Why I never get invited to funerals..
me: Owen Wilson tried to kill himself
Alfredo: dude i know
wtf
he is like uber awesome
me: I hear though that he took a lot of pills and slit his wrist which is the wrong way to kill yourself cause if he takes certain pills it will slow down the bleeding
Alfredo: rofl
dude ur wrong
me: I'm just saying...he's awesome at making movies...but not at the things that really matter
Alfredo: hahahah
i wonder why he did it
he prolly had buttsecs with luke
me: now that's wrong
Alfredo: :D
Ok so that was wrong. Still I am just joking around. I really like a lot of Owen Wilson's movies and I hope he gets better and gets the help he needs.
If someone you know is in trouble please call 1-800-SUICIDE.
Alfredo: dude i know
wtf
he is like uber awesome
me: I hear though that he took a lot of pills and slit his wrist which is the wrong way to kill yourself cause if he takes certain pills it will slow down the bleeding
Alfredo: rofl
dude ur wrong
me: I'm just saying...he's awesome at making movies...but not at the things that really matter
Alfredo: hahahah
i wonder why he did it
he prolly had buttsecs with luke
me: now that's wrong
Alfredo: :D
Ok so that was wrong. Still I am just joking around. I really like a lot of Owen Wilson's movies and I hope he gets better and gets the help he needs.
If someone you know is in trouble please call 1-800-SUICIDE.
posted by Oscar at 12:30 PM
11 Comments:
wtf do u work for the patriot act??
hahahahahah
information is not secret anymore neto is my snitch.
cheers
My only problem with this whole affair is this:
1.) Natural selection has been defeated. The man who is too stupid to kill himself survives. May your defective genetic spawn kill you later.
2.) His movies suck, probably because he's too dumb to kill himself - see above.
3.) WTF I DO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT. I AM WATCHING YOU n00b. My cat is in your b0x watching yur youtube and eating your keyz. Yarr. I pwnz u evil ferret r0Xx0r.
Sacrilege
-Big Brother's Personal Priest
-Purveyor of Infinite Wisdom
-Smarter then You
our first official troll.
funny that u say he sucks, but i think hes an all around good guy, hes pretty fun, see wedding crashers or actually watch rushmore and u will see that he also has a wee bit of talent.
anyways, i like some of his previous work.
but no one dares threaten the ferret, is is pwning ur cubicle eating ur brainz.
cheers
1.) The funniest movies I have ever watched are on youtube posted by people with no talent or personal pride.
2.) I don't threaten the ferret. I killed your alien and stuffed him full of paperclips. I come for your stapler next.
Sacrilege
-The Emperor's Financial Advisor
-Big Brother's Personal Priest
1) agree on your second 1) not the first 1), you second 1) which would become 3).
2) voy a mandar tu cubiculo a la verga.
cheers
1.) Don't try to switch languages on me... as far as I can tell you just threatened to paint my cubicle green.
2.) Second, 1+1+1=Whatever Big Brother says it means.
3.) I am going to t-bag your stapler after I frag it.
Sacrilege
-Slayer of Ferrets
-Big Brother's Personal Priest
you will not slay ferrets, and by the time you come back from smoking with nichole, ur desk will be teabagged.
cheers
frag complete.
cheers
You teabagged the desk I peed on. Effectively, I just peed on your balls.
And yes, you fragged me good there.
Sacrilege
-Devourer of Baby Ferrets' Souls
-Big Brother's Personal Priest
wow
1.) That was a total accident.
2.) If you can open cans with you weiner every man on this planet should salute you.
3.) Every time you lie Chuck Norris kicks a baby ferret.
Sacrilege
-Owner of the 'Baby Ferret BBQ'
-Big Brother's Personal Priest
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