. They were called the Pale Pacific. But to me they played like the standard happy poppy punk rock. Thought the singer incited the crowd to confess if you had peed for dredg. I and two other guys raised our hands. And then some other dude pooped. The band then proceeded to kick him out.
After that was over, circa got up on stage. Lemme tell you, Circa Survive fucking rocks. They are so badass live. The singer was psicotic and wanted to go armadillo hunting with the Texans, and apparently he had an infatuation with squirrels. Nevertheless they played about 8 songs from Juturna (their newest album) and fucking tore it up. Oh and the singer then hung from a speaker and the speaker snapped from its chains and he was almost gping to kill about 4 other people, and he never stopped singing. The fans just pushed him and the speaker back into place. That was fucking cool. He also said that he almost killed some people that night, and then the crowd went crazy. CRAZY!!!!
And then god herself came down from the heavens and gave us the greatest band in the world. The motherfucking DREDG!
The played for about 1 hour and 45 minutes, going from “leitmotif” to “el cielo” and then to their new upcoming album “catch without arms”. The band was simply superb in all aspects. In one part the drummer stood up and took one fan to play the song “of the room”, so this kid got up and played a really fucking hard song on the drums as the drummer hung out with the people. Then the singer also came down for one song to see what it would be to be a fan, he was fucking cool.
The cool part of the night was when this dude was going to go the bathroom to pee and the bassist from dredg saw him, stopped playing and shouted “hey you! Yeah you! Where the fuck do you think youre going” the guys goes “to pee” “don’t you dare miss my fucking show!” and everybody booed the guy who wanted to go pee, and thus the band resumed playing.
Also during the night there was this blonde asshole that wanted to move me from my spot, I was very close to the stage, like 2 people, so what did I do for trying to push me, I elbowed him on the eye. So if you read this you motherfucker, that’s my favorite fucking band not yours you asshole, they came for me and me alone, and if I ever see you I will gladly arrange another shot at the other eye you cockles son of a bitch.
Moreover there was one thing that really annoyed me, a fat fuck. PERO PARA TI CABRON THE ESCRIBO EN ESPANIOL HIJO DE TU PUTISIMA MADRE, TE LA PASASTE CHIFLANDOME EN EL OIDO Y GRITANDO PENDEJADAS KE A TODOS LES VALE VERGA. SI TE VUELVO A VER GORDO CULERO DE MIERDA, DE TU CEBO Y MANTECA HARE CHICHARRON, MENUDO Y BARBACOA. ESO ME DEBES POR ESCUPIR EN EL PINCHE CUELLO CADA VEZ KE CHIFLABAS, ASI KE PERRO LACRA DE MIERDA SUPINO IGNORANTE INDIO DE LA SIERRA TARAHUMARA, OJALA Y SE TE PUDRA EL ESCROTO Y SE TE CAIGA O KE TE SALGA PUS DEL PITO CADA VEZ KE TE LA JALES.
And so that was the concert, oh and I got their lp or but eyes autographed. Oh oh and when the singer threw a bottle of water at the crowd it hit cindy on the head and got us three (heriberto cindy and me) wet. But the concert was really badass, I wish you guys coulve have gone. Well im off and hope to write again soon.
cheers
posted by evil ferret of doom at 6:57 PM
1 Comments:
ok so i read about 1/3 of that (sorry fredo) and i take offense i kinda like the chipotle stuff at subway
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