Futbol

I saw my first Soccer game Saturday! It was DC United vs. Dallas. There was some mexican dude a with lazer pointer and shocking wrigleys gum pack fucking with people. Announcments in English and Spanish GOALLLLLLLL!!!!! And fine women all around. I thought the usher was going to have to knock out some woman who didn't want to leave her stolen seat...pendeja. Oh, the game was good too. 3 - 3 tie. No red cards. Next game I'm sittin' with the dudes waving the 20ft flag.