Conversations With A Hooters Waitress...

So Rennie, Joey, Carl, Randall, and I went to Hooters on Thursday for 99 cent draft night. As a restaurant it is subpar but as a place to go to have cheap beer, stare at girls in tight tops and short shorts, and have a conversation its pretty good. It starts getting interesting when the waitress joins in the conversation or when you push them into the conversation.

Heather was our waitress. She was pretty but the others complained that she wasn't really Hooters material. As a wise man once said, "I'd Do Her." She said she was 19 and was studying Biology. She knew nothing of politics when we asked her about the Israel-Lebanon wars just to piss her off, but when we asked her another question she really earned her tip.

We asked, "What minority can we do without?"

Heather said, "I wouldn't get rid of the Mexicans because they do all the work. I wouldn't get rid of the Chinese because they do a lot of things too like women's nails. White people are the majority. So I would get rid of black people."

This led to laughter around the table. That someone in the service industry would have the balls to say that they would get rid of black people made us giggle. We high-fived her and complimented her on her balls and she walked away, but we know that we made an impression that night.

Disclaimer: We at Dianosis do not believe that black people should be gotten rid of. This was just a stupid drunken conversation. And in fact the table agreed that Indians are probably the minority that could be done without.